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Postby Paul Southworth on Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:43 am

I'm sure all of you have noticed that when there are not "real" ads on top of the KS pages, they are replaced with ads for KS comics. My turn is coming up soon, lemme know what you think of the banner? Is it a good representation to other sites of what KL is all about?<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.krazylarry.com/images/prizead.gif"> <P>------------------
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Postby duckbeater on Mon Jan 22, 2001 9:39 am

I don't Know. I think the Banner would be more apporiate if it mocked the reader in a more abusive way.<P>"I was afraid, because I was naked"
Genesis 3:10<P>Ack!! Bible quotes scare me!!<P>
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Postby duckbeater on Mon Jan 22, 2001 10:01 am

Ack!! again while on the subject I found a scarier quote
A friend showed me this.<P>The Bible says you should eat yourself and your family!!<P>"And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters"
Deuteronomy 28:53<P>What's even scary is that I'm living in the bible belt!! Their are cannibals everywhere!!
Ahhhhh!!! what happened to my foot!!<P>
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Postby LCARS on Tue Jan 23, 2001 6:21 am

"The banner ad is funny, wity. The feel-good comedy of the year"... <B>MY ARM!!!</B>
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Postby John T on Tue Jan 23, 2001 7:40 am

That banner rules, Paul.<P>------------------
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Postby Thouv on Tue Jan 23, 2001 8:26 am

eek, you just wrote the 666th post on this forum !
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Postby jimmyintern on Tue Jan 23, 2001 11:59 am

In deuteronomy, the quote that Errol took out of context was the Lord telling Isreal what troubles would befall them if they disobeyed Him. Isreal is the nation of God, His chosen people. So, if youre not a Christian, this probably wont mean anything to you. <P>The whole chapter talks about the blessings of obedience and alternatively the curses of disobedience to God's chosen people. This particular reference says that locuts will destroy the crops, so out of hunger you would go to such extremes as to eat your kids. It was meant to show the extremity of God's wrath, which i would not like to invoke.<P>have fun
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Postby jimmyintern on Tue Jan 23, 2001 12:01 pm

In deuteronomy, the quote that Errol took out of context was the Lord telling Isreal what troubles would befall them if they disobeyed Him. Isreal is the nation of God, His chosen people. So, if youre not a Christian, this probably wont mean anything to you. <P>The whole chapter talks about the blessings of obedience and alternatively the curses of disobedience to God's chosen people. This particular reference says that locuts will destroy the crops, so out of hunger you would go to such extremes as to eat your kids. It was meant to show the extremity of God's wrath, which i would not like to invoke.<P>have fun
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Postby Dave Kelly on Wed Jan 24, 2001 2:24 am

Zot.
Piffle.
Porsht.
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Postby duckbeater on Wed Jan 24, 2001 11:35 am

Banner good!!! eeeeeeee!!!!
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Postby BabyJ on Fri Jan 26, 2001 11:53 am

That banner tricked me and took most of my stuff!!!!!!<P>Mike "Puny banner!" Leffel
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Postby Xenodochium on Thu Jul 10, 2003 5:29 am

OH MY GOD! I thought my mom's boyfriend didn't know much about computers, trying to fix them by adding to updates and crap... but this is ridiculous! He says the banner actually hides a virus and takes your stuff FOR REAL!!!
Just thought I'd share my nausea with any newbie who cares to drop by...

Isn't that SAD???!?!?!

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The story behind the pic: 'Patchwork Willy' is my avatar, 12" framed, and on my wall now. I just happened to be next to him when he yawned. This fairgoing alpaca's color picture won me my third 4-H trip to the State Fair in a row way back when! I showed Willy my 'Best in Show plaque.' He wasn't thrilled. (Yes, it IS in focus, by some fluke, trust me.) 'Adventures With Adjustable Cameras' Woo. No one told me you had to be competent with a camera AND have people skills! That was my only downfall. So much for bribing the judges.
WHAT?!?! It's the right size, right amount of pixels, and I entered in jpg, png, and gif versions! Could someone please tell me what I'm doing wrong?!!?!? Until you do, I won't change/shorten this!
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