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Postby Nexus on Thu Nov 30, 2000 11:02 am

hmm. post people. <P>____________________________
paul, you should try recycling an old idea, such as holoucinigenics, and the halarity that ensues. also, it would giev you an excuse to explore diffrent art sytles, and or, allow you to take a week off, and let users or other artists submit.
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Postby Mike_Leffel on Fri Dec 01, 2000 2:04 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nexus:
hmm. post people. <P><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P><I><B>How many bowls of THAT OTHER CEREAL do you have to eat to get as many vitamins as in one bowl of Post People?</B></I><P>(One plate in front of woman transforms into a stack of 30 hundred, wobbling. A nearby baby giggles and claps.)<P>Mike "Starve a cold, keep a fever up for two days and constantly keep shaving that one leg hello pretty bird preetttyyyh beeeierrrdffffff .<P>..and I do belive this storyline in KL is quite funny!<p>[This message has been edited by Mike_Leffel (edited 12-01-2000).]
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Postby LCARS on Sun Dec 03, 2000 9:23 am

TIMING THE EARTH<P>Geologists(and Astronomers) differ from most other scientists in their attitude torward time. Physicists and chemists study processes that last only fractions of a second, such as the splitting of an atomic nucleus or a fast chemical reaction. Other scientists perform experiments that last from minutes to hours. Geologists, by contrast, deal with Earth processes that unfold over a great rang of time periods. Earthquake tremors last seconds or minutes, whereas the building of a mountain chain takes many millions of years.
We can measure some geological processes directly. A river's floodwaters, for example, rise and fall over a few days. We can even measure the relatively slow movement of glaciers, which may take a year to move 50 m. Other geological processes, however, such as the erosion of a hillside, are too slow to be measured directly. We may rely on historical records to determine the amounts of time required for some of these processes. But even the oldest historical records extend back only a few thousand years, far short of the time span required to measure the very slow geological processes that shape the planet. Our only resourse for timing such processes is the rock record. Rocks formed in the past and preserved from erosion serve as Earth's memory, recording geological events, such as glciations, that lasted many thousands or millions of years.
As you will see, geologists of the nineteenth century used their understanding of rock strata and fossiles to determine the relative ages of sedimentary rock layers-how old they are in relation to one another. These early researchers could then put the geological events that created these rock formations into chronological order. Today, geologists use the physics of radioactive decay to pinpoint a rock's radiometric age, often called its "absolute" age-the actual number of years that have passed since the rock formed.
The geologists who worked out the geologic time scale did more than merely date rocks. They precipitated a revolution in the way we think about time, our planet, and even ourselfs. They discovered that the Earth is far older than anyone had previously imagined and, contrary to the common beliefs of earlier times, that its surface and interior have been changed and shaped repeatedly by the same geological processes that operate now. They found, too, that not only the planet but its inhabitants have evolved over time. And humans, they discovered, account for only the briefest moment of Earth's long history.<P>KL is cool!!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif">
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Postby jimmyintern on Mon Dec 04, 2000 5:40 am

WRONG. <P>it took you a very long paragraph to tell a huge lie. None of that is science, they are guesses. Were you alive millions of years ago. NO. Only the Creator was. No one can really say with a straight face that the world is millions of years old.<P>check this out and learn something (that they keep you away from in the coporatly goverment funded public schools):
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Postby Sleepy Jim on Mon Dec 04, 2000 5:55 am

Well, by the same logic I could ask you if you ever met "the Creator." The truth is, we really don't know anything for sure, but at least science takes an approach to *learn* it, as opposed to religion, which assumes it already has the truth because of what some book full of unverified information tells them.<P>------------------
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Postby LCARS on Mon Dec 04, 2000 6:34 am

goddamn jimmy calm down, If you truly belive you are right then you have nothing to prove.<P>
BTW, I don't much apreciate being called a lier, as I'm sure you don't apreciate being called a big fat puss-riden man whore. see! I can make up stupid insults too!!!<p>[This message has been edited by LCARS (edited 12-04-2000).]
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Postby Paul Southworth on Mon Dec 04, 2000 7:08 am

James, I would appreciate it if you didn't verbally attack my readers. LCARS just posted something he thought was interesting, that doesn't mean you have to immediatley dismiss it as a lie and put him down like that. Nobody likes to be told they are a liar. Please have respect for other people's opinions in the future. <P> Also, theological discussions greatly detract from the light hearted nature of my comic. Please refrain from discussing anything even remotley intelligent on this board. Keep the word to four letters, preferrably vulgar. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif"> <P>(talk about whatever you want, just throw a few curses into it for flavor)<P>------------------
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Postby jimmyintern on Tue Dec 05, 2000 1:56 am

you have nothing to lose and everything to gain: <A HREF="http://www.drdino.com" TARGET=_blank>www.drdino.com</A> <P>Dont spite yourself by trying to spite me, that would be silly.<P>Im not trying to offend anybody, just trying to show you something you haven't known about. Intelligent people just want to learn about different things, dont they? <P>
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Postby LCARS on Tue Dec 05, 2000 3:55 am

What makes you think I don't know anything about your religion? I used to go to church EVERY DAY until I was about 15.
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Postby jimmyintern on Tue Dec 05, 2000 4:51 am

it depends on what kind of church you went to. Also, i dont have a religion. Non-denominational (the way Jesus intended) Christians (followers of Christ) believe that they do not have a religion, (which is man's vain attempt to gain God's approval, or glorify God through works) instead we have what we call a relationship with God. Meaning, God sent His only Son to die for our sins. Since one sin would send you to hell, and nobody is perfect, God kindly gives us a way out. Pretty generous if you ask me. This is why I dont feel remorse over suggesting this to you, because the One who cares enough for me to save me from hell asks that I tell others about Him as well.<P>(as an aside) I was subjected to the catholoic church at a young age, which (among other factors as well) turned me into an atheist for a long time. Thank the glory of God I grew out of that and was saved from an eternity of agony.<P>Also, i never said (check the posts) that you knew nothing about it. The way you posted all that billions of years old stuff leads me to believe that you hadn't heard this message : <A HREF="http://www.drdino.com" TARGET=_blank>www.drdino.com</A> <P>nothing to lose, everything to gain <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif">
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Postby LCARS on Tue Dec 05, 2000 5:58 am

ahem<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jimmyintern:
<B><P>Im not trying to offend anybody, just trying to show you something you haven't known about. <P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Now look, we could go on forever with the "science vs. religion" debat. But it will only serve as an irritation, not spirital enlightenment.<P>Plus, the whole point of my origional post was to simply BORE people not force my opinions on others.<P>So let's please stop this thread right here, it is only a dead end oneway street.
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Postby Paul Southworth on Tue Dec 05, 2000 6:30 am

I agree!<P>------------------
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Postby jimmyintern on Tue Dec 05, 2000 7:31 am

I didnt verbally attack anybody, much less call anyone a liar. If someone actually belives a lie and tells it, are they a liar? Look for the word liar in my post. You wont find it.<P>Next, you can scientifically verify every event in the bible. Its all verifiable, all the way up to the creation. There is no conflict between science and God, just the crappy wrong science.<P>Evolution is not science, its in itself a religion, because you have to take it by faith. Evolution is also lie they teach you so you lose faith in the bible. Science is observable. Evolution is not observable.<P>Have a leap of faith, and follow the link i've provided, trust me, it'll be of great interest to you.<P>If you are secure in your faulty science, then what do have to lose?
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Postby jimmyintern on Tue Dec 05, 2000 7:33 am

--evolution is also a* lie---<P>my mistake.<P>oh yeah. SHIT. (for Paul)
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Postby Paul Southworth on Tue Dec 05, 2000 9:39 am

It simply pisses me off the way you feel like you have to go around preaching to people. SOME people have their own opinions, believe it or not, and do not appreciate having others forced upon them. Why do you feel like you need to recruit every person you meet? That's just annoying.<P>------------------
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Postby Nexus on Tue Dec 05, 2000 10:20 am

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Postby jimmyintern on Tue Dec 05, 2000 11:47 am

He got to preach his religion, but when i went to speak about mine, you get mad. Thats unfair.<P>tisk tisk.
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Postby Paul Southworth on Tue Dec 05, 2000 12:57 pm

He didnt say ANY of your opinions were lies, or that they were wrong, did he? He was perfectly respectful of your point of view.<P>LCARS- If you truly belive you are right then you have nothing to prove.<P>James- WRONG. it took you a very long paragraph to tell a huge lie.<P>Which one would you rather hear? I think someone needs to go out and purchase a nice, big plate of tact, and a side of manners to go with it.<P> <P>------------------
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Postby Sleepy Jim on Wed Dec 06, 2000 3:15 am

I hate to tell you, but the author of that site is so vastly misinformed it's insane. He obviously knows nothing about the science he tries to debunk. If you want to remain credible (which would be quite a stretch at this point), don't mention that site ever again.<P>------------------
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Postby jimmyintern on Wed Dec 06, 2000 4:20 am

He travels around to colleges and universities and argues the great professors of evolution. He has a tape series, and you inevitably end up laughing at these guys who he always traps into corners, they always end up with the response of "we dont know that yet" which is a testimony to the fact that evolution is a faith, or religion, and not science.<P>Science is obersavble, its as simple as that.<P>I noticed that you gave no alternate site, which makes me think that you are horribly misinformed, and just working from your "common sense".<P>Try again.
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Postby LCARS on Wed Dec 06, 2000 5:54 am

<I>Please don't feed the troll</I>
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Postby jimmyintern on Wed Dec 06, 2000 6:32 am

I thought you were the open minded type. Maybe your open-mindedness only goes so far, or maybe im just a bad judge of character.<P>hmm.<P>As "bad" as i am, i never made an ad hominem comment to argue my ideas. I would never personally attack someone by calling them a troll, because that would weaken my arguement. It's the same logic as: "since one of your words was misspelled, your whole arguement is garbage, you moron" I didnt call you anything (you will say i called you a liar, but I did not). You argue ideas, not insults; we're not 3rd graders here.
If you really wanted this to end, there is one way to do it, and i dont see anyone taking that route.
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Postby cmoose05 on Wed Dec 06, 2000 7:40 am

Well, this has been such an interesting discussion I had to get in on the action! Let' s see if I can stick with the spirit of this politically incorrect and gosh golly goo message board. Does everyone feel warm and fuzzy yet? Although a it is clear that evolution is a religion having no scientific bases, which most evolutionists confess too, the more important issue is where are you going when you die? Though religion is as debatable as politics, Christ has always been the answer. Be fair to yourself and investigate the claims of Christ, you just mind find Him. Peace
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Postby Paul Southworth on Wed Dec 06, 2000 9:13 am

I suppose I can't complain about this. I did want more activity on the board. Be careful what you wish for, I suppose. >=(<P>------------------
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Postby LCARS on Wed Dec 06, 2000 9:33 am

Well, maybe I was a bit harsh on calling you a troll, and in retrospect that was a mistake on my part. I'm sorry.<P>Yes, I am the open minded type. But that doesn't mean I belive everything I hear, nor do I have much tolerance for people who instantly dismiss MY beliefs as lies (and don't deny it, just look at your first post on this thread)<P>You just don't understand why I mad at you in the first place, I never attacked your beliefs... why should you attack mine in a PUBLIC forum?<P>And everytime somebody posts somthing that refers to your shitty attitude or your web site, you reply by insulting their intelligence. Hell, you even did that to PAUL!!!
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