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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2001 1:03 am
by jeffrey rowland
I have just decided that anyone who looks forward to seeing, sees, or enjoys "Black Knight" is my mortal and sworn enemy.<P>Consider the gauntlet THROWN.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2001 2:11 am
by The Bob Talbot
Yep, that and "Big Momma's House". Never saw it, never gonna see it. The only way you could get me to watch that shit would be to strap me down and pry my eyes open, Clockwork Orange style.<P>"Black Knight" is just a rip-off of "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court", by Mark Twain. Books are good. Martin Lawrence is evil.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2001 7:29 am
by lanty
I regret to inform everyone that Martin Lawrence is my third cousin.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2001 3:44 am
by theangryQ
Speaking of whiting out history, did you know that a good 50% of all cowboys were black?<P>Yep.<P>Most cowboys were Civil War veterans, people who didn't really know what to do with themselves after the war ended.<P>Sadly, this fact renders "Blazing Saddles" slightly historically innacurate.<P>------------------
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2001 5:48 am
by Deep_Sea_Dolphin
I could swear I've seen this plot before...oh yeah! It was called "A Conneticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court."<P>Poor Mark Twain must be spinning in his grave.<P>Love and handcuffs,
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2001 8:29 am
by RichK
But what about 'Blue Streak'?<P>Rich

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2001 9:54 am
by BigLoser
Oh, come on! Don't you get it? Martin L. is black! Nobody else in the middle ages was black! It's funny! Ha!

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2001 11:07 am
by Tigress_04
oh That's right! There were no black people in the Middle ages, they came after the middle ages when I bunch of white people jumped into the Black sea.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 12:21 pm
by BabyJ
It still can be followed like the Bible though.<P>
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2001 10:38 am
by curtis
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theangryQ:
<B>Sadly, this fact renders "Blazing Saddles" slightly historically innacurate.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>but God damned funny...<P>curtis
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2001 11:44 am
by The Bob Talbot
"It's twue! IT'S TWUE!"<P>

PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2001 6:33 am
by Jaello
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:27 am
by daringarlyn353x
i saw this film on cable a few weeks back and there's really nothing special about the movie but it is quite funny

PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:34 pm
by The Bob Talbot
MOMENTS IN INTERNET HISTORY...

I ended up watching it eventually. I also saw Big Momma's House.

Black Knight was marginally entertaining. I overreacted a bit.

Now, White Chicks, THAT'S a bad movie.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:48 pm
by daringarlyn353x
the very same thing happed i just stumbled to the movie by accident and then i was suddenly watching it. haven't seen white chicks though

PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:06 am
by Skane
Judging from the trailers, I wouldn't advise anybody to watch 'White Chicks'.