Black Knight starring Martin Lawrence

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Postby jeffrey rowland on Thu Nov 15, 2001 1:03 am

I have just decided that anyone who looks forward to seeing, sees, or enjoys "Black Knight" is my mortal and sworn enemy.<P>Consider the gauntlet THROWN.
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Postby The Bob Talbot on Thu Nov 15, 2001 2:11 am

Yep, that and "Big Momma's House". Never saw it, never gonna see it. The only way you could get me to watch that shit would be to strap me down and pry my eyes open, Clockwork Orange style.<P>"Black Knight" is just a rip-off of "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court", by Mark Twain. Books are good. Martin Lawrence is evil.
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Postby lanty on Thu Nov 15, 2001 7:29 am

I regret to inform everyone that Martin Lawrence is my third cousin.
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Postby theangryQ on Mon Nov 19, 2001 3:44 am

Speaking of whiting out history, did you know that a good 50% of all cowboys were black?<P>Yep.<P>Most cowboys were Civil War veterans, people who didn't really know what to do with themselves after the war ended.<P>Sadly, this fact renders "Blazing Saddles" slightly historically innacurate.<P>------------------
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Postby Deep_Sea_Dolphin on Mon Nov 19, 2001 5:48 am

I could swear I've seen this plot before...oh yeah! It was called "A Conneticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court."<P>Poor Mark Twain must be spinning in his grave.<P>Love and handcuffs,
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Postby RichK on Mon Nov 19, 2001 8:29 am

But what about 'Blue Streak'?<P>Rich
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Postby BigLoser on Mon Nov 19, 2001 9:54 am

Oh, come on! Don't you get it? Martin L. is black! Nobody else in the middle ages was black! It's funny! Ha!
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Postby Tigress_04 on Mon Nov 19, 2001 11:07 am

oh That's right! There were no black people in the Middle ages, they came after the middle ages when I bunch of white people jumped into the Black sea.
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Postby BabyJ on Tue Nov 20, 2001 12:21 pm

It still can be followed like the Bible though.<P>
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Postby curtis on Wed Nov 21, 2001 10:38 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theangryQ:
<B>Sadly, this fact renders "Blazing Saddles" slightly historically innacurate.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>but God damned funny...<P>curtis
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Postby The Bob Talbot on Wed Nov 21, 2001 11:44 am

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Postby Jaello on Wed Nov 28, 2001 6:33 am

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Postby daringarlyn353x on Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:27 am

i saw this film on cable a few weeks back and there's really nothing special about the movie but it is quite funny
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Postby The Bob Talbot on Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:34 pm

MOMENTS IN INTERNET HISTORY...

I ended up watching it eventually. I also saw Big Momma's House.

Black Knight was marginally entertaining. I overreacted a bit.

Now, White Chicks, THAT'S a bad movie.
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Postby daringarlyn353x on Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:48 pm

the very same thing happed i just stumbled to the movie by accident and then i was suddenly watching it. haven't seen white chicks though
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Postby Skane on Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:06 am

Judging from the trailers, I wouldn't advise anybody to watch 'White Chicks'.
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