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Postby jeffrey rowland on Fri Oct 05, 2001 12:51 am

Damn me... damn me all to HELL!<P>Thank you for reading them all! Tell your friends and loved ones!
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Postby Shepherd on Fri Oct 05, 2001 2:39 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jeffrey rowland:
<B>Damn me... damn me all to HELL!
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Have you ever seen the "Treasure Island" with Christian "American Psycho" Bale as Jim Lad and Charlton "HOLY SHIT, IS THAT CHARLTON HESTON?" Heston as Long John Silver?<P>"Damn yer eyes" is growled a lot in that movie, and I thought it was pretty cool.<P>"Dammmmmn yerrrr oiiiyeeessss."<P>"DAMMMMMMNNNN YARRRR AYYYYYYYYZZZZ"<P>"DDDDAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN YYYYYYYRRRRR YYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"<P>And when the &^% is somebody gonna read MY archives? (shameless plug)<P>
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Postby BigLoser on Fri Oct 05, 2001 11:31 am

Oh, sure...trying to get me fired? I just spent all damn day long reading every single one of your archived WIGU comics. I couldn't stop... I had to keep toggling to a list of Usenet rules whenever my boss walked by. Now she thinks I'm an idiot because it took me seven hours to read one page of text.<P>Sorry for this lame post. I just thought that your comic was really funny.
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Postby jamieg on Sat Oct 06, 2001 12:01 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BigLoser:
<B>I had to keep toggling to a list of Usenet rules whenever my boss walked by. </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Uuuuhhhhhh..... reading Usenet rules is part of your job? What the hell do you do?
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Postby The Bob Talbot on Sat Oct 06, 2001 1:33 am

I used to think Heston was cool, but now he just scares me.<P>That "From my cold dead hands" thing he said just gave me the willies.
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Postby BabyJ on Sun Oct 07, 2001 10:24 am

I'll damn someone's eyes if they MAKE "Suddenly Sisters".<P>Mike "And I know they will!" Leffel<P>------------------
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Postby The Moose King on Tue Oct 09, 2001 8:40 am

Hm... I predict that, instead of continuing on her acting career, Brooke Shields will go do college and study the behavior of large groups of people. Her doctoral thesis, "Suddenly Sociology", will set the social sciences as a whole back 150 years.<P>The good news is that 150 years ago was before Freud and his bunch, and so bad comedians (such as, say, Scott Thompson) will no longer be able to make bad jokes about penis envy, the Oedipus complex, and such. Instead, they will joke about the urbanization which has resulted from the Industrial Revolution, and about cheese. Because you cannot remove bad jokes about cheese from the world unless you remove cheese from the world, and that task would take a man so strong and so evil that... no, it shall not happen. Cheese is invulnerable. It even survived the Brooke Shields-endorsed "Suddenly Stilton".
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Postby BigLoser on Fri Oct 12, 2001 4:57 am

(I edited this to add that this is a reply to jamieg, who asked why I could look at Usenet rules all day long...) <P>Don't laugh...I'm a detective assigned to investigating computer crimes. I could put a printout of the ASCII table on the screen and stare at it all day long and my boss would tell me "Good Job!" She likes to think she's computer savvy but she is actually incredibly clueless. Fortunately for me, she's easily distracted by bright, shiny objects, so if she's looking too closely at what I'm doing, I just pull a video card or something out of my desk drawer and she goes "OOHH!" and wanders off. The only reason that I don't feel guilty for getting paid for what I do is that I have caught a lot of dirtbags this year...unfortunately for the world, kiddie porn is a booming business. And, after dealing with that stuff for a few weeks in a row, I need to take a day off (with pay) and laugh it up once in a while. My apologies to the taxpayers.<p>[This message has been edited by BigLoser (edited 10-12-2001).]
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Postby dennisjk on Sun Oct 14, 2001 6:50 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BigLoser:
<B>(I edited this to add that this is a reply to jamieg, who asked why I could look at Usenet rules all day long...) <P>Don't laugh...I'm a detective assigned to investigating computer crimes. I could put a printout of the ASCII table on the screen and stare at it all day long and my boss would tell me "Good Job!" She likes to think she's computer savvy but she is actually incredibly clueless. Fortunately for me, she's easily distracted by bright, shiny objects, so if she's looking too closely at what I'm doing, I just pull a video card or something out of my desk drawer and she goes "OOHH!" and wanders off. The only reason that I don't feel guilty for getting paid for what I do is that I have caught a lot of dirtbags this year...unfortunately for the world, kiddie porn is a booming business. And, after dealing with that stuff for a few weeks in a row, I need to take a day off (with pay) and laugh it up once in a while. My apologies to the taxpayers.<P>[This message has been edited by BigLoser (edited 10-12-2001).]</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>that would be a great job to have if you really liked kiddieporn. <P>no offense meant, i just had a scary thought.
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Postby nslashk on Thu Oct 25, 2001 9:35 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dennisjk:
[B] that would be a great job to have if you really liked kiddieporn. [B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Nah, you get desensitised to it.<P>n/k
.. what? why are you looking at me like that?
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Postby BigLoser on Tue Oct 30, 2001 1:16 am

hey, n/k<P>Please fill out this questionaire and return to my office...<P>
What's your home address?
__________________________<P>What's your physical description?
ht_____ wt_____ eye color_____ hair color___<P>Do you have any weapons in the house?
yes____ no_____<P>Have you erased the kiddie porn from your computer yet?
yes_____ no______<P>Thank you for your cooperation.
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Postby nslashk on Wed Oct 31, 2001 7:34 am

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What's your home address?</B>
lives in van by river so govt dosent kno i eat govt cheese all day
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What's your physical description?</B>
me = hot dude, msg me ladies with pic plz
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Do you have any weapons in the house?</B>
dude my house IS a weapon like if u droped it on someones head tehy would DIE!!!
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Have you erased the kiddie porn from your computer yet?</B>
no but i cover the screen with a pillowslip<P>
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Postby lanty on Thu Nov 15, 2001 7:42 am

Damn you, Jeffrey Rowland.<P>------------------
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Postby lanty on Fri Nov 16, 2001 1:03 am

That rocks even more than the casbah itself.<P>------------------
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Postby jeffrey rowland on Fri Nov 16, 2001 9:04 am

which reminds me of what i want to put on my tombstone when i die:<P>"SEE YOU IN HELL, SUCKERS"
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