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Postby Darth Paradox on Sat Sep 15, 2001 7:40 am

The funny thing is, the past four times I've visited the Taco Bell drive-thru, I've gotten the order of the car behind me - which has always been twice as big as mine.
Getting extra food from Taco Bell is nigh-given here.
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Postby jeffrey rowland on Mon Sep 17, 2001 1:59 am

If you happen to live in Norman, Oklahoma, and read this, the Taco Bell on 24th St by the Albertson's on the west side is HORRIBLE. The last time I went there, they didn't give me my change. When I went back to get it, the manager was like "it's gonna take about 20 minutes," before pulling out his till, slamming it on the counter, and slowly counting the money.<P>I said "forget it, guy, I don't wanna put you out or anything," and left.<P>The time before that we went inside and it was just plain filthy. Granted, I'm sure part of that problem was no-good punk kids. But I'm fairly sure the kids didn't bring in the 3" cock-a-roaches.<P>I know working at Taco Bell isn't the best job in the world, and it's pretty difficult considering the pay. But, COME ON. I was tempted to call and complain about them, but I knew it wouldn't do any good, and would probably just result in a chewing-out for some poor soul who's trying to get by.<P>I got distracted in about 10 minutes anyway, and forgot about it. I just now remembered it.<P>Anyway, that Taco Bell gets a D+. The one on West Lindsey however, gets a A-.<P>------------------
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Postby The Bob Talbot on Mon Sep 17, 2001 2:24 am

Man, that Taco Bell will knock a turd out of you pretty quick.<P>No need for laxatives if you have a Taco Bell nearby.
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Postby DreamSerpent_v2.0 on Tue Sep 18, 2001 5:15 am

lol, stop ordering the big ole hair burritos.<P>theres a chance that hair came from the cute teenager whos putting together all the food anyway....<P>so i like to look at the hair as a bonus
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Postby Foiba * on Tue Sep 18, 2001 8:21 am

or that the hair came from the FAT BALD GUY IN THE BACK WHO'S ALWAYS SCRATCHING HIS CROTCH!
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Postby BabyJ on Tue Sep 18, 2001 11:46 am

When our Taco Bell first opened (we've mainly had TACO JOHN'S and AMIGOS) I went, and promptly got a big ol HAIR in my first order.<P>Several months later, on my second trip, I got another BIG OL HAIR.<P>I stopped purchasing things there.<P>------------------
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Postby balt on Wed Sep 19, 2001 7:11 am

Hehe, well, the drive-thru guy learned a bitter lesson. Who in the hell gives over $200 worth of Chalupas to the guy in the drive-thru BEFORE the guy pays him?<P>Unfortunately, the assholes at Taco Bell will probably take that out of his paycheck and he'll be working off Roger's Chalupa habit for two weeks. *SNIFF*
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Postby Shepherd on Fri Sep 21, 2001 9:07 am

There are no Taco Bells in Quebec.
I repeat:
THERE ARE NO TACO BELLS IN QUEBEC.<P>They're afraid to set up here because of political instability (the separatist provincial government), just like Mountain Equipment Co-Op. <P>This government is like a CANCER THAT EATS OUR SOULS and our tacos.
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Postby dennisjk on Sat Sep 22, 2001 3:57 am

your soul for a taco.<P>there are typically no cute girls working at taco bells in this area. there is the counter-wench at the supercuts, tho. she's cute.<P>
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Postby DreamSerpent_v2.0 on Mon Sep 24, 2001 12:00 am

no taco bells in quebec? how awful...<P>its almost as bad as the fact that there are no jack-in-the-box fast food stores in north dakota...<P>counter-wenches are good....<P>soooo good...<P>------------------
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Postby Slithy Tove on Tue Sep 25, 2001 9:34 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shepherd:
<B>There are no Taco Bells in Quebec. </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>you're not missing out on much.<P>------------------
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Postby lanty on Tue Sep 25, 2001 9:38 am

How 'bout Taco Tico? Even cheaper than Taco Bell... <P>------------------
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