Exactly how much IS a shitload, anyway?

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Postby LockNeffMonster on Mon Sep 03, 2001 1:35 am

I've always wondered that... Is it the same amount as a buttload? A <B>metric</B> assload, maybe?<P>You gots "TEH FUNNAY", Jeff! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"><P>
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Postby The Bob Talbot on Mon Sep 03, 2001 2:01 am

I'm pretty sure it's more than a bushel.
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Postby dennisjk on Mon Sep 03, 2001 7:56 am

A peck even.<P>as liz phair says, "you've got to have shitloads of m-o-n-e-y, honey."
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Postby jamieg on Tue Sep 04, 2001 4:26 am

There are 4 shitloads in one buttload, and 10 metric shitloads in one metric assload.
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Postby jeffrey rowland on Tue Sep 04, 2001 6:55 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jamieg:
<B>There are 4 shitloads in one buttload, and 10 metric shitloads in one metric assload.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>That is correct. However, both pale in comparison to the "fuckload" which is one quintillion assloads.
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Postby Nafla on Wed Sep 05, 2001 4:06 am

Wow. A fuckload has alot of shitloads.<P>Thats the most i've sworn in my life <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/eek.gif"><P>------------------
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Postby efhaynes on Wed Sep 05, 2001 5:14 am

It's more than "helluvalotta," but less than an assload. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif"><P>------------------
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Postby The Bob Talbot on Wed Sep 05, 2001 10:27 am

It's like, a cubic cubit, otherwise known as a "holy shitload".
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Postby dennisjk on Sat Sep 08, 2001 11:00 am

Avoirdupois is rolling over in his grave right now.<P>Did you know that one metric shitload (SHT) at 23 degrees C takes up exactly ten cubic meters?<P>That would mean that the Hiroshima bomb is 200 kiloshitloads (kSHT) more than the conventional weaponry of the Gettysburg Address?<P>In fact, the old reference shitload is still on display in France in the SI museum next to the iridium standard for the meter.
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