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Postby King Luca on Mon Aug 20, 2001 1:21 am

Why look at that! He's provided for us an email address through which we can express our gratitude for violating the terms and conditions of these forums. How incredibly kind of him or horribly cruel of someone else who must be having a bad month!<P>------------------
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Postby lanty on Mon Aug 20, 2001 1:29 am

+1 lb. gained.
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Postby The Bob Talbot on Mon Aug 20, 2001 1:55 am

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Postby lanty on Mon Aug 20, 2001 2:09 am

-10 lb. lost due to projectile vomitting.
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Postby jeffrey rowland on Mon Aug 20, 2001 2:14 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lanty:
<B>-10 lb. lost due to projectile vomitting.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>make that a total of -22 lbs. lost, Lanty.<P>
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Postby lanty on Mon Aug 20, 2001 5:14 am

Ate 6 burgers and one extra long cheese coney with two 44 ounce Dr. Peppers (no ice).<P>No noticable weight gain.<P>------------------
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Postby dennisjk on Mon Aug 20, 2001 5:18 am

Damn you people!<P>I just promised a (particular) girl i'd be home to wait for her call but now you've made me hungry for some cook-out huge burgers.<P>Dennis hungry!
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Postby Dorgur on Mon Aug 20, 2001 9:20 am

I like to spam message boards and watch children play.<P>I have an embarassingly small wang.<P>Mariusz Gromadzki<br><br>P.S. My email address is <a href="mailto:dorgur@optonline.com">dorgur@optonline.com</a>. Please spam me in return as often as you can.

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Postby lanty on Mon Aug 20, 2001 9:32 am

Love handles just got lucky.<P>------------------
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Postby jeffrey rowland on Mon Aug 20, 2001 9:35 am

Just drank 10 beers.<P>+5 lbs beer, -700 calories running after car I left in reverse.
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Postby lanty on Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:45 am

I prefer to weigh 400 pounds. I've started my new diet today. I should reach my desired weight within two weeks.<P>------------------
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Postby SkullCrusher on Tue Aug 21, 2001 3:56 am

*Doesnt want to be a social wreck then*
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Postby lanty on Tue Aug 21, 2001 4:58 am

Ate two buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Grease upset stomach. Can feel gut starting to hang over belt.<P>+4 lbs.
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Postby Jaello on Tue Aug 21, 2001 6:32 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jeffrey rowland:
<B>Just drank 10 beers.<P>+5 lbs beer, -700 calories running after car I left in reverse.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Okay....in the history of JaelDrunkNDom I have YET to do anything that remotely stupid.<P>Thank you Jeffy for making me feel superior.
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Postby lanty on Tue Aug 21, 2001 8:42 am

Ate 4 Denny's Grand Slam meals (student specials rock) and afterwards went to QuickTrip and bought a huge Klondike bar. Top button unfastened.<P>+2 lbs. gained.<P><P>------------------
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Postby NornaGest on Tue Aug 21, 2001 8:45 am

I will not be fully satisfied with your program until I spontaneously <B>squeaaaal like a pig</B> and get passed around by the other cons <I>like an inflatable love doll</I>!!
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Postby lanty on Wed Aug 22, 2001 6:42 am

In my dreams last night, Dom Deluise told me to eat like no fat man has eaten before. Then he wished me godspeed.<P>I now feel tears forming...God bless Dom.<P>Need breakfast.<P><P>------------------
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Postby jeffrey rowland on Wed Aug 22, 2001 8:28 am

You can do it, lanty. I believe in you.<P>------------------
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Postby lanty on Wed Aug 29, 2001 1:26 am

Yes, after days of no message boards, I have managed to gain 40 lbs.! The depression allowed me to eat for comfort, and I'm all good now. <P>My diet is awesome.<P>------------------
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Postby Shepherd on Thu Aug 30, 2001 10:32 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lanty:
<B>In my dreams last night, Dom Deluise told me to eat like no fat man has eaten before.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I read that as "...to eat, like, NO FAT man has eaten before."
Like, rancid rat fat or something nobody has ever eaten.
I'm stooooopid. But skinny.
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Postby lanty on Thu Sep 06, 2001 4:05 am

I had two dead thunder lizards for lunch.<P>I puked, and therefore gained no weight.<P>------------------
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Postby The Bob Talbot on Thu Sep 06, 2001 10:23 am

I cut off my own face and fed it to my dog.
Then, I ate my dog.
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Postby dennisjk on Sat Sep 08, 2001 10:53 am

I ate NINA PERSSON of the CARDIGANS!<P>Then I ate her SWEATER!<P>I will now be the first person to open a SWEDISH RESTAURANT!
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Postby The Bob Talbot on Sun Sep 09, 2001 1:02 am

Nina has a tangy seafood aroma about her.
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Postby jeffrey rowland on Mon Sep 10, 2001 12:19 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lanty:
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I puked, and therefore gained no weight.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Lanty came to my house the other day.<P>I know because there is mud all over the place.<P>How did he <B>do</B> that?<P>------------------
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