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Postby dennisjk on Tue Aug 07, 2001 7:36 am

If i go to bed just after consuming a well-caffeinated beverage, my skin starts overreacting and it feels like i have bugs crawling all over me. it makes it very difficult to get to sleep.<P>what's worse is, there's like 0.1% of the time where you go and scratch the imaginary bug, and it ACTUALLY IS A BUG! at worst, it's a cockroach.<P>god, i hate that.
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Postby The Bob Talbot on Tue Aug 07, 2001 8:11 am

All of the giant brown recluse spiders have devoured all other forms of life in my house. These may be my last words, as I am barricaded in my room and my last can of Raid is just running out. <P>My cats fought valiantly. Damn, I'll miss those little buggers.
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Postby Jaello on Tue Aug 07, 2001 11:19 am

You see like one ant crawling on your leg, then you are convinced that they are crawling all over you for the rest of the day!<P>I swear I'm losing my mind slapping at imaginary ants!<P>
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Postby jeffrey rowland on Tue Aug 07, 2001 11:36 am

this is a typical symptom of heroin abuse.
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Postby Mike Rosenzweig on Tue Aug 07, 2001 11:52 am

Or the ant conspiracy. I've done some reasearch, and I've concluded that there is only one ant per household at any given time. See, they like you to think that. It's their Master Plan.<P>Or it's herion, like Jeff said. <P>------------------
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Postby Kloro on Wed Aug 08, 2001 5:20 am

Moths. Trying to read at night. Huge, huge things. Evil.<P>(And then trying to get to sleep in a fly-spray-ey room...fun.)
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Postby Jaello on Wed Aug 08, 2001 7:48 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mike Rosenzweig:
<B>Or the ant conspiracy. I've done some reasearch, and I've concluded that there is only one ant per household at any given time. See, they like you to think that. It's their Master Plan.<P>Or it's herion, like Jeff said. <P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Allow me to show you the line of fire ants that crawl around the hot water heater..to dispel that theory hehe. Why are are they attracted to electrical outlets anyway?<P>------------------
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Postby Jaello on Wed Aug 08, 2001 7:49 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Bob Talbot:
<B>All of the giant brown recluse spiders have devoured all other forms of life in my house. These may be my last words, as I am barricaded in my room and my last can of Raid is just running out. <P>My cats fought valiantly. Damn, I'll miss those little buggers.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Bob,<P>Be glad you don't have those freaking flying Texas Wood Roaches...those things will carry off a small child. I HATE THOSE THINGS!! THey divebomb me!!
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Postby jeffrey rowland on Wed Aug 08, 2001 8:00 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jaello:
<B> Why are are they attracted to electrical outlets anyway?<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>That's how they travel, through electricity. They're quite sophisticated.<P>
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Postby BabyJ on Wed Aug 08, 2001 10:27 am

Someday that ant will grow up to be president.<P>But you think "That's Okay!", while you're sleeping.<P>The president calls your name in the nighttime..<P>Mike "Electro-Ant was always foiled by Spidey." Leffel<P>------------------
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Postby Jaello on Wed Aug 08, 2001 10:54 am

"come into my parlor" said the Spider to the Ant.<P>Just doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
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Postby SkullCrusher on Mon Aug 20, 2001 4:42 am

THE COMPLETE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF BUGS AND WHY THEY ARE ANNOYING
Squish the bugs! they are the devils tools, little annoying things:
ant - bugs you all the time and steals picnic baskets (i am believing in tom&jerry to tell the truth, mice CAN pick up couches i tell you!)
mosqitos - little vampires that you cant stick a wooden spikey thing into them cuz theyre tiny and they dont give a damn about garlic, annoying little ----!
cockroaches - me no get near.
flys - your eating then they come fly around your head bzzzing at you, afraid that they're bees or something and then they LAND ON YOUR FOOD and eat a few atoms "hey, im not touching that, you have it!"
bees - hurts, imagine a bee stinging your testicles, case closed.
and those little brown bugs that do nothing that have no real name - you can just fling them off your computer screen but theyre annoying nontheless!
and all the other things that can climb up your back with they evil mastermind plan and annoy you for the rest of your life.
most used line: "I SWEAR ITS THE SAME ONE!"
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