Clones?

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Postby dennisjk on Tue Aug 07, 2001 7:38 am

I'm guessing they're like bad, overly traded bootlegs...they're 14th generation copies of an analog copy of a microphone copy of a Dolby B NR copy of John Allison that someone has left in their hot-ass car seat for a couple of days.
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Postby Mike Rosenzweig on Tue Aug 07, 2001 11:09 am

what's that pink and yellow thing supposed to be clones of? My guess: John Allison.<P>Then again, I could be wrong.<P>------------------
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Postby jeffrey rowland on Tue Aug 07, 2001 11:41 am

my sources tell me that the reason they begin cloning in Episode II is because the galaxy has a terrible shortage of flamboyantly gay acting clumsy creatures that dance merrily.<P><font size = 1><I>edit: this could be mis-interpreted as saying John Allison is a flamboyantly gay acting clumsy creature that dances merrily. This could not be farther from the truth. Any clone of John Allison would be a handsome, witty sex machine that dances solemnly.</I></font>
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Postby Mike Rosenzweig on Tue Aug 07, 2001 11:50 am

Ah, so they're definatley clones of John Allsion.<P>Actually, I think the yellow one might even be Jeff. If you squint, you can see the likeness. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif"> <P>------------------
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Postby jawwa on Wed Aug 08, 2001 1:33 am

Yeh, it's me.
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Postby dennisjk on Wed Aug 08, 2001 3:34 am

Speaking of clones, i read that three scientists spoke to some NSF or NAS or something or other about how they plan on cloning a human being fairly soon. Of course, they also belong to the the Order of Raelians, who apparently believe that cloning is an integral part of their religion.<P>On the other hand, it may just be a case of yellow journalism.<P>But then again, we are talking religion.
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Postby jeffrey rowland on Fri Aug 10, 2001 6:53 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dennisjk:
<B>Of course, they also belong to the the Order of Raelians, who apparently believe that cloning is an integral part of their religion.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I heard this from several sources. The Order of Raelians was formed by a French race car driver who was visited by aliens in 1973.<P>
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Postby dennisjk on Sat Aug 11, 2001 10:53 am

The Jehovah's witnesses were formed by the original model for Aunt Jemima.<P>She was also a lesbian.<P>
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Postby SkullCrusher on Mon Aug 20, 2001 4:01 am

the whole christianity was formed over a son of a carpenter!<P>(whoever this offends please accept my forgiveness)
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