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Postby BabyJ on Fri Aug 03, 2001 2:48 am

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Postby jeffrey rowland on Fri Aug 03, 2001 8:38 am

Last night, something bad happened.<P>I left work in my $64,000 car and went to the convenience store to purchase a "Mountain Dew" which to "slam" so I could jump-start the drawing process.<P>After picking up what I thought was Mountain Dew, I got about a mile down the road, opened the lid, commenced "slamming," and my taste buds immediately went into SHOCK. What went into my mouth was some sort of sub-par lemon-lime flavored liquid. I looked at the bottle, and this is what I saw:<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.whenigrowup.net/bs/sierra.jpg"> <P>How could I have made such a mistake? The answer is simple:<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.whenigrowup.net/bs/dew.jpg"> <P>THE MAN HAS F**KED JEFF ONCE AGAIN.<P>DO NOT THINK JUST BECAUSE YOUR SOFT DRINK HAS A BASEBALL MAN ON IT, IT IS THE SOFT DRINK YOU DESIRE.<P>[This message has been edited by jeffrey rowland (edited 08-03-2001).]<p>[This message has been edited by jeffrey rowland (edited 08-03-2001).]
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Postby jamieg on Fri Aug 03, 2001 9:54 am

NO CAFFEINE!!??!!??!!??<P>You poor, poor man. Yet even in the face of this tragedy, Jeff managed to deliver to us a quality comic strip.
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Postby The Bob Talbot on Fri Aug 03, 2001 11:37 am

MWUHAHAHAHA!!! PUNY MORTALS!!! MY MARKETING SCHEME WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!<P>(This message brought to you by Sierra Mist)
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Postby dennisjk on Sat Aug 04, 2001 5:20 am

Uck! Code Red tastes so ass, they named a virus after it...It tastes like a 5:4 mixture of cherry cough syrup and mountain dew.
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Postby dennisjk on Mon Aug 06, 2001 2:12 am

Do they still make SURGE! (a coke product) I kinda liked it. They had it at NCSU until the board of admin sold the soft drink contract to Pepsi.<P>
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Postby Mike Cody on Mon Aug 06, 2001 6:58 am

hey I was a tester for mountain dew red before it came out! they were also going to make a mountain dew blue, I still have the bottles I was suppose to return them and tell them what I thought but whatever
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Postby dennisjk on Tue Aug 07, 2001 7:41 am

Red, sugary piss usually indicates that something is terribly, horribly wrong with your nephritic system.<P>Piss comes in a giant range of colors. I was reading an RN magazine special on diagnosing urine colors.<P>*I really am not kidding, i really did read a piss feature in a nursing magazine.
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Postby jeffrey rowland on Tue Aug 07, 2001 10:59 am

Making strong statments that support products without being paid for said statments isn't very indie.
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Postby Mike Rosenzweig on Tue Aug 07, 2001 11:12 am

I tried Code Red once, and I thought I was drinking piss. Red, sugary piss. Mmmmmmmm<P>------------------
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Postby dennisjk on Wed Aug 08, 2001 3:31 am

I discovered in the local mecca of retail beer here (Peace St. Market, formerly 7-Even, forced to change it's name, has *every* beer that is legal in NC) that one may purchase a *case* of <B>Red Bull</B> energy drink for $42.50.<P>mother crap!
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Postby Kloro on Wed Aug 08, 2001 5:22 am

Indigo. Doubt you can get it stateside, but it's a mix of wolfberry and guarana and stuff, and it leaves you walking around all day with your eyes open as far as they'll go. Fun stuff.
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Postby Mike Rosenzweig on Wed Aug 08, 2001 10:27 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dennisjk:
<B>I discovered in the local mecca of retail beer here (Peace St. Market, formerly 7-Even, forced to change it's name, has *every* beer that is legal in NC) that one may purchase a *case* of Red Bull</B> energy drink for $42.50.<P>mother crap!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>
My question is what beer is <i>illeagal</i> in NC?!?<P><P>------------------
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Postby dennisjk on Thu Aug 09, 2001 6:26 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Uleski:
<B> never claimed to be indie. i'm not a tool of the man, either.<P>though people have at times claimed that i *am* a tool, but we all have our crosses to carry...
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P><B>I</B> am a tool of enormous magnitude!<P>Which reminds of when my friends and I translated Handgun safety rules to apply to penises.<P>1. Never point your penis at another human being unless you plan on shooting that person.
2. Never carry your penis while loaded.
3. Always keep the safety on until your penis is aimed and ready to fire. (porn rule #11)
4. Keep your penis clean and well lubricated.
5. Avoid dry-firing your penis.
6. Do not shoot ammunition that is not meant for your particular penis.<P>ok. that's enough.
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Postby Shepherd on Fri Aug 10, 2001 5:14 am

Okay, enough of that.<P>Has anyone else noticed that Code Red actually tastes suspiciously like a staple of my childhood, Tahiti Treat?<P>Point two: up here in Canada, Mountain Dew is caffeine-free. No, really. And Smarties are little candy-coated chocolates, like M&Ms, only better.<P>American Smarties suck, but Mountain Dew with caffeine rocks, so I guess our great nations are equals once again.<P><P>------------------
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Postby dennisjk on Sat Aug 11, 2001 10:54 am

up there in canada, codeine is available over the counter...<P>
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Postby The Crow on Mon Aug 13, 2001 11:51 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shepherd:
<B>Okay, enough of that.<P>Has anyone else noticed that Code Red actually tastes suspiciously like a staple of my childhood, Tahiti Treat?<P>Point two: up here in Canada, Mountain Dew is caffeine-free. No, really. And Smarties are little candy-coated chocolates, like M&Ms, only better.<P>American Smarties suck, but Mountain Dew with caffeine rocks, so I guess our great nations are equals once again.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I like our smarties! As well as our Mountan Dew. Coad Red is cool but Regular is better.<P>------------------
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Postby SkullCrusher on Mon Aug 20, 2001 4:16 am

ive never tasted or even HEARD of code read, and im certanly not gonna try it now that i have a "red sugary piss" thought in my mind (thx to mike for that).
sheperd, how can you fit a canadian/american statement into a topic about mountain dew, non the less what does it have to do with smarties?
and dennis, provided that penis firearm rules and soft drinks are combined in one topic make me want to vomit all over my keyboard.<P>i dont like pepsi or mountain dew period, i like coca cola and sprite and ill stick with those products, what the hell is sierra mist?
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