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Postby dennisjk on Mon Jul 09, 2001 2:12 am

What is it with linen pants and the little flap that covers the actual zipper? It never does its job properly. It always likes to veer off to the side, exposing my (zipped, of course) zipper.<P>Stupid flap.
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Postby jeffrey rowland on Mon Jul 09, 2001 4:05 am

It's either that, or ironing your pants.<P>I choose the former.<P>Leaving your shirt untucked usually remedies all problems, in any event.<P>
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Postby Jaello on Tue Jul 10, 2001 4:11 am

not wearing any pants solves that problem too...or the kind with just a drawstring.
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Postby danjel on Tue Jul 10, 2001 4:24 am

Wear a mumu (sp?). =)
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Postby BabyJ on Tue Jul 10, 2001 4:32 am

I'm having a nice piece of pie. Hm, um!<P>------------------
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Postby BabyJ on Tue Jul 10, 2001 5:30 am

Just tape your butt shut! All other problems will be infant sized and buttery, and melt in your mouth, like a buttered infant!<P>------------------
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Postby Jaello on Tue Jul 10, 2001 7:16 am

BabyJ:<P>You truly scare me sometimes.<P>------------------
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Postby The Bob Talbot on Tue Jul 10, 2001 7:19 am

what kind of pie? American pie? Humble pie? Hair pie?<P>I NEED ANSWERS DAMMIT!
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Postby Jaello on Wed Jul 11, 2001 7:25 am

or maybe it was PI.<P>------------------
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Postby David_McGuire on Fri Jul 13, 2001 2:27 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jaello:
<B>or maybe it was PI.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I love that show.
I wish they'ed stop inviting that Bill Maher guy on, though.
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Postby David_McGuire on Fri Jul 13, 2001 2:31 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jaello:
<B>or maybe it was PI.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I love that show.
I wish they'ed stop inviting that Bill Maher guy on, though.
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Postby dennisjk on Mon Jul 16, 2001 1:03 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David_McGuire:
<B> I love that show.
I wish they'ed stop inviting that Bill Maher guy on, though.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Politically Incorrect did a college tour and came to the theatre in which i work, where we learned that Bill Maher is cool, and simultaneously, a raging asshole. And we got him urinating in the dressing room with his lavalier microphone on on tape.
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Postby BabyJ on Mon Jul 16, 2001 3:44 am

You can get that same kind of recording from Tom Arnold, ---if you just ask him nicely.<P>Mike "4.3 hours worth!" Leffel
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