Four words--Sterilization of Carrot Top

It will always live on in our hearts. And other vital organs contained within our eventually-dead bodies.

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Postby jamieg on Tue Oct 09, 2001 9:15 am

I have a secret - I can travel in time, but only to the future. Almost every night, I close my eyes and then when I open them again it is the next morning! Pretty freaky, huh?
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Postby jamieg on Tue Oct 09, 2001 9:22 am

I have a secret - I can travel in time, but only to the future. Almost every night, I close my eyes and then when I open them again it is the next morning! Pretty freaky, huh?
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Postby jamieg on Tue Oct 09, 2001 9:27 am

I have a secret - I can travel in time, but only to the future. Almost every night, I close my eyes and then when I open them again it is the next morning! Pretty freaky, huh?
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Postby Jaello on Fri Oct 12, 2001 7:53 am

Bob,<P>Methinks you already brought that on yourself lol
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Postby Jaello on Fri Oct 12, 2001 7:54 am

Bob,<P>Methinks you already brought that on yourself lol
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Postby jamieg on Fri Oct 12, 2001 11:55 am

Wow, my comment was so cool the system decided to post it four times. Jaello's only rated two posts <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif"> I wonder how many time this one will get posted? It's really lame, so I'm guessing -2.
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Postby Jaello on Tue Oct 16, 2001 12:36 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jamieg:
<B>Wow, my comment was so cool the system decided to post it four times. Jaello's only rated two posts <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif"> I wonder how many time this one will get posted? It's really lame, so I'm guessing -2.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>No it was really because mine were so verbose and cool, anything more would have been redundant! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif"><P>
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Postby jamieg on Tue Oct 16, 2001 3:46 am

I saw some show on Comedy Central the other day where the woman who owns this Chinese restaurant has this cannibal cousin who's living there or working there or something... anyway ... the cousin somehow met Carrot Top and they were serving Carrot Top Chop Suey.
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Postby jenday on Tue Oct 16, 2001 7:42 am

More like Carrot Top Chop-PHOOEY!!!!
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Postby Jaello on Wed Oct 17, 2001 9:56 am

Has anyone seen the newest...commercial?<P>he's "helping" the cops chase down a thief.<P>His shirt raises up and the white of his stomach BLINDED ME!<P>I'm having to use a braille keyboard to type this!!
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Postby Walky on Wed Oct 24, 2001 6:51 am

When my roommate and I worked at the Warner Bros Studio Store, there was this sixteen-year-old girl there named Becky. Without getting very icky and pedo on you all, she was... attractive. <P>She was also crazy.<P>She was madly in love with Carrot Top, you see. Whenever his routine would come into town, she'd buy a ticket to every showing, and dress promiscuously in order to seduce him. He was, in her words, the sexiest
man alive.<P>No, I'm not exaggerating or making this up.<P>--David <A HREF="http://www.itswalky.com" TARGET=_blank>www.itswalky.com</A>
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Postby jamieg on Mon Oct 29, 2001 9:58 am

I think Jeff started a new trend. <A HREF="http://www.reallifecomics.com/d/20011029.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.reallifecomics.com/d/20011029.html</A>
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Postby jenday on Mon Oct 29, 2001 11:06 am

People love to hate Carrot Top.
Just like they love to hate Latoya Jackson.
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Postby jeffrey rowland on Tue Oct 30, 2001 9:37 am

David, that's SICK.<P>Latoya is bad, but that's like comparing some guy that shoplifts spray paint to Pol Pot.<P>I predict that if society is exposed Mr. Top for more than 1 generation, evolution will step in, and loathing Carrot Top will become instinct, like wanting food.<P>------------------
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Postby lanty on Sun Nov 04, 2001 4:40 am

oh no...Latoya? I would've never remembered that name again if I hadn't read the latest posts on this thread...I need something to cheer me up now. Woe is me.<P><P>------------------
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Postby lanty on Sun Nov 04, 2001 4:44 am

oh no...Latoya? I would've never remembered that name again if I hadn't read the latest posts on this thread...I need something to cheer me up now. Woe is me.<P><P>------------------
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Postby lanty on Sun Nov 04, 2001 4:48 am

oh no...Latoya? I would've never remembered that name again if I hadn't read the latest posts on this thread...I need something to cheer me up now. Woe is me.<P><P>------------------
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Postby The Bob Talbot on Mon Nov 05, 2001 6:02 am

Michael Jackson is probably one of the only people who match the freakiness of Carrot Top. Huge cringe factor there.<P>*shudder*
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Postby lanty on Mon Nov 05, 2001 11:00 am

Mention Latoya again, and I'll puke again.<P>------------------
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Postby The Moose King on Tue Nov 06, 2001 2:47 am

Who Jackson? <P>Dammit, Jen, we must not let these extraneous matters detract or draw attention away from our despising of Carrot Top!
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Postby burnt dog on Tue Nov 06, 2001 6:47 am

The horror! The horror!!<P> <A HREF="http://www.altbrand.com/comics/silverscream/altween7a.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.altbrand.com/comics/silverscream/altween7a.html</A> <P>------------------
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Postby burnt dog on Tue Nov 06, 2001 6:49 am

The horror! The horror!!<P> <A HREF="http://www.altbrand.com/comics/silverscream/altween7a.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.altbrand.com/comics/silverscream/altween7a.html</A> <P>------------------
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Postby lanty on Tue Nov 06, 2001 9:07 am

I don't understand message boards...but Carrot Top sucks.<P>------------------
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Postby jamieg on Tue Nov 06, 2001 10:13 am

Oooh, yes, 404 errors can be quite scary.<P>But I found this much more frightening: <A HREF="http://www.altbrand.com/comics/silverscream/chapter7f.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.altbrand.com/comics/silverscream/chapter7f.html</A>
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Postby The Bob Talbot on Tue Nov 06, 2001 11:21 am

Two words: Richard Simmons
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