Four words--Sterilization of Carrot Top

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Postby jenday on Thu Apr 20, 2000 1:21 am

I refuse to write about someone who doesn't deserve the attention required to be tarred and feathered.
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Postby The Bob Talbot on Thu Apr 20, 2000 4:37 am

You just did.
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Postby TheBlackCupid on Thu Apr 20, 2000 9:28 am

jenday: Four Words:<P>Less Talk, More Action.<P>------------------
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Postby TheBlackCupid on Fri Apr 21, 2000 10:57 am

Well, Apparently my lips are a weird color that doesn't exist, so there is no lipstick that actually works for me. My make-up artists usually have to mix together twenty different colors just to get it right. When I'm alone, I just mix a dark shade with clown white until I get it right.<P>Oh, wait... you weren't talking to me, were you? Then screw you.
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Postby Zoe Day on Fri Apr 21, 2000 11:13 am

I for one think that Jen Day's observation on the use of sterilization when it comes to idiots is very thought provoking. What shade of lipstick do you wear?<P>love,
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Postby Zoe Day on Sat Apr 22, 2000 2:43 am

HEY!!<P>(text deleted due to excessive profanity).<P><p>[This message has been edited by jeffrey rowland (edited 04-22-2000).]
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Postby TheBlackCupid on Sun Apr 23, 2000 12:42 am

Hmmm... Sounds like someone ain't gettin' any...
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Postby Jules Pinkerton on Tue Apr 25, 2000 3:06 am

Carrot Top's a dork. But at least he acknowledges that. As for not getting any, thanks for bringing that one up! WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!<P>------------------
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Postby TheBlackCupid on Tue Apr 25, 2000 10:52 am

Whoah, dude, I wasn't talking about you...
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Postby frunk on Wed Apr 26, 2000 5:56 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TheBlackCupid:
<B>Whoah, dude, I wasn't talking about you...</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Mommy, Mommy, the Grand Poobah is picking on people again!<P>
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Postby jenday on Tue May 02, 2000 12:24 am

My suggestion that Carrot Top be sterilized was supposed to bring about a discussion of love and happiness. I am horrified at the anger of this audience. Backstreet Boys will plummet to a fiery grave.
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Postby frunk on Tue May 02, 2000 5:53 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jenday:
<B>My suggestion that Carrot Top be sterilized was supposed to bring about a discussion of love and happiness. I am horrified at the anger of this audience. Backstreet Boys will plummet to a fiery grave.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>N'sync will, um, sink.<P>I feel better already! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif">
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Postby TheBlackCupid on Thu May 04, 2000 5:43 am

Christina Aguilera will lose all her hair-a.
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Postby jenday on Thu May 04, 2000 6:06 am

98 degrees will die in big seas.
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Postby The Bob Talbot on Thu May 04, 2000 8:27 am

Ricky Martin died from fartin'
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Postby jenday on Thu May 04, 2000 9:41 am

Britany Spears will show lots of fears.
That makes ME feel better!
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Postby Jules Pinkerton on Thu May 04, 2000 10:04 am

Leo DiCappy' will step in a bear trappy....<P>and that was kinda crappy....<P>damn, i REALLY should be studying for my frickin' EVIL final...but WIGU is just too entertaining!
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Postby jenday on Tue May 09, 2000 6:01 am

Many Moore is a whore!
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Postby The Bob Talbot on Wed May 10, 2000 2:24 am

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Postby Jaello on Wed May 10, 2000 6:18 am

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Postby TheBlackCupid on Wed May 10, 2000 6:58 am

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Postby jenday on Thu May 11, 2000 11:21 am

Blink 182 likes to eat lots of poo!!
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Postby Jaello on Fri May 12, 2000 5:13 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Bob Talbot:
<B>Charlie Daniels does it with cocker spaniels.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>lol!!!! of course you realize that's heresy in the south!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif"> Johnny Lee, Ned Beatty, and Burt Reynolds are going to be hunting you down "wookin pa nub"
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Postby The Bob Talbot on Fri May 12, 2000 10:35 am

*cue ominous dueling banjo theme song*<P>Hey! Burt Reynolds! What are you doing here? You were great in Boogie Nights, man!
And you brought Ned Beatty and Johnny Lee with you! <P>Wait a minute...why are you guys looking at me like that? Hey! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! OW! watch the sideburns man!
DON'T DO THAT! THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE BOXERS!
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