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Postby J. on Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:05 am

The pan-galactic gargleblasters were poisoned by mice!
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Postby Lord Savaunt on Thu Sep 29, 2005 4:28 am

But the olives in the drinks were spiked with poison nullifer by... Anathema Device from the book Good Omens.
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Postby J. on Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:45 am

The poison nullifer gives Ford and Arthur chronic diarrhea...
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Postby Lord Savaunt on Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:03 am

The soft two ply quilted toilet paper with aloe sooths their itchy burning buttholes.
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Postby J. on Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:58 pm

The toilet gets blocked!
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Postby Nerome on Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:55 am

someone calls the 24-hour emergency plumber.
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Postby Lord Savaunt on Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:38 am

The plumber get's the address wrong and doesn't show up.
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Postby Nerome on Sun Mar 12, 2006 3:41 pm

Super Plumber Guy appears out of nowhere and waves his hand to unclog the toilet and disappears before anyone notices.
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Postby Lord Savaunt on Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:39 am

Unfortunately the toilet itself disappears as well as the clog (because super toilet man's powers are just too damn strong dude) and now there's a bunch of water spewing out of the pipes and making a bigger mess than ever!
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Postby Nerome on Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:16 am

Alanis Morissette appears as God, stands in the middle of everything and in the blink of an eye, everything wrong and destroyed and messy is miraculously disderpeared.
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Postby Lord Savaunt on Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:12 am

Standing next to Alaniss God is Nerome. Alanis godess holds up her hand and say "Behold the winner of the ultimate rock paper scisoors contest. Will Any dare to challenge this declaration?"
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Postby Nerome on Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:17 pm

Nerome's older brother walks up and punches her in the face. Again. She's momentarily blinded and can't play rock paper scissors.




*grumbles about her name being brought into the game*
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Postby Lord Savaunt on Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:18 am

Wait did Nerome's brother punch nerome in the face or was it Alanis godess that got hit?
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Postby Nerome on Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:42 am

Nerome's brother. Because he's a jerk like that sometimes.
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Postby Lord Savaunt on Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:00 pm

Wait I thought your brother did the hitting, not the being hit part.

So now that Alanis god has made you the champion what are you gonna do?
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Postby Nerome on Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:08 pm

my brother is the one who did the hitting. I got hit.

And I'm going to rub it in your faces, because I'm awesome like that.
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Postby J. on Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:09 pm

Nerome, Nerome's brother, and Alanis God all die.
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Postby Lord Savaunt on Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:15 am

Resurrection Joe brings back Nerome.
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Postby J. on Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:18 pm

Resurrection Joe and Nerome die.
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Postby Lord Savaunt on Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:57 am

Ghost Nerome still reigns as champion, and resurrection Joe ressurects himself.
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Postby Nerome on Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:48 am

*haunts*
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Postby J. on Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:54 pm

Ghostbusters bust Nerome.
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Postby Lord Savaunt on Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:57 am

Ghost busters get slimed
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Postby moreta on Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:01 am

Ghostbusters haven't got sense enough to come in out of the rain so slime gets washed down the sewer.
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Postby Lord Savaunt on Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:08 am

Sewer monsters feed on nutrient rich slime and rise to power.
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