The Ultimate Rock, Paper, Scissors Game

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Postby Nerome on Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:09 am

Nerome's chest is impenetrable and the bullet bounces off her boobs and nicks J in the ear.
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Postby moreta on Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:01 am

J.'s blood falls to the ground, where the lesser amebas absorb it and, realizing what has happened, swarm over Nerome, pinning her down to the ground ala Gulliver's Travels amoung the Liliputions.
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Postby Nerome on Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:25 am

Nerome isn't as weak as Gulliver, and is conscious during the attack, and she stands up, dragging a whole bunch of Lilliputian-like amoebas with her.





Also... ;_; quit pickin' on me, what did I ever do to any of you :( I keep trying to quit this thread, but you simply won't let my name lie.
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Postby moreta on Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:34 pm

:lol: :wink:
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Postby Lord Savaunt on Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:55 pm

The Lilliputian-like amoebas fall off of Nerome and to their deaths.
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Postby J. on Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:47 am

But come back as zombie Lilliputian-like amoebas!
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Postby Elicius-Grey on Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:05 am

Who are squished into nothingness when the plague of Zombienessness infects the doctor, thief and engineer from the start of the thread, who in a passive attempt to find brains, lurch back and forth before the Doctor and Thief team up and eat the brains of the Engineer. ['cause Engineers taste like chicken, just like Kitten Smoothies].
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Re: The Ultimate Rock, Paper, Scissors Game

Postby Lord Savaunt on Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:01 am

The local exterminator comes by and sprays the area with zombo-away and all the zombies die... completely that is.
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Postby SSJRagnarok on Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:06 am

But then the extermination company gets bought out and run into the ground leading to the exterminator getting laid off, effectively causing him to lose his marriage, car, and hope of maintaining a happy sober life.
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Re: The Ultimate Rock, Paper, Scissors Game

Postby Lord Savaunt on Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:13 am

The exterminator spend 6 months crashing on his best friends couch and decides it's time to stop feeling sorry for himself. He goes down to the local community college, applies for financial aide and starts taking courses sculpture so as to finally realize his life long passion for creating complex urban sculptures that take artistic display into new uncharted areas.
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Postby SSJRagnarok on Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:16 am

Unfortunately, in his first class a freak accident happens. He has been left blinded, partially deaf in his right ear and permanently crippled in both hands, thus rendering him unable to create that which he so dearly longed for.
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Postby Lord Savaunt on Tue May 06, 2008 7:18 am

Then he goes to the prosthetic wing of the college and gets fitted with a pair of bionic limbs that give him super strength and guitar skills.
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Re: The Ultimate Rock, Paper, Scissors Game

Postby J. on Tue May 06, 2008 7:34 pm

He becomes a famous rock star, and is completely ripped apart by rabid fans at particularly wild gig.
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Postby SSJRagnarok on Wed May 07, 2008 3:19 am

Who all became infected with the nanotech from the bionic limbs, rendering their subconscious minds completely susceptible to the manipulation of the mad genius programmer who created the them, Prof. Alan J. Huffnsnuff.
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Re: The Ultimate Rock, Paper, Scissors Game

Postby Elicius-Grey on Fri May 30, 2008 12:50 am

Ironically, Prof. Alan J. Huffnsnuff had never had a cold in his life. But at the moment he grasped control of the maddened crowed with his pure genious, the sentient pepper-pot which won him his Nobell prize sprayed him in the face. He sneezed for the first time in his life, and his brain imploded. !MOOOB
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Postby SSJRagnarok on Fri May 30, 2008 1:24 am

Releasing his consciousness from its feeble meat shell, leaving it free to roam the collective unconsiousness and control the meta-will of humanity for all time! MWAH HA HA HA!!! :lol: :evil:
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Postby Elicius-Grey on Fri May 30, 2008 5:24 am

Or so he thought..... Sadly it was not to be - The collective took an instant dislike to the Prof.s personality and found his dirty jokes distastful. Immidiately, a commity of higher beings [CoHB] got together and voted him into oblivion. Hurrah for democracy!
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Postby SSJRagnarok on Fri May 30, 2008 10:11 am

But then the vote had to be recounted and sent into ethereal red-tape when democracy realized that it doesn't work... well, on weekends anyway.
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Re: The Ultimate Rock, Paper, Scissors Game

Postby Lord Savaunt on Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:39 pm

Then Democracy remembered that it's job was to pretend that it works while a corporate oligarchy runs the show. Thus it decided to contact the oligarchy and get approval for sending Dr. Huffnsnuff into oblivion. The decision was approved as the CEO's of the oligarchy had been really irate that the professor had drank all their arizona kiwi strawberry tea.
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Re: The Ultimate Rock, Paper, Scissors Game

Postby Elicius-Grey on Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:37 pm

Little did they know that that very arizona kiwi strawberry tea, when mixed with the exact proportions of pepper and nano-tech, would form a nigh-indestructible compound!

Prof. Alan J. Huffnsnuff reaches out into the world with the ultimate powers of.... INDESTRUCTIBLE BLUE CHEESE!
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