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The Ultimate Rock, Paper, Scissors Game

Postby Rogue01pk2 on Wed Aug 25, 2004 8:59 pm

the rules:

1 - no posting something that can't be beaten (e.g. God, Maniacal Killer Robots with lasors, etc.)

2 - The post must beat the thing above it in a healthy and undeniable way (e.g. lawn mower beats plant) It doesn't even have to be related, as long as it could realistically beat it. (e.g. falling tree beats deer)

3 - If there is, for some reason something that is hard to beat, either A: Make something that isn't very obvious and explain it [e.g. cloth beats printer (by clogging the paper-feeder)]
or B: look at the post above and take it from there.

Example of game:

Paper
Paper Shredder
Black out
Generator
Man sticking fork in generator
Sword
etc., etc., etc....

I'll start with:

Long distance charges
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Postby SSJRagnarok on Wed Aug 25, 2004 10:08 pm

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Postby KDoy on Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:09 am

Lost Ticket
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Postby Rogue01pk2 on Thu Aug 26, 2004 8:54 am

Free entrance cuz ur sister knows one of the guards ;) ;)
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Postby Nerome on Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:02 pm

those guys that check ticket stubs to walk around
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Postby Lord Savaunt on Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:29 pm

Stealing someone else's ticket stub.
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Postby Rogue01pk2 on Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:48 pm

flamethrower to kill the theif
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Postby Lord Savaunt on Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:53 pm

busted trigger mechanism
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Postby Rogue01pk2 on Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:30 pm

Mechanic fixes the problem
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Postby SSJRagnarok on Thu Aug 26, 2004 8:07 pm

Mechanic's wife left him so now he can't concentrate.
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Postby Rogue01pk2 on Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:04 pm

Mechanic goes on date with hot model and is suddenly very happy w/ himself again
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Postby Leafar on Thu Aug 26, 2004 10:07 pm

Model gives mechanic an STD
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Postby Rogue01pk2 on Thu Aug 26, 2004 10:09 pm

that doesnt defeat him... that only delays him while he goes to the doctor...
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Postby Lord Savaunt on Thu Aug 26, 2004 10:57 pm

The doctor turns out to be a deranged lunatic and slashes the mechanics throat.
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Postby KDoy on Fri Aug 27, 2004 4:31 am

Men in white coats come bashing through the doors, and take the deranged doctor away.
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Postby SSJRagnarok on Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:09 am

Faulty padlocks on the back of the sanitorium truck so the doctor can easily escape.
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Postby Lord Savaunt on Fri Aug 27, 2004 10:49 pm

Drunken motorist who slams his car into the doctor just as he escapes the truck to the sanitorium.
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Postby Rogue01pk2 on Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:53 pm

cement box magically materializes around the drunken motorist's car
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Postby Londubh on Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:32 pm

jackhammer
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Postby SSJRagnarok on Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:49 pm

Broken tip on the jackhammer.
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Postby Nerome on Sun Aug 29, 2004 5:24 am

another jackhammer or a welder
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Postby KDoy on Sun Aug 29, 2004 7:22 am

A really scarily long instruction manual - with diagrams, and tiny writing.
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Postby Nerome on Sun Aug 29, 2004 8:21 am

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Postby Naeros on Sun Aug 29, 2004 12:22 pm

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