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Postby Sturm on Wed Apr 10, 2002 4:22 am

I think most first kisses (meaning your first kiss with someone new not only your first kiss) is pretty magical it opens up a whole new world of possiablities, although in my own personal experiences it turns out to be a nightmare except for a few which I wouldn't trade for the world but still ended for one way or another. ahhh how I miss relationships.
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Postby Coldfire88 on Wed Apr 10, 2002 11:21 am

First kiss. Damn my first kiss was with a girl who I found out later was a total slut. She is still my only kiss but I would rather completely forget about her and wish for her to leave me completely alone. Although she doesn't even realize she did anything wrong(hmm she said she loved me but slept with half of my friends). But it was my own damn fault I was emotionally insecure and fell for somebody I wasn't even attracted too.

Anywho I would sooner remove my face with a rusty nail file then kiss that girl again. Sorry for the vent but as I mentioned in another forum I see bad things on the Horizon for Megoth since I can draw so many parallels between me and him and I know what happened to me

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Postby Huge on Wed Apr 10, 2002 12:30 pm

On 2002-04-10 12:21, Coldfire88 wrote:
~Huge if you post a joke about my vent here your pain will know no bounds. NOT A JOKE.

I would never go after someone about this matterbecause I can only say I know jack about it.

I will say that athough I have never had that wonderful first kiss, I have had some really good kisses. But, this is in conjuntion with the fact that I got burned big time by the same girl. I have yet to have a relationship with a girl yet has yet to end well. Yes I know that Coldfire is going to rip me a new on with this one but what the hell. We both knew that that this girl was trouble but I still ended up with her and things went fairly well till she went off and decided I I didn't care enough about her and dumped me by writing on my white board and I quote "I hope you have fun you're single now.". This came out of the blue for the most part. We where having kinda a hard time but nothing to wanrt that. So I got pissed and didn't talk to her latter to find out that she wanted me to come and ask for her back. Funny how I was like see as she dumped me so i assumed that she wanted it to be over ever since then I have had bad taste about relationships and women for that matter.

I SO NOW YOU KNOW WHY I AM SO SCREWED UP IN THE HEAD, WHEE-HEHEHE!

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Postby Jackallen12 on Wed Apr 10, 2002 9:14 pm

Ahhh first kisses.... I remeber mine vividly. It was with a girl I was dating at the time, much to my friends dismay. Sturm if you say a damn thing about this I will kick your nuts so hard they will come out of your mouth.
We were both Photographers for the school year book and we were developing pictures in the dark room. I was standing at the developing trays finsihing up a print of our annual Grandparents day. She was woring on loading bulk film into canisters. I turned around and hung the print up on our drying line and she turned and faced me and then BOOM!
It was all electricity and fireworks. Do you know that feeling you get in the moment before you kiss, that little zap of anticipation. It was kind of like a pleasant little jolt from a a low wattage line. It was very tingly and it just felt.... right.

We stood there for awhile with finishing solution dripping on us. It was one of the single greatest experiences of my life. Unfortunatly my friends ended up being right and she turned out to be a complete psychobitch, but that experience, although shared with her, is something all my own that I will cherish untill the day I die.

Well that's enough mushy crap from me...
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Postby Sturm on Thu Apr 11, 2002 3:15 am

Well Jack you know I can't resist saying something about it (good thing I bought that Cup yesterday) aaaaaahhhhhhhhh she was so evil never before except once (Jack if you say anything I will find a way to hurt you) have I seen one as evil I mean the girl hated me from the first time we met and oh boy I must say Jack was so Whipped.......... (once again say nothing or die!!!!)
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Postby Mana on Thu Apr 11, 2002 5:40 am

The only first kiss that matters to me, (despite the fact that at the time, it was the first of what had been MANY first kisses) was that I shared with my husband, the last man I'll ever have a "first kiss" with.

We had just started dating, and he had met me at work on my lunch break. I was really stressed out, and he was being really sweet. We went for a walk in a near-by park, and sat under a big pine tree, watching the sun setting, with little birds and bigger birds making those cheerful/tired bedtime chirps. I looked at him, and found it hard to keep looking in his eyes, because every time I did, I felt this wonderful ache, like even as close as I was to him wasn't ever going to be enough.

Finally, our eyes locked, and we moved closer and kissed. I can't say it was a mild electric feeling that hit me. It was more an end to the ache of being alone and being, finally, close to him.

We were married about six or seven months later. ^_^ (On hallowe'en)
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Postby Huge on Thu Apr 11, 2002 9:49 am

Wow that is crazy cool bling bling kickass. that is the kinda thing I can only read about in books. BUt, but now I can read that such things do happenthere may still be hope for me yet. It is to bad I have spent so much of my free time playing hockey and working in a factory I need to get out and have some fun with life. Mabey tommorow, yeah thats it tommorow.
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Postby Coldfire88 on Thu Apr 11, 2002 10:33 am

All of you people have such beautiful stories. I guess me and Huge will just have to wait for ours. (Slim chance at our college though.) I always hear that the kiss is best with the person you truely love and in present society I believe to many people can't differentiate between lust/like/love/live meaning that the person doesn't seem to realize the difference between lusting after a person, liking the person, loving the person and being able to live with the person. It is truely rare to find the person that all of those are true for and that is what I think a "true love" should live up to. But then again maybe I have too high of standards. Anyway when I hopefully meet the person who fits my discription of a "true love" then I will know my greatest kiss.

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Postby Coldfire88 on Thu Apr 11, 2002 6:53 pm

I think we are killing the mood Pez.

Although I am wondering what kind of relationship Megoth's is going to develop into. So let me ask how people think this is going end if it ends at all?

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Postby Huge on Thu Apr 11, 2002 7:29 pm

-YES, THIS IS SOMEWHAT LONG, I APOLOGIZE.

Nothing good can come from Megoth's current relation ship. By good, I mean meaningful or lasting. He might find him self finding a whole new world, not in it self bad new things in fact can be very good, but it won't last long and anything he thinks he feels will come crashing down around him. This will be the start of the bitter Megoth from the future, which we have met once already.
To my great dismay the world of people who still believe that life, need to be lived fast and hard, in an effort to live in the moment. While I was out side today, has it is slowly raining the campus is blanketed in mist and the gray sky seems to consume everything. Time no longer has any meaning I am just walking slowly walking, taking in a deep breath feeling the cool moist air fill my lungs. I feel filled with a sense of peace and fullness as if my life is perfect at that moment even though I am properly fucked in every other way right now at that moment it didn
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Postby NotQuitePaeg@n on Thu Apr 11, 2002 7:54 pm

It was at a Weird Al Yankovitch (spelling?) concert. We were not in love, nor like, we went away from the crowd and sat on a park bench to get away from the music that was seemingly blaring in both of our ears. One can only take so much AL. We had been friends for about a year, both of us being about 16, and we talked abotu everything we could just to make conversation, we had been quite good friends and always knew quite a bit abotu what the other was thinking. Well when things began to stretch out and we were running out of things to say, there was one of those ackward moments. Although neither of us could understand it, we were staring in eachothers eyes and not saying a word, i leaned in and gave her our first kiss, and thats how we became a little bit more than friends..........that lasted about twenty four hours. She told me that wed always be friends and that she was going out with somebody else so we couldnt be togethor. She said she kissed me because she wanted me to be her first, but didnt care abotu me in that way. So yeah, here i am, 16, girlfriendless, hopeless, and on the virge of loosing my friendship with this girl over this. So yeah, that was my first experiance, IN A LONG LINE OF HEARTACHE, maybe I, just a smentioned before by somebody else, maybe thats why im so fu**ed up. *sarcastic grin* So i say to hell with it all and be weird now.
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Postby Huge on Thu Apr 11, 2002 8:10 pm

Ah, I see your problem; I am in a similar situation right now. I became friends with a girl on are floor know full well that she had a boy friend, and she was even nice enough to help me through my other problem, and is a big reason that I am not still in must kill the world mode. Any way after that she and her boy friend started going through some very hard times, thinking nothing of it, when she came to me for advise I helped her out and supported her when she thought things where going to fall apart around her. That is all fine and good because it is something I would do for any good friend. But, lately started to see he in a different light but I tell her and she stays with her boy friend then I am shit out of luck and lost a really good friend. Though this is not completely the same the basic Ideas hold true if you value the friendship a lot then you will keep your damn trap shut and just be her friend, if not I get odds on her still going with the other guy and you two never being friends again.

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Postby Caimlas on Fri Apr 12, 2002 12:43 am

My first kiss was with a girl I met through the lady that took my Senior photos. I saw a picture of her at this lady's studio, and she mentioned that she was her neice. Cool, I thought - well, the girl walks in, and we kind of hit it off, mutual attraction obvious. A week later, we were 'going out', and were at her house watching a movie - it was "Thin Red Line", that WW2 film that's really emotionally wrenching. About half way through the film, I start cuddling close to her, and she cuddles towards me. (Realize she was my first gf, and I was in my Sr. year of HS, and I was completely nervious and inexperienced).

Well, me, being the adolecent male, decides, "I'll kiss her neck, it looks really soft and... tasty" or something along those lines. Well, she turns her head, and I'm thinking, "Whoa, I'm going to get some action!"

We kiss, and then it just kind of starts and changes into a 'real' (tongue) kiss. We then sat there for the rest of the movie, and through 2 or three sitcoms (I recall that show w/ Steve Urkle (sp?) being one of them, but that's about the lot of it!) just sucking face. I think I got up once to take a piss, and, well... it took me a while to go, if you get what I mean. It was definately my most memorable 'kiss' (if it even falls into that category, being that it lasted several hours...) as far as pure physical attraction, horemones, and 'electricity' are concerned. It's very vivid in my mind.

Still, despite that it's the most memorable, it wasn't the most meaningful... I broke up with her like 3 weeks later because she was a bit of a psycho. I kind of wish I stayed with her longer, simply because she's incredibly hot. Shallow, but... eh. My most meaningful kiss was with my current gf (fiance soon, maybe? woot!)... it was one of those, "I need to be closer to you because I care about you a lot" kisses... it wasn't anything spectacular... kind of clumsy, really... but it was still magical... just kind of a relief.
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Postby Coldfire88 on Fri Apr 12, 2002 9:04 am

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Postby Caimlas on Fri Apr 12, 2002 10:22 am

Actually, in my case, I think the whole "electric kiss" bit is a result of her being a really damned good kisser. Or at least, I've not kissed someone better at it since then. But I'm sure that her hotness had -something- to do with it. ;D (She looks a hell of a lot like Jessica Biel, if you know who that is. Not -quite- as hot, but damn. :smile: )

And not to say my current lady is lacking. She's quite attractive as well, but more of a soft, gentle beauty than a hot ravenging one. If that makes sense. (She's not plainly beautiful, if that's what you're thinking, either... 'cute' might be a good word :smile:)
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Postby Coldfire88 on Sat Apr 13, 2002 2:31 pm

Well Although you want me to leave you alone, I must not be censored. I have to say that I would take Cute over Hot and sexy any day. Hot and sexy just seems to cold and sharp and not quite what you want to cuddle up to. (Make a porno with maybe, but not cuddle with.)

Advise to all men: Forget those psycho sexy chicks that you simply LUST after and stick with the ones that you can cuddle up with... wait what the hell am I saying. All of you want the psycho sexy chicks. Chase after the psycho sexy chicks. And leave all the nice cute ones for me. :smile: I will make sure they are taken care of.

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Postby Sophacles on Sun Apr 14, 2002 7:27 pm

Disclaimer: I am odd.

That being said, as far as looks go, hot is nice, cute is nice, all i really need is a "doable" rating (guys will know what im talking about here). I do really like the "ice queen" girls though. Theres something about melting that that I just love. Makes the entire thing much more interesting. The thicker the ice, the better.

Of course theres alot of failure involved that i just gotta suck up, but hey, thats part of the game.

Then theres the psyco chicks. I like them too for much the same reasons, its a good game. The problem is they realize that whatever psyco stuff they do doesnt bother me. I always have it set up so they cant ever do real damage (hey im paranoid i do that for everyone) and they sense it and just wander off in one of thier manic states.

Ok ive been babbling enuff and i think its someone else's turn.
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Postby Soulskinner on Sun Apr 14, 2002 8:34 pm

hmm interesting subject, was trying to avoid it, but i was dragged into it by Coldfire and Huge.. that and curiosity finally got the best of me.

As for my first Kiss, well i'd rather not go into the details <yeah evil people can sometimes find a woman that doesn't run terror>. But yes it was electrical, probably moreso because like someone mentioned earlier, it opens your perspective. You have entered something new.. new possibilities... but needless to say she was quite psycho and it ended after 3 months... basically it came down to the fact that i wouldn't sleep with her i believe although i got some other excuse... last i heard she had a kid with the next guy she dated and was unhappy. <shrug>

as for looks, i also would take cute over hot any day... Just my preference.. that and i know what my limitations are. Besides i'm not that far ahead of Cold with that one girl being the only one i really dated at all...

As for megoth.. well i see this going two ways.. First, maybe this girl is a lot like megoth.. she hasn't really ever kissed anyone before and Megoth is her first as well and they end up meshing and he happens to find happiness over his limitations and get teh self esteem that alter dimension megoth had (the one that was a wicked Gun-Fu expert, not swordsman).
the other option is that everything he is feeling is like what we said, that first kiss electric experience..besides, love can make you very blind, to the point that we miss blatently psycho behavior while it is quite obvious to everyone else. This is all idle speculation, since we don't really know anything about this girl, just have to wait and see.
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Postby Caimlas on Mon Apr 15, 2002 8:51 pm

What if, what if...

What if this chick is someone from the 'other realm' that's sent to watch over megoth, or one of the evil ones, sent to screw things up for Jake and his friends?

She didn't look all that different than Jake's 'protector'

*pondering*

And for the record, cute and cuddly is more 'doable' than 'hot and sexy'... hot and sexy is just cold.

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Postby Neunstern on Tue Apr 16, 2002 3:06 am

Why is french kiss a "real" kiss? Eh?
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Postby Coldfire88 on Tue Apr 16, 2002 9:26 am

On 2002-04-15 21:51, Caimlas wrote:
And for the record, cute and cuddly is more 'doable' than 'hot and sexy'... hot and sexy is just cold.

That doesn't make sense, but those that know will understand.


Damn Straight. Despite the fact that you said I should stay the hell away from you I believe we think a lot a like(take that as you wish), but then again two people who think the same as me in the same place might cause some bad shit to happen. Anyway you are a wise man. *Beats fist on his chest over his heart. Sobs* Male bonding.

On 2002-04-16 04:06, Neunstern wrote:
Why is french kiss a "real" kiss? Eh?


One word "Grandma".

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