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Postby Neunstern on Mon Mar 25, 2002 4:15 am

Oh my god and I am married to my fridge!
This is wonderful. I have to build a nest now!
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Postby Jackallen12 on Tue Mar 26, 2002 9:25 pm

The bats, the bats, flying around my head and whispering sweet nothings to Jesus. Ahhhh eggs to, tasty yummy with gummy bear frosting. Feed me for I have no camel!!!!!
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam
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Postby Neunstern on Wed Mar 27, 2002 2:58 am

Boshe moi! Look at our little poet here.
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Postby El Phantasmo on Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:07 am

scared of what? catching it in the eye? biting it? it biting you?
Basically, don't fuck with the clown!Image
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Postby Neunstern on Wed Mar 27, 2002 3:11 pm

Oh dear. I wish I haven't read this.
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Postby Bealz on Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:57 pm

On 2002-03-27 15:11, Neunstern wrote:
Oh dear. I wish I haven't read this.



AHHHHH!!! MY EYES!!! My illusions have all been shattered! *SOB*
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Postby Mike Rosenzweig on Wed Mar 27, 2002 8:52 pm

Not only choked to death with cum, just a <i>little</i> bit of it.

That's reason #675 I won't give another man a hummer. Fear of Death by PreJack.
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Postby Neunstern on Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:42 am

Thank you for sharing this fantasie with us, Mike and Lee.
How about you telling us the other one? You know, the one with the rubber chicken.
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Postby Janie on Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:43 pm

Face it.. the dick is a scary thing. I mean god.. it looks like this.. one eyed alien.. and it stands there and like.. waves around and then it shoots this.. nasty stuff at you and *shudders*

How is it -not- scary?!

Though.. the vagina is a mightily ugly thing in and of itself.. If I had to be confronted by one or the other, I'd probably go for the dick. I mean.. at least it's honest right? If its happy, ya know it.. and.. It's nothing that could.. you know.. suck you in or any of that.. well.. not in -my- nightmares anyway..

Uhm.. that was a sick rant. Sorry about that. You all must be corrupting me. :grin:
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Postby El Phantasmo on Thu Mar 28, 2002 3:28 pm

I cold tell you a story about a rubber chicken, but the porn industry deemed it to disgusting to be shown, even in Amsterdam. And the supreme court will punish me with death if i tell it, not to mention what the girl involved will do.
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Postby Jackallen12 on Thu Mar 28, 2002 9:49 pm

Ya know, genitals are for the most part ugly instruments. One's a fleshy rod, the other a big folded mass of squishy flesh. Hmmmm yeah, love hate relationship. God/Oversoul/Cosmic Supreme Being sure has a sense of humour. Our ugliest parts are the ones we like to use the most. And Bealz, that damn tounge picture is freaking me right the hell out.
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Postby Mike Rosenzweig on Thu Mar 28, 2002 10:30 pm

On 2002-03-28 21:49, Jackallen12 wrote:
And Bealz, that damn tounge picture is freaking me right the hell out.



Yeah, me too... but, yet... can't stop looking...
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Postby Neunstern on Fri Mar 29, 2002 7:18 am

Oh come on. Genitals arent that ugly. Humans are ugly in general, but I have seen uglier then genitals.
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