by SSJRagnarok on Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:41 pm
Wait, so I'm offsides? But I wasn't even aware we started a new game! Nobody ever tells me anything! *sigh* Hmm, okay. *rubs hands together eagerly* So...whose team am I on or am I all-time putter/shortstop/gentlelady spanker? What are the rules? Is tackling allowed? Is tickling allowed? Is pickling allowed? Where's my uniform? How long have we been playing? What inning is it? Do we have any time-outs left? Do we get a caddy? Can I call in a replacement caddy later on? How much longer are we going to play? Is there just offsides or are there midsides and insides too? Do we have cheerleaders? Can we tickle the cheerleaders? Can we tickle the cheerleaders with pickles? Are there rules against sexual euphemisms? Is there a rule for them? If so, how many per quarter? Who starts? What's the rule for high sticking? Who can I high stick it to? Does the High Sticker get to wear a Pope-like hat? Who is coming to watch the game? How much are tickets? Is there a halftime? Are we selling souvenirs? Is this professional or pick-up? Can we pick up any professionals we find? Do we get to keep them afterwards? Are scouts coming to watch? If so, should we be liberal or conservative with our euphemisms? Can we pick up the scouts? Are the scouts liberal or conservative? Should we just pick up the liberal ones? How do you calculate MVP? How do you calculate if you're down with OPP? Are there special shoes I should be wearing? Special socks? Special gloves for our pickles? That reminds me, can a euphemism be made out of bounds? Or is that offsides? Can I call a time-out to replace my caddy with a cheerleader(s)? Will I be penalized if I high stick it to my replacement caddy's insides/midsides? What if I'm the all-time gentlelady spanker? Wouldn't that make me MVP instead? Would you still know me? Will my name be on my uniform? If I'm the High Sticker can I have my name put on my hat? Where are we playing? What's the field goal? Does the field have hay in it? Can we just give the hay to everybody as souvenirs?
Don't leave me in the dark people!
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SSJRagnarok on Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:28 am, edited 2 times in total.
Beware the Darkness, for when it comes you will realize that it was here all along. The Darkness....is YOU.