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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby LicentiousDey on Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:33 pm

Taste the blood on his wound, just in case it's the same blood. Then write "Shuuk wuz here." On his face with his blood. THEN heal him.
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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby SilverMK2 on Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:37 am

LicentiousDey wrote:Then write "Shuuk wuz here." On his face with his blood. THEN heal him.


LMAO :D

Poke his wounds with a poking rock.
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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby YoungAndBeautiful on Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:45 am

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Take the mans equipment then heal him. Lets just call it the healers fee.


This. Start with the boots, but give them back if they don't fit. Then take the armor, again if it fits. Then heal the guard with a very low level, stop the bleeding magic.

LicentiousDey wrote:Then write "Shuuk wuz here." On his face with his blood. THEN heal him.

Both of these, but first knock him out with a (gentle) blow to the head, since we are not equipped to etherize and it's unprofessional to operate on a conscious patient (especially when it comes to taking away their equipment ^^).
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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby thinkslogically on Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:38 am

Turn 4

>Heal the jerk


As you approach the guard, he starts to flip the fuck out.

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"STAY BACK MONSTER!! I WILL GODDAMN GUT YOU!"

That dagger looks really messy... Either he's been doing a LOT of murdering lately or else...

"Wait... Did you stab YOURSELF?"
"I WILL KILL YOU!!!"

"Ooooooooh! Watch out! Look! He's pretty angry!"

Well, this isn't going well.

>first knock him out with a (gentle) blow to the head


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Your years of experience brawling in taverns have prepared you well for beating up half-dead assholes and you easily render the guard unconscious.

"<gaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp!> Shuuk! You hit him! Look! You did!"

>I'm not a killer
>Take the mans equipment then heal him. Lets just call it the healers fee.
>Then write "Shuuk wuz here." On his face with his blood. THEN heal him.


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Not a killer, but then again, not above a spot of friendly mugging either. Or some body-art grafitti. There's no room on his hairy face to write anything so you scrawl it across his chest instead. You cast a quick healing spell to stabilise the guy, who groans and regains consciousness. He still looks pretty sore, but at least he won't die. You also decide that naked fat men are pretty disgusting to look at, so you thoughtfully donate him your prisoner dress.

"Hey, where's my- ...Oh. You goddamn asshat!"

"Hey! Look! He's angry again! Look! Loooooooooook!!"

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You on the other hand, look snazzy!

TURN 5 ----->

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INVENTORY: 1x throwing rock, 1x hitting rock, 1x bloody dagger.
WEARING: Chain mail (with city guard emblem), trousers, fancy boots, Maglubiyet talisman.
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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby Nerre on Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:17 pm

Wow, the clothes adapt to the wounds it's owners has. Or the healing spell healed the clothes too. There is no scratch, blood or whole in them. You decide it was a good decision to grab those clothes as ...erm ... a healer fee. Oh yes, and the dagger. You are totally amazed by your new gear. But you put your talisman inside the shirt, in case the humans will try something funny like getting YOUR clothes back.

You take out your weapon and continue down the tunnel, leaving it to the unfriendly human if he follows you or not. Also, you don't want somebody in prisoner rags accompany you. Clothes make the man. But on the other hand, he has such tasty and red blood. Maybe you will let him follow you if he wants.

"Onword, my irradiating and talkative knave!" you command the wisp, pointing the direction with your dagger.
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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby LicentiousDey on Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:25 pm

"Yes Ivan, He's angry, now do be good and SHUT UP RAWRG" Shuuk shouts at Ivan before turning back to his new freind. "Price of healing. Gotta survive don't I? Hey, how about you come along and I'll share any more loot we find. I'm Shuuk, what's your story?"
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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby davecom3 on Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:11 pm

Ask the jerk why the rum is gone. I'm having a hangover; I need some more of the same thing to get rid of it.
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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby Taberah on Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:44 pm

After the important rum talk and such. If there is enough time ask him why a guard is down here.
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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby YoungAndBeautiful on Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:24 pm

Find out the guard's name and offer him a spot in Ardon's Shuuk's army.
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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby davecom3 on Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:36 pm

And the equipment is the price we had to demand from a patient for being quite so inconsiderate. The fact that he was flailing around with his sword made the price go up due to the nature of the danger involved in getting him healed. It's not our fault that the price turned out to be so high. It's the irritating patient's fault entirely.

(Also, have him look under lists of races in Player's Handbook. Half-orc is a player race, and therefore, his conclusion that I am a monster is quite offensive. Oh, wait, Player's Handbook? What was that rum laced with, anyways? Maybe the same thing that was in the wine when I first heard Maglubiyet talk to me, as a normal half-orc would probably have heard Gruumsh.)
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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby thinkslogically on Sat Jan 21, 2012 1:32 am

Nerre wrote:Wow, the clothes adapt to the wounds it's owners has. Or the healing spell healed the clothes too.


Oops! Fixed.

Also as long as people keep posting replies, I'm happy to keep updating over the weekend.
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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby thinkslogically on Sat Jan 21, 2012 3:40 am

Turn 5

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The angry dude puts on the prisoner rags and glares at you.

"Yes Ivan, He's angry, now do be good and SHUT UP RAWRG! ...Price of healing. Gotta survive don't I? I'm Shuuk, what's your story?"
"Ok, look. I got into a fight with that other asshole while we were guarding the prisoner-entry-device-"
"That greasy pipe?"
"Well, clearly your inferior brain can't understand the intricacies of such a device, but yes, to a LAYMAN, it would look like a greasy chute. Anyway, he was winning so I pulled my dagger on him, but then he shoved me backwards and I fell down the PED and landed on my stupid blade-"
"...So you pulled a knife on a guy during a perfectly pleasant brawl and managed to stab YOURSELF instead? Wow. I don't feel so bad about taking your shit any more... Ok. Well, I guess you can sit here in the dark until something eats you or you can come along with me and the wisp and you can get a share of any loot we find..."
"Well, let's see. You've taken all my stuff, including my sodding CLOTHES and my only weapon and left me with this disgusting rag so it's hardly like I have a fucking choice is it? I guarantee though, the minute you fall asleep, I will totally KILL you, you half-orc piece of shit. Gods I HATE you monsters..."
"Right. Not a monster by the way, I'm a totally valid player class thank you very much. Oh - don't suppose you have any rum do you?"
"And where exactly do you think I'd be hiding that? Up my ARSE? No I don't have any sodding rum or I would have bottled you with it by now."
"Well that sucks. Ah well, welcome to Shuuk's Army! Do you have a name or shall I just call you Fuckwit?"

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NAME THE GUARD ----> __________________________

NEXT TURN ----->

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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby knucklekraken on Sat Jan 21, 2012 3:44 am

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+2 Charisma: Tasty People have strong natural pheromones.
-2 Wisdom: Tasty People have a racial predisposition for making bad decisions.
When faced with an encounter involving a predatory creature, a Tasty Person must make a Charisma Check. If the DC (15) is met, the creature will attack the Tasty Person to the exclusion of other targets who are not also Tasty People who have met this DC. The DC should be modified for monsters with a strong sense of smell, I leave this to your discretion as a DM. The monster is not forced to attack the Tasty Person if doing so would cause it to take an attack of opportunity.
A Tasty Person's starting class should be treated as his favored class.

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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby YoungAndBeautiful on Sat Jan 21, 2012 4:25 am

This guy looks like a Dave to me. 8)
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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby knucklekraken on Sat Jan 21, 2012 4:35 am

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Here are stats for a player race I created, compatible with 3.5 D&D. Please steal.

SPOILERS:Tasty People
+2 Charisma: Tasty People have strong natural pheromones.
-2 Wisdom: Tasty People have a racial predisposition for making bad decisions.
When faced with an encounter involving a predatory creature, a Tasty Person must make a Charisma Check. If the DC (15) is met, the creature will attack the Tasty Person to the exclusion of other targets who are not also Tasty People who have met this DC. The DC should be modified for monsters with a strong sense of smell, I leave this to your discretion as a DM. The monster is not forced to attack the Tasty Person if doing so would cause it to take an attack of opportunity.
A Tasty Person's starting class should be treated as his favored class.

Tasty People speak Common.
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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby narie666 on Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:13 am

I agree with Dave. Of if Asks comes along, Bob can also work
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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby m0rtimer on Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:20 am

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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby LicentiousDey on Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:52 am

Fuckwit works for me.
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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby Taberah on Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:41 am

I like Dave. Nice and simple.
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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby SilverMK2 on Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:47 am

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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby arles on Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:55 am

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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby davecom3 on Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:08 am

Bates! Really, he hit his head so hard that he can't remember his own name, and stabbed himself? What else would he be called?
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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby ThroughTheWell on Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:43 am

Stabitself or Stabits for short. Oh, and continue down the passage. Send Stabits first.

Another name possibility is Grumpy McGrumpits, or McGrump for short. OR, Stabits McGrump, but we know what the full name is.
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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby davecom3 on Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:48 am

Yeah, he should be good at checking for traps, and if he isn't, well, at least he'll reveal them for us.

I also vote against Dave Davidson for being too close to my name.
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Re: Escape! (Everyone can play)

Postby thinkslogically on Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:33 am

Are there any more suggestions? The more I have to choose from the better :D
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