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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:04 am
by narie666
After killing the 2 ninjas, just wait outside, Taberah will either burn (yeah baby, burn!) or come running out, giving Bob and Abby a first attack.

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:05 am
by m0rtimer
Your obviously forgetting about the "rule of cool".

THE BACKGROUND MUST BE ON FIRE FOR THE BOSS BATTLE.

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:11 am
by narie666
So? He can just make the fire spread to the whole planet! I mean, that is what we would want after all, right? :lol:

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:13 am
by m0rtimer
narie666 wrote:So? He can just make the fire spread to the whole planet! I mean, that is what we would want after all, right? :lol:


Changing my vote to this.

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:39 am
by ThroughTheWell
Bob leaps past the speared ninja, swiping the spear as he goes, only to impale the second ninja with it as he lands.

Abby uses this distraction to enter the burning building and prepare for a boss fight with the flames in the background. She grabbs a dagger and sword from Bob (if she does not already have them) as she passes, prepared to fight florentine style (dagger in one hand, sword in the other). She poses.

SPOILERS:This game has 2 flaws: one is it is ocasionaly very silly or destructive based on player vote, but that would eventualy be self correcting. The other is when the GM ignores the players and railroads them. This happened again just a turn or 2 ago with the move to the ninja house. That kind of thing discourages players, and probably only increases the silly and destructive.

OTOH, the pic of Abby in the air was cool.

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:42 am
by askstoomuch
The battle rages on
After killing the first guard bob runs towards the second while abby goes after the other one
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Go away goblin, you stink like bad sushi one of the ninja’s yells at he goes into fighting position.
Bob runs at him and swings his sword.
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Cutting him in half
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Just above Abby leaps at the last foe, who is to busy screaming at his dead friend

Noooohh !!! brother-san I will avenge you !
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He turns around ready to attack whatever coming when he sees Abby flying at him.
….I hate my job !
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Abby round house kicks him strait in the face killing him.

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:05 am
by thinkslogically
Watch the world burn until the cheese gets too melted to stand on any more. If nothing else happens here, go back to the king.

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 6:23 am
by Nerre
Hide the dead ninjas in the holes of the cheese. You will never know who comes around. ;)

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:13 am
by Taberah
Erm erm have Taberah kill everyone :shifty: wait wrong team. Bob should eat cheese while he waits for the boss to leave his fortress.

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:31 am
by askstoomuch
pff i sure wonder what's INSIDE the burning building

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:55 am
by narie666
a lot of fire, thats what....

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:57 am
by askstoomuch
that and cool stuff, i kind of prepared cuz i thought you would enter cuz only half the building is a burning dead trap

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:03 am
by narie666
It's the burning half, meaning it will have to fall down!

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:16 am
by thinkslogically
...We could wait until it stops being on fire, then loot the ruins?

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:19 am
by askstoomuch
My ninja’s dead..how it going down their bob ?

Same here babe, now just wait to this building burns, down and we be rich !
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But before they can start a victory dance, a strange blue big ass goblin walks out of the burning building dragging a chest with miss
I know I was a bad idea to give those stupid ninja’s fire…
He looks up and sees bob standing next to two dead ninja’s
Oh….
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SPOILERS:He wasn’t supposed to be so big , but thinks pixels are a bit bigger then the war-toomuch versions , but I was too lazy to edit the difference out and I kind of like It

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:01 pm
by narie666
So tell him the king wants him dead and offer to kill the king instead. Oh, also apologize for the dead ninjas, they didnt want to let u talk to taberah.

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:05 pm
by Taberah
Right we'll kill the king for that box of stuff he has.

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 1:41 am
by thinkslogically
forget the box, do it for the magic top hat!

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 1:50 am
by Dlover
For both!

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:23 am
by askstoomuch
turn 36 ( i'm going to name them again :D )
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Uhm... hey there.

Hello my name is bob and that there is Abby we were sent by the king to kill you but maybe...

SonofaCrap ! you want to kill me , no way bro I’m out of here

no no ! wait
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but he doesn't He points his hand at Abby and a blue flash appears in the air, freezing her in place [/color]

The villain starts too run leaving his chest behind
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SPOILERS:Never scare a magician, cuz they freeze your girl friend and start running

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:31 am
by narie666
Forget about Taberah, loot the chest and then make hot love with frozen-abby start rubbing your naked body against frozen abby, to heat her up.

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:32 am
by Taberah
Bob should throw abby into the burning building to melt the ice.

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:57 am
by thinkslogically
Leave Abby here to loot the chest when she defrosts and run after Taberah. The hat will be yours Bob! Live the dream!!!

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:43 pm
by Dlover
Guys, guys, I have a solution to ALL the problems: Use whatever you can to carve the ice around Abby so it will sit safely on the chest, then throw the chest into Taberah, crushing him with it and breaking the ice at the same time.
Optional to ride the chest like a mechanical bull while it is in the air.

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:41 pm
by Taberah
I like Dlovers plan I change my vote to that.