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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby Taberah on Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:33 pm

Bob and Abby run over to the guards bodies and loot them.
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby Quarg on Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:05 pm

Bob should grab a weapon and attack the king...

Then Abby should stab Bob in the back...

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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby askstoomuch on Sun Jan 08, 2012 2:03 pm

:D remember that we need help fixing the time machine stabing a sad king in the back may be fun but i don't think he will help us if we do
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby Quarg on Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:35 pm

Huh? He is a king not a Time Machine Part Supplier...
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby narie666 on Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:47 am

Should have gone to my gadget gallery for help on the time machine, which we can always do after killing the king! So let's commit some regicide.
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby askstoomuch on Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:37 am

bob carefully walks to the king, hoping that he could stab him
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WTF ?! ARE YOU DOING HERE, BOB
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby Taberah on Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:56 am

Bob lies, "I came as soon as I heard that you were in danger. From the rumors it appears the mouse people have sent some ninjas to kill you. I came as fast as I could but this person slowed me down. I will now take this dagger they use to kill your guards and get revenge for you. Also my time machine broke so fix that, chop chop get to it."

SPOILERS:I should go read the rules brb
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby askstoomuch on Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:01 am

:D pff who needs rules anyway
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby askstoomuch on Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:36 am

oh and btw m0rt is king of the mouse people the ninja's are controlled by someone else
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby m0rtimer on Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:37 am

Obviously, that is a ruse, and I do have the ninjas. Why wouldn't I? I mean, the only logical thing to do is to employ regular guards, ninjas, AND pirates to my cause. Which is exterminating all goblin life. :evilgrin:
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby askstoomuch on Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:40 am

well , yah did cheese planet once was the best milk based planeted in the universe intile the ninja's showed up

and now stop asking stuff , you were supposed to find out when king m0rt told us in the next update ( if we don't kill him ) :lol:
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby m0rtimer on Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:42 am

I'm saying let's listen to what this jolly chap has to say, and maybe look if we can help him! Then, after we save the world and he betrays us, we can have a boss battle.
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby narie666 on Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:58 am

what Mort said, plus, take the dagger!
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby askstoomuch on Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:28 am

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Well I found a time machine which brought me here but it broke and I need help repairing, what are you doing here didn’t I see you like 1200 years ago when your cheese shop burned down… by accident ?
Yeah .. after the burning thing I got in a pretty bad depression, I put all my money in that place and it was gone just like that so I tried to kill myself… ow and i don't no anything about time machines
What !?
Yeah I wanted to end my life but I wanted to go with style so I strapped myself to a rocket and shot myself into space, I should have died but I didn’t I got sucked into a wormhole and ended up here.
The locals saw me as their savior called me ‘the man who fell from the sky’ and the made me king.

But if you’re the king why are they trying to kill you like they did to the guards.
No my people don’t want to kill me they love me , it’s that jerk of a taberah wants to do that.
Taberah?
Yeah some idiot who hired a bunch of ninja’s to kill me thinks he’s a real big shot calling him self EL TABERATOR , jerk killed all my guards , i can't do anything to stop him
Wait you can help me !
I don’t know…
I’ll give you 100.000 if you do ? the king begs

1)Deal
2)No- deal
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby narie666 on Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:41 am

tell him we'll think about it, and then go find this Taberah guy, maybe he has a better offer! We can always kill them both :)
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby Taberah on Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:13 am

ooo Go with 1 go with 1.

The money is nice but surely this evil vile man must be stopped. Missing using his minions like that. Its a shame :okthen: bob should take over the business.
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby m0rtimer on Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:15 am

This is what you do: accept the deal.

Then, on the long run, do this:

1: Go to Taberah, offer him to kill the king
2: Fake the death of the king
3: Claim money from Taberah, who now trusts you.
4: Now kill Taberah whilst his guard is down
5: Loot him
6: Go back to the king and claim your reward
7: Kill the king and loot him as well.
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby Dusk9 on Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:21 am

m0rtimer wrote:This is what you do: accept the deal.

Then, on the long run, do this:

1: Go to Taberah, offer him to kill the king
2: Fake the death of the king
3: Claim money from Taberah, who now trusts you.
4: Now kill Taberah whilst his guard is down
5: Loot him
6: Go back to the king and claim your reward
7: Kill the king and loot him as well.


Or, to save time:

1) Go to Taberah and offer to kill the king
2) Fake the death of Taberah, claiming your reward from the king
3) Kill the king and loot him
4) Claim reward from Taberah, now that he trusts you
5) Kill Taberah and loot him

But yeah, either method could work - same outcome either way :evilgrin:
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby askstoomuch on Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:26 am

if find i quite funny that both m0rt an taberah want their in-game selfs dead :lol:
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby m0rtimer on Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:28 am

He's obviously my evil clone. Because I would never allow to let such a distater to happen, and I certainly wouldn't give 100.000!

I mean, like, I have literally billions. I'd be a little more grateful if I actually was in that situation.
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby Taberah on Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:40 am

*crosses fingers* I hope EL TABERATOR has an evil mustache. Has anyone ever drawn someone with an evil mustache ?
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby m0rtimer on Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:44 am

Refer to the rivalry between me and Vid in CTF. :lol:

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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby Taberah on Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:58 am

He certainly is dashing :lol:
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby askstoomuch on Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:23 am

Plz…
Ok…I’ll do it
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Hah, wonderful if you just sign this contract that by space law here you won’t double cross me or kill me or hurt me in any way
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Fine…
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So where’s that ninja guy ?
Oh not far theirs a map in the room next door, and a little surprise that might come in handy.
Now be gone I need to hire me some new guards , and a maid this place is cross.

SPOILERS:to bad king m0rt is a evil genius :D
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Re: The adventures of bob the goblin: on the cheese planet

Postby narie666 on Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:29 am

DON'T look at map, go outside and try to find taberah on your own!

And now for sure we have to break that contract, i want to meet the space law police.
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