The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

Moderator: Thunt

Forum rules
Forum games go here.

The adventures of bob the goblin: boss battle

Postby askstoomuch on Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:12 am

well here it is, my very own forum game. :D


the story
last night bob a little goblin from a near by village got lost in the woods, it is you're job to make sure he gets home safely and guild him trough his journey

Image
how does it work ?
well instead of my goblin does this or attacks this.
you all controle bob and make a choise between the options what he should do next or make up your own
like this
b0rtimer: bob should walk south
but someone else may not think the same and post a diffrent action
bucklekraken : bob walks to the north and picks up a stick


the rules
everybody can play nobdy owns bob and you can al make suggesions on what he should do next.
if you want bob to say something you need to post his text in color like this hey im bob
bob can move once between 'rooms' or double move if he visited them before
he can do almost anything. jump, climb take , attack even dance if thats want you want you decide what he does
he has a real big invisble backpack he can carry a lot of stuff, so feel free to take what ever you want
orginality is rewarded :D

updates

the game updates when ever i feel like it :D that could be once a week heck it could even mean three times a day

oh and before i forget if you play it right or wrong how matter you see it you can get in fights so here are the stats for bob

bob
at 1
def 1
inv: nothing

all credit goes to warlock who made the spirits :D i only edited them a bit

have fun :D
Last edited by askstoomuch on Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:50 am, edited 21 times in total.
Image
User avatar
askstoomuch
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 1726
Joined: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:50 am

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby jrlans on Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:24 am

=>Bob: Go north
Clan Rampage
Gets Revenge
HP: 4/5
ATK: 1+2 (+1 Dagger, +1 Dagger)
DEF: 1+2 (+1 Leather Cap, +1 Leather Armour)
Inv: Empty Potion, Poisonous Mixture, Mug, Assortment of Useless Crap, Improvised Shield (+1 Def), Beer
Skill(s):[Backlash] - Gain +1 attack against any creature type that has previously damaged you.
User avatar
jrlans
Grand Poobah Keenspotter
 
Posts: 255
Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:48 am

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby knucklekraken on Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:24 am

BOB: RETRIEVE ARMS FROM BUSHES.
Avatar by arles.

Member of the Irregulators. Reticulating splines since 2011.

Here are stats for a player race I created, compatible with 3.5 D&D. Please steal.

SPOILERS:Tasty People
+2 Charisma: Tasty People have strong natural pheromones.
-2 Wisdom: Tasty People have a racial predisposition for making bad decisions.
When faced with an encounter involving a predatory creature, a Tasty Person must make a Charisma Check. If the DC (15) is met, the creature will attack the Tasty Person to the exclusion of other targets who are not also Tasty People who have met this DC. The DC should be modified for monsters with a strong sense of smell, I leave this to your discretion as a DM. The monster is not forced to attack the Tasty Person if doing so would cause it to take an attack of opportunity.
A Tasty Person's starting class should be treated as his favored class.

Tasty People speak Common.
User avatar
knucklekraken
Keenspot Juggernaut
 
Posts: 4054
Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:54 am
Location: Down aisle seven past the cereal.

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby askstoomuch on Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:26 am

oh yeah you had this game cus im not that original :D
Image
User avatar
askstoomuch
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 1726
Joined: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:50 am

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby thinkslogically on Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:32 am

knucklekraken wrote:BOB: RETRIEVE ARMS FROM BUSHES.


Definitely this :)

(Or, go north)
Turning points of data into beautiful lines since 2006

Running:
Lair of the Mountain King: Chapter One
Obsidian Portal Link (character info, inventories, monsters): http://www.obsidianportal.com/campaigns/lair-of-the-mountain-king

Escape!: Open to All.

The Goblin Apprentices! - COMPLETE at Turn 50
User avatar
thinkslogically
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 1198
Joined: Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:48 am
Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby Dlover on Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:40 am

knucklekraken wrote:BOB: RETRIEVE ARMS FROM BUSHES.

What are you talking about, his arms are right there!

Bob: Go north and collect a stick tree.
Stick Tree: Be the destroyer of worlds.

Edit: Fixed my actions.
User avatar
Dlover
Keenspot Juggernaut
 
Posts: 3153
Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:13 am
Location: A house.

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby thinkslogically on Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:19 am

SPOILERS:It's become a traditional starting action thanks to MSPA:

Homestuck
Problem Sleuth
Turning points of data into beautiful lines since 2006

Running:
Lair of the Mountain King: Chapter One
Obsidian Portal Link (character info, inventories, monsters): http://www.obsidianportal.com/campaigns/lair-of-the-mountain-king

Escape!: Open to All.

The Goblin Apprentices! - COMPLETE at Turn 50
User avatar
thinkslogically
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 1198
Joined: Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:48 am
Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby Godbot on Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:32 am

> Try to recall what it was you were doing when you got lost.
> Check bushes.
> Try and climb a tree, to get a better look at your surroundings.
Threads of Reality
Born and Raised - Lvl 1 Ranger (7/10 EXP)
HP:3/5 ATT:3 (1+2) DEF:3 (2+1)
User avatar
Godbot
Grand Poobah Keenspotter
 
Posts: 420
Joined: Mon Dec 06, 2010 3:23 pm
Location: at the corner of Dude and Catastrophe

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby SharesLoot on Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:37 am

SPOILERS:Cool, a game by asks! This will be fun.

I like your "b0rtimer" and "bucklekraken" puns, I will do likewise with my name :D


BaresBooty: Bob will retrieve arms from bushes - hey, I found a chain mail shirt and a friggin' broadsword! - then head north.

:P
╔═Clan Rampage══Goblin Gladiators II══Hats II══The Forsaken═══╗
╠═Hairy═════════Little Feet═════════Falls════Cockadoodle═══╣
╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════╝
User avatar
SharesLoot
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 1194
Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:47 pm

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby askstoomuch on Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:57 am

turn 2

bob gets the strange feeling to look for his arms, he ignores it and starts looking trought the bushes
after a couple of seconds he finds.

bunch of sticks: like it says its a bunch of sticks pretty useless .

he decides to walk north, and dicovers a open spot in the woods with some berries a flower and what appears to be his girlfriend abby


Image

abby works the same way as bob only she post in pink color like this hey im abby

SPOILERS:what do you think of this game so far ? :D
Last edited by askstoomuch on Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:59 am, edited 1 time in total.
Image
User avatar
askstoomuch
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 1726
Joined: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:50 am

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby Warlock on Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:01 am

Bob picks the flower and walks over to Abby.
"Hey, Abby! I got something for you."
Bob then drops the flower and punches Abby in the face.
SPOILERS:What?!? Were you expecting that I suggest he ask her out on a date, or something? I. Like. To. Kill. Things. How is this not clear by now?
User avatar
Warlock
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 1619
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:23 am
Location: The Pit of Death

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby askstoomuch on Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:04 am

:D of course you do warlock

btw hope your cool with the i stole your pixels thing cuz they are the best :D and im going to steal a lot more if i ever need them
Image
User avatar
askstoomuch
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 1726
Joined: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:50 am

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby Nerre on Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:09 am

i don't like "smacking here up", its a stupid idea. ideas which base on "just destroy everything you can" can only ruin a game.

i would suggest him picking up the flower, giving it to her to delight her. maybe she can show him the way or even guide him there.
PS: Whats the blue pixels on the right bush? berries?
Curse of the Gold:
MAP: Link to World Map
The New Goblin Warriors: Carves hide
MAP: Link to World Map
HP:5/5 Def: 1 Location: G6 (warcamp)
Attack: Bow 8(9) (Marksman 6+, Coates +1)25% to miss // Short sword 4(5) (Short sword +2, Coates +1) // both: (1+ against any woodland creature)
Traits: Marksman 3, Hunter (Can create traps for small creatures, can do basic tracking, can skin animals. Gets a 1+ attack in dealing with any woodland creatures), Basic trainig with Coates, First aid, Deer gland 1/10 turns (partly washed of).
Inventory: Short Bow, Short Sword, Hunting dagger, 10 Arrows, Backpack, Hatchet, Flint, 30m Rope, Blanket, 5 Leather, 7 Meat, some Bones, 1 deer musk gland, 2 sinews, 1 set of stag antlers.

Slaves to the ring: Goron'Kar
HP:12/12 ATK: 2 DEF: 1
Abilities:
- Endurance (Passive) = he can defend himself while at 0 HP. Enemies must penetrate his defense to kill him.
- Shield Proficiency (Passive) = +1 Def when using a shield.
User avatar
Nerre
Keenspotter Supreme
 
Posts: 241
Joined: Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:19 am
Location: Germany

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby thinkslogically on Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:10 am

Ew!flower! how horribly human...

Crush the flower underfoot to detroy its horribleness and look for bugs in the bushes. If he finds any, he should give them to Abby as a (much more gobliny) gift then punch her square on the nose to establish dominance.
Turning points of data into beautiful lines since 2006

Running:
Lair of the Mountain King: Chapter One
Obsidian Portal Link (character info, inventories, monsters): http://www.obsidianportal.com/campaigns/lair-of-the-mountain-king

Escape!: Open to All.

The Goblin Apprentices! - COMPLETE at Turn 50
User avatar
thinkslogically
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 1198
Joined: Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:48 am
Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby askstoomuch on Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:17 am

Nerre wrote:i don't like "smacking here up", its a stupid idea. ideas which base on "just destroy everything you can" can only ruin a game.

i would suggest him picking up the flower, giving it to her to delight her. maybe she can show him the way or even guide him there.
PS: Whats the blue pixels on the right bush? berries?


yes those are berries badly drawn blue berries to be correct


poor abby
:lol:
Image
User avatar
askstoomuch
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 1726
Joined: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:50 am

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby knucklekraken on Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:23 am

I recommend that our bob pick that flower and offer to split it with the nice girl. There's only one, after all, and it would be rude to eat it all himself.
Avatar by arles.

Member of the Irregulators. Reticulating splines since 2011.

Here are stats for a player race I created, compatible with 3.5 D&D. Please steal.

SPOILERS:Tasty People
+2 Charisma: Tasty People have strong natural pheromones.
-2 Wisdom: Tasty People have a racial predisposition for making bad decisions.
When faced with an encounter involving a predatory creature, a Tasty Person must make a Charisma Check. If the DC (15) is met, the creature will attack the Tasty Person to the exclusion of other targets who are not also Tasty People who have met this DC. The DC should be modified for monsters with a strong sense of smell, I leave this to your discretion as a DM. The monster is not forced to attack the Tasty Person if doing so would cause it to take an attack of opportunity.
A Tasty Person's starting class should be treated as his favored class.

Tasty People speak Common.
User avatar
knucklekraken
Keenspot Juggernaut
 
Posts: 4054
Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:54 am
Location: Down aisle seven past the cereal.

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby Nerre on Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:26 am

askstoomuch wrote:yes those are berries badly drawn blue berries to be correct


then i vote for collecting her some berries. i agree, flowers are more the human way.
Curse of the Gold:
MAP: Link to World Map
The New Goblin Warriors: Carves hide
MAP: Link to World Map
HP:5/5 Def: 1 Location: G6 (warcamp)
Attack: Bow 8(9) (Marksman 6+, Coates +1)25% to miss // Short sword 4(5) (Short sword +2, Coates +1) // both: (1+ against any woodland creature)
Traits: Marksman 3, Hunter (Can create traps for small creatures, can do basic tracking, can skin animals. Gets a 1+ attack in dealing with any woodland creatures), Basic trainig with Coates, First aid, Deer gland 1/10 turns (partly washed of).
Inventory: Short Bow, Short Sword, Hunting dagger, 10 Arrows, Backpack, Hatchet, Flint, 30m Rope, Blanket, 5 Leather, 7 Meat, some Bones, 1 deer musk gland, 2 sinews, 1 set of stag antlers.

Slaves to the ring: Goron'Kar
HP:12/12 ATK: 2 DEF: 1
Abilities:
- Endurance (Passive) = he can defend himself while at 0 HP. Enemies must penetrate his defense to kill him.
- Shield Proficiency (Passive) = +1 Def when using a shield.
User avatar
Nerre
Keenspotter Supreme
 
Posts: 241
Joined: Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:19 am
Location: Germany

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby Warlock on Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:31 am

Abby sees Bob and sees the flower. She looks at Bob and then back at the flower. Bob. Flower. Bob. Flower.
Before Bob can do anything. Abby runs, rips the flower from the ground and stuffs it in her mouth.
"Mah flowah! Nom, nom, nom."
...

...

...

Bob looks out to the fourth wall.
"Can I punch her now?"

SPOILERS:Asks, No need to ask my permission to copy the sprites. You can do what you want with them.
User avatar
Warlock
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 1619
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:23 am
Location: The Pit of Death

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby SlamsWithSticks on Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:36 am

"Yes! Yes you can", says the fourth wall in unison-
Dares Devils, goblin berserker. Threads of reality
Lvl1 berserker. M. 8/10 EXP
HP: 5/5 ATT:3+used weapon DEF:3


Grace of Maglubiyet. Curse of Gold
Last in Lina. Clan Rampage
User avatar
SlamsWithSticks
Keenspotter Supreme
 
Posts: 240
Joined: Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:37 am

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby knucklekraken on Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:37 am

If that happens, I'm all for some affection-affirming mutual facepunching.

(Translation, they should both punch each other in the face out of love.)
Avatar by arles.

Member of the Irregulators. Reticulating splines since 2011.

Here are stats for a player race I created, compatible with 3.5 D&D. Please steal.

SPOILERS:Tasty People
+2 Charisma: Tasty People have strong natural pheromones.
-2 Wisdom: Tasty People have a racial predisposition for making bad decisions.
When faced with an encounter involving a predatory creature, a Tasty Person must make a Charisma Check. If the DC (15) is met, the creature will attack the Tasty Person to the exclusion of other targets who are not also Tasty People who have met this DC. The DC should be modified for monsters with a strong sense of smell, I leave this to your discretion as a DM. The monster is not forced to attack the Tasty Person if doing so would cause it to take an attack of opportunity.
A Tasty Person's starting class should be treated as his favored class.

Tasty People speak Common.
User avatar
knucklekraken
Keenspot Juggernaut
 
Posts: 4054
Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:54 am
Location: Down aisle seven past the cereal.

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby askstoomuch on Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:39 am

you people have a strange view when it comes to love.... :o
Image
User avatar
askstoomuch
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 1726
Joined: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:50 am

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby knucklekraken on Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:45 am

You've never heard that when a girl hits you it means she likes you?
Avatar by arles.

Member of the Irregulators. Reticulating splines since 2011.

Here are stats for a player race I created, compatible with 3.5 D&D. Please steal.

SPOILERS:Tasty People
+2 Charisma: Tasty People have strong natural pheromones.
-2 Wisdom: Tasty People have a racial predisposition for making bad decisions.
When faced with an encounter involving a predatory creature, a Tasty Person must make a Charisma Check. If the DC (15) is met, the creature will attack the Tasty Person to the exclusion of other targets who are not also Tasty People who have met this DC. The DC should be modified for monsters with a strong sense of smell, I leave this to your discretion as a DM. The monster is not forced to attack the Tasty Person if doing so would cause it to take an attack of opportunity.
A Tasty Person's starting class should be treated as his favored class.

Tasty People speak Common.
User avatar
knucklekraken
Keenspot Juggernaut
 
Posts: 4054
Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:54 am
Location: Down aisle seven past the cereal.

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby thinkslogically on Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:48 am

I quite agree. Can't be having any sexist nonsense on here - there should definitely be equal punching rights for all goblins. :D
Turning points of data into beautiful lines since 2006

Running:
Lair of the Mountain King: Chapter One
Obsidian Portal Link (character info, inventories, monsters): http://www.obsidianportal.com/campaigns/lair-of-the-mountain-king

Escape!: Open to All.

The Goblin Apprentices! - COMPLETE at Turn 50
User avatar
thinkslogically
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 1198
Joined: Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:48 am
Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby Nerre on Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:00 am

if you want to go the punching road all the way:

"since she likes him very much after eating the delicious flower, she punches him in the face and drags him to her home cave by his ears"

cavewoman ugh ugh. ;)
Curse of the Gold:
MAP: Link to World Map
The New Goblin Warriors: Carves hide
MAP: Link to World Map
HP:5/5 Def: 1 Location: G6 (warcamp)
Attack: Bow 8(9) (Marksman 6+, Coates +1)25% to miss // Short sword 4(5) (Short sword +2, Coates +1) // both: (1+ against any woodland creature)
Traits: Marksman 3, Hunter (Can create traps for small creatures, can do basic tracking, can skin animals. Gets a 1+ attack in dealing with any woodland creatures), Basic trainig with Coates, First aid, Deer gland 1/10 turns (partly washed of).
Inventory: Short Bow, Short Sword, Hunting dagger, 10 Arrows, Backpack, Hatchet, Flint, 30m Rope, Blanket, 5 Leather, 7 Meat, some Bones, 1 deer musk gland, 2 sinews, 1 set of stag antlers.

Slaves to the ring: Goron'Kar
HP:12/12 ATK: 2 DEF: 1
Abilities:
- Endurance (Passive) = he can defend himself while at 0 HP. Enemies must penetrate his defense to kill him.
- Shield Proficiency (Passive) = +1 Def when using a shield.
User avatar
Nerre
Keenspotter Supreme
 
Posts: 241
Joined: Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:19 am
Location: Germany

Re: The adventures of bob the goblin

Postby askstoomuch on Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:18 am

update 3
abby what are you doing here ?
what am I doing here! what are you doing here !!!
uh..i got lost...sweetie
no, no you didn't you got drunk again didn't you
well I.. don't quite remember darling
don't darling me i have been looking for you for hours
but..honey
.
"slap"
.
stop hitting me !!
.
'smack'
.
AHHH you hit me ,you jerk
im sorry...just lets go home
well i don't quite know were we are

what a weird couple.

Image
Image
User avatar
askstoomuch
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 1726
Joined: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:50 am

 
Next

Return to Goblins Games

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests