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Re: TWSK Round 38 - Sign Ups Open

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:15 am
by Wolfie21384
1 ) knucklekraken
2 ) Dusk9
3 ) askstoomuch
4 ) alopex
5 ) Dlover
6 ) Kelten
7 ) ReadsVoraciously
8 ) thatguy
9 ) SharesLoot
10) Davecom3
11) PicksUpSticks
12)
13) Wolfie

Joke:
Sorry for the length.

Bear and Squirrel were enemies. Not friendly enemies or overly hostile enemies, just enemies. They both liked the same berry bush and each kept accusing the other of stealing the very best berries.

Well, one day, they were both hunting around the same berry bush (unbeknownst to the other) when they happened upon a genie's lamp half hidden in the damp undergrowth.

"Hey! This is my lamp!" Squirrel screamed as he was lifted from the ground when Bear picked up the lamp.
"Your lamp? Clearly, this is my lamp, as I found it first." He shook the lamp to detach Squirrel, who hung on with the tenacity his species is known for.
"Is not!"
"Is too."
"Is not!"
"Is too."
"Is not!"
"Is too."
"Is not!"
"Is too."

As this argument went on and on and on, they failed to notice when the Genie came streaming out of the lamp. They did notice when they heard the "harumph"... I AM THE GENIE OF THE LAMP. I SHALL GRANT THREE WISHES TO MY MASTER. WHICH AMONG YOU FOUND MY LAMP?

"I did" they both chimed in unison.
VERY WELL,he said as he held up his great hand, I SHALL GRANT THREE WISHES TO BOTH OF YOU, IF ONLY TO FORESTALL THE INEVITABLE CONFLICT. FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS, I SHALL GRANT YOU EACH ONE WISH. MR. BEAR, WHAT SHALL BE YOUR WISH?

"hmm, I wish that all the bears in this forest, 'cept me of course, were female. "
The Genie merely raised and eyebrow then waved his hand and said DONE.
"Beat that, little rodent"
MR. SQUIRREL, YOUR WISH, IF YOU PLEASE.
"I would like a squirrel sized Harley with a helmet! Please!"
INTERESTING.... AND DONE. And, sure enough, there in front of squirrel was a Harley sized perfectly for him. He got on and drove away with a grin. Bear simply shambled off.

Day 2

Bear moseyed into the clearing and without any pause or pretense, wished for all the bears (cept himself) in the country to be female. The Genie merely raised his eyebrow and said DONE. Bear then shambled off before hearing Squirrel's wish, but not before shooting him a nasty look and a less tasteful comment.

AND FOR YOU, SQUIRREL. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY?
"I would like a lifetime supply of nuts in a place of my choosing!" He then walked up to Genie, scurried up his clothing to perch on his shoulder and whispered in the Genie's ear.
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK, LITTLE SQUIRREL. And with a grin, he granted Squirrel's wish.

Day 3

WELCOME BACK, BEAR AND SQUIRREL. TODAY IS YOUR LAST WISH. DO YOU KNOW THAT WHICH YOU WOULD LIKE?
Bear, with a very satisfied grin on his face, motioned for Squirrel to go first. "I am feeling generous today."
"Oh no, sir! You can go first today! I do not mind!"
Bear sent him a strange look, but said "Very well. For my last wish, Mr. Genie, I wish for all the bears in the world, except for me of course, to be female."
YOU HAVE A VERY ONE TRACK MIND, MR. BEAR. BUT YOUR WISH IS DONE. MR. SQUIRREL, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE?
"Oh yes sir! One moment please!" With that, he went over to his Harley, which he had been riding faithfully for the past couple of days, took the time to put on his Squirrel sized helmet, get on his Squirrel sized bike, rev it up, and then looked at the Genie, smiled real big and made his wish.
"I wish Bear was gay!" Then sped away into the forest.

Re: TWSK Round 38 - Sign Ups Open

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:32 pm
by Theonewhoisodd
Wolfie21384 wrote:13) Wolfie


Welcome back

Re: TWSK Round 38 - Sign Ups Open

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:00 pm
by Wolfie21384
Theonewhoisodd wrote:
Wolfie21384 wrote:13) Wolfie


Welcome back


Wait? I was gone? :gonk:


:D j/k Thanks Odd~!

Re: TWSK Round 38 - Sign Ups Open

PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:17 am
by SharesLoot
Welcome back to the Gobl'Inn, Wolfie!

If one of the killers writes a good kill and it looks as if he didn't use his antlers for it, I am totally going to vote for you, though :D

I like the punchline of your joke, Wolfie, but why should the bear wish for all other bears to be female thrice? Yeah, one-track mind, but it's not the only wish a one-tracked male has.
Maybe wish for all other bears to be female once, then that all find him hot, then that they only jump all over him when he asks them to? :D
Yeah. Punchline works less well my way :grumble:

Re: TWSK Round 38 - Sign Ups Closed

PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:50 pm
by Theonewhoisodd
All but one role box has been accepted, once it has been accepted I'll send out items. Hopefully the round will start tomorrow.

Re: TWSK Round 38 - Sign Ups Closed

PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 6:56 am
by Theonewhoisodd
Three people have declined the killer Role and the person who finally accepted has to drop from this round. So if anyone wants the role as killer please send my your dummy kill the first person to send theirs in gets the role.

Re: TWSK Round 38 - Sign Ups Closed

PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:30 am
by askstoomuch
so im out and no one wants to be a killer today...why not cancel the show and start again next year you know its no fun with hout good old asks :D

Re: TWSK Round 38 - Sign Ups Closed

PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:35 am
by SharesLoot
I'm sorry, but I won't have time to play a full round before the holidays, as I'm leaving home next thursday and won't return before January. This round just took a few days too long to get going.

I would like to withdraw from the game. Shouldn't be a problem for Odd since I don't have a role. The UPDATED list as I know it:

1 ) knucklekraken
2 ) Dusk9
3 ) alopex
4 ) Dlover
5 ) Kelten
6 ) ReadsVoraciously
7 ) thatguy
8 ) Davecom3
9 ) PicksUpSticks
10) Wolfie

Re: TWSK Round 38 - Sign Ups Closed

PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:35 pm
by davecom3
Well, it's starting to look like that's a good idea, not going to be here much on Christmas Eve or Christmas myself, so probably going to have to wait until Christmas at the very earliest, the way things are going.

Re: TWSK Round 38 - Sign Ups Closed

PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:48 pm
by Dlover
-_- Is it sad that I may well be the only person with time? Even with family from Perth visiting?

Re: TWSK Round 38 - Sign Ups Closed

PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:16 pm
by Theonewhoisodd
Yes, we will start again next year. For now this will become the 'Lost Round' and I will post up a new Round 38 on January 10th.

Re: TWSK Round 38 - Sign Ups Closed

PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:16 pm
by Theonewhoisodd
Yes, we will start again next year. For now this will become the 'Lost Round' and I will post up a new Round 38 on January 10th.