"Ohh! Hey, guy! What's going on with you? We're just chilling and beating the crap out of this mattress. I enjoy imagining it's one of you guys. So...Can I ask you what you dudes are gonna do with us?" JackOfAllTrades asks the guard as he passes, continuing to attack the mattress.
Madre de Dios! Es El Pollo Diablo!
Hit Points: 6/6(+5 goblin, +1 tough)
Attack: 6???(+1 Goblin, +1 Training, +4 Battleaxe, +??? Cold???) (9??? if Raging)
Defence: 8(+1 Goblin, +1 Tough, +3 Kite Shield, +3 Studded Leather)(7 if Raging)(9 or 8 if Wearing Iron Mask, unlikely)
Goblin Rage 2: if 2hp or below 4+ attack. - 1def. Can multi strike, first strike.
Shield Bash 1: 25% chance to stun small creatures.
Inventory: Iron Mask