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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby BurnsBees on Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:31 am

DSQ will touch the guard in hopes to freeze him.
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby MadBoat on Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:52 am

You know what keeps running though my head this morning? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc32Znoj8dk . The part where they get to the battle music.

H. H. von H.
wishes he had a boombox so that he could play this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjPF3AwVPM4) as his backup beats. (0:04)

Yo I'm H. H von H.! Know what that stands for punk?!
It means "Hellacious Hitman is gonna Hack off your junk!"
Hefflehocken will be rockin' while roman bitches knockin'
their knees! Nigga please! you want a piece of these?! (guns)

I'm gonna run you through!
bitch whachu gonna do?!

He also stabs the same roman.
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WND: 4
ATK 9: 1 (Hero) + 2 (mighty pen) + 6 (pipe of Badassery)
DEF 2: 0 (Hero) + 1 (Leprechaun Lamp) + 1 (Accounts Ledger)
FAB 14: 0 (Hero) + 4(Leprechaun Lamp) + 2 (mighty pen) + 6 (Accounts Ledger) + 2 (pipe of badassery)
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s2: Pipe of Badassery (Makes you a badass! Also makes you talk like Helen Keller!)
s3 Accounts Ledger (Giant friggin' blank book! Very pretty! Contains Blank Paper Pages of Potential!"
s5: Mighty Pen( 5% chance to break swords! +1 Def against swords! Creates caligraphic characters on command!"
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby m0rtimer on Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:08 am

Descend, and aim rods of mass destruction to the guard on the left... FIRE!

Alternatively, do the same but on the other guard.

Unless I'm not allowed to use that as alternative action (not sure), in which case I'll charge my staff with That's spell.
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby LooksAndSmiles on Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:39 pm

mort:
You are already in the room.
Your wand is still charged (it's a perma charge until you change it to something else).
You cannot put an alternative with the same basic effect (ie. attack).
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby m0rtimer on Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:47 pm

Oh, yeah, figured as much, and didn't remember I had a wand allready charged. In that case, I will... I will.

Be useless. :gonk:
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby knucklekraken on Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:36 am

Capester will yodel some more. Yaaaaaaay.
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When faced with an encounter involving a predatory creature, a Tasty Person must make a Charisma Check. If the DC (15) is met, the creature will attack the Tasty Person to the exclusion of other targets who are not also Tasty People who have met this DC. The DC should be modified for monsters with a strong sense of smell, I leave this to your discretion as a DM. The monster is not forced to attack the Tasty Person if doing so would cause it to take an attack of opportunity.
A Tasty Person's starting class should be treated as his favored class.

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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby thatguy on Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:15 pm

misses will attack the guard to his right with his stone ring.
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby LooksAndSmiles on Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:02 am

Shall we wait a little more to WorstCase's reply, or just proceed anyway?
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby m0rtimer on Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:18 am

Well, by now I'm assuming that she probably can't access her computer for a while or something similar. Go for it. If we can put an action for her, she attacks one of the guards.
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby LooksAndSmiles on Sun Jan 15, 2012 3:42 am

Turn 43

Capester bursts out in a random wave of yodeling, eventually crashing their party. As in: every teammate* misses their attack, except for DSQ, who eagerly tries to freeze the nearest guard. The guards seem to be unaffected by the singing**. However, one of them is too paniced to attack as the bonelion stares at him, while the other one unsuccessfully tries to hurt Herr Henry. DSQ successfully freezes up his adversary, but he is unable to hurt him.

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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby kurik on Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:02 am

Ideas attacks the frozen guard. "Capester! Stop yodeling and punch hit something!" [/helm power]
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby m0rtimer on Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:54 am

Attack the leftmost guard!

Alternatively, dance.
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby BurnsBees on Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:14 am

DSQ tries to freeze the leftward guard.
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby knucklekraken on Mon Jan 16, 2012 4:14 am

Capester will punch Ideas. Tell me what to do, will you?
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SPOILERS:Tasty People
+2 Charisma: Tasty People have strong natural pheromones.
-2 Wisdom: Tasty People have a racial predisposition for making bad decisions.
When faced with an encounter involving a predatory creature, a Tasty Person must make a Charisma Check. If the DC (15) is met, the creature will attack the Tasty Person to the exclusion of other targets who are not also Tasty People who have met this DC. The DC should be modified for monsters with a strong sense of smell, I leave this to your discretion as a DM. The monster is not forced to attack the Tasty Person if doing so would cause it to take an attack of opportunity.
A Tasty Person's starting class should be treated as his favored class.

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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby m0rtimer on Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:51 am

Slipswords will suggest an team kill next turn if we continue to have such a dissent. :evil:
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby kurik on Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:48 am

knucklekraken wrote:Capester will punch Ideas. Tell me what to do, will you?

SPOILERS:Normaly, I wouldn't dare, but that's how the helm gives people +2 atk.

And I accept your punch, with the knowlege that one day, at a time of my choosing, I shall respond in kind... :D
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby WorstCase on Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:04 am

Monty wonders if she can loot for 'earplugs of no awful yodeling to be heard' later. For now she attacks the next unfrozen guard, who still has the will to fight.
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby knucklekraken on Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:34 pm

If it gives me +2 attack, could you command me to hit something with the shovel? If you did, I might have a chance to damage something.
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SPOILERS:Tasty People
+2 Charisma: Tasty People have strong natural pheromones.
-2 Wisdom: Tasty People have a racial predisposition for making bad decisions.
When faced with an encounter involving a predatory creature, a Tasty Person must make a Charisma Check. If the DC (15) is met, the creature will attack the Tasty Person to the exclusion of other targets who are not also Tasty People who have met this DC. The DC should be modified for monsters with a strong sense of smell, I leave this to your discretion as a DM. The monster is not forced to attack the Tasty Person if doing so would cause it to take an attack of opportunity.
A Tasty Person's starting class should be treated as his favored class.

Tasty People speak Common.
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby kurik on Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:31 pm

Action edited to suit a wide varity of baddie pounding needs.
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-Mark Twain


I thought this must be obvious to everyone else, as it seemed obvious to me; and that, if once it became apparent that we were on the edge, all the Great Powers would call a halt and recoil from the abyss.
-Edward Grey
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby MadBoat on Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:02 pm

Herr Henry acts as previously.
Last Ditch Dungeon: Teller Hideous Mole SWEET GLORIOUS VICTORY!
Escape from Brassmoon: Sarus, Foe of the Floating Maw ESCAPED! WOOT!
Crappy Art Cave of Doom: Mops Up : DIED AT THE HEIGHT OF MY GLORY! HOW NOBLE!

Loot!:Herr Henry von HeffleHocken, Hobgoblin Hero
WND: 4
ATK 9: 1 (Hero) + 2 (mighty pen) + 6 (pipe of Badassery)
DEF 2: 0 (Hero) + 1 (Leprechaun Lamp) + 1 (Accounts Ledger)
FAB 14: 0 (Hero) + 4(Leprechaun Lamp) + 2 (mighty pen) + 6 (Accounts Ledger) + 2 (pipe of badassery)
Gear: s1: Leprechaun Lamp(Creates Rainbows! Creates light! 30% chance for Moar Lewt!)
s2: Pipe of Badassery (Makes you a badass! Also makes you talk like Helen Keller!)
s3 Accounts Ledger (Giant friggin' blank book! Very pretty! Contains Blank Paper Pages of Potential!"
s5: Mighty Pen( 5% chance to break swords! +1 Def against swords! Creates caligraphic characters on command!"
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby LooksAndSmiles on Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:42 am

Missing thatguy's action, knuckle, Burns, feel free to edit your own action too. :)

(Hint at Burns: freezing touch has a 3 turn cool down, in case you missed it from the description)
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby knucklekraken on Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:09 am

Right. Shoveling at some guardsman somewhere on this floor of this room.
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SPOILERS:Tasty People
+2 Charisma: Tasty People have strong natural pheromones.
-2 Wisdom: Tasty People have a racial predisposition for making bad decisions.
When faced with an encounter involving a predatory creature, a Tasty Person must make a Charisma Check. If the DC (15) is met, the creature will attack the Tasty Person to the exclusion of other targets who are not also Tasty People who have met this DC. The DC should be modified for monsters with a strong sense of smell, I leave this to your discretion as a DM. The monster is not forced to attack the Tasty Person if doing so would cause it to take an attack of opportunity.
A Tasty Person's starting class should be treated as his favored class.

Tasty People speak Common.
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby BurnsBees on Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:00 am

DSQ will fail to hurt a guard.
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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby LooksAndSmiles on Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:49 am

Turn 44

And the battle continues. Partly. Misses watches idly as Slips does some happy dance.
BadIdeas smashes the frozen guard. Literally. The shattering effect of his axe-hammer really comes handy, as he manages to kill the guard outright! Who would have thought that combinations like this exist?!*

Monty hops over to the far end and deals a vicious 2 WND to the guard, rounded up with another one by Herr Henry. Encouraged by the order, Capester attacks too, but his POW is still not enough to deal damage. The guard looks badly wounded, tho'. He slashes back at Herr Henry, and fails again to deal damage. DSQ tries failing to hurt a guard, and he succeeds! He successfully fails to hurt anyone, and he even manages a POOF!

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Re: Loot! (Forum Game)

Postby kurik on Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:34 am

SPOILERS:Dragon age... I played both those games way to much. Really, I tend to dissappear for a month whenever bioware releases a new game.


"Screw this. You! Guard! Drop your shield, that's an order!" Ideas yells before attacking the guard.
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