The Cave Of Doom

[jrlans]

@PSychotic: Sneaks will headbutt the skeleton
@Arutha: Sneaks will headbutt the skeleton

[MadBoat]

Crappy Art Mops up grows shoulders and upper arms and tackles the skellie into the next room.

yeah! what now punk?! your ass got sacked!

[Arutha]

will post update later. tomaro is a skip day. please forgive me

[kelten]

Makes new friend's OWW! That hurt! And that's my blood on the sword! That makes it my bloody sword! Hand it over you bonny shmuck!

Makes new friends 2 tests his healing powers on the moving bones! HEAL!

[Arutha]

The (now) lone skeleton does not do damage.
Then he was beaten, anti-healed, and otherwise murderd.
His last thout was"I wish i had not got out of bed today"

how dare you insult my art

[Warlock]

The (now) lone skeleton fales to do damage.
Then he was beaten, anti-healed, and otherwise murderd.
His last thout was"I wish i had not got out of beat today"

The English Language also wishes it hadn't gotten out of bed today because it was similarly murdered.

@Arutha: Breaks Wind checks the chest for traps before opening and looting it.

@Psychotic: Breaks Wind attempts to break the skeleton's face with his fist again. If the skeleton goes down, he'll pick-up the sword.

[BurnsBees]

Skelly (lsn art) punch a goblin's face off
Mimic (lsn art) nom on goblin's finger!

Psychotics art
The whole room bites down on the party!




...what?

[MadBoat]

Regular Art Mops up lewts the chest

[PSychotic]

THE CRAPPY ART CAVE OF DOOM!



Everyone teams up and destroys the skeleton, which shatters into a pile of bones. It drops a sword and shield. Everyone has first pick.

Sadly, the room does not eat any of our intrepid goblins. It just isn't that hungry. Maybe in a few minutes it will be.



Oh! And Mops Up grew some massive pecs and tackled straight through the skeleton, going into the next room and bringing Stares with him!

now you can pick up the sword warlock! quick! do it before kelten or someone else tries to grab it!

[Warlock]

@Psychotic: Breaks Wind picks-up the shield, leaving the sword for Makes New Friends, and moves into the next room after Mops Up. If he can, he'll attack the skeleton there.

[kelten]

Makes new friend's picks up his blood and sword, and moves over to the next room, smashing away at the skeleton with his new toy! THis is clearly done in a friendly manner!

The other friends moves along and down the next ladder!

[MadBoat]

Crappy Art Mops up waits for his goblin buddies before opening a can of fresh whoop-ass in heavy cream and dumping its contents on the next skellie.

[Arutha]

Mops up gets the Vangard Mace(+1 ATK. +2 ATK vs undead(??????)) by being captain.

Makes new friends finds a new room. this skeleton looks a lot more well... active.

[Haragorn]

I love this game.

[PSychotic]

THE CRAPPY ART CAVE OF DOOM



Lears falls asleep and Sneaks' eyes go all swirly again as Breaks-Wind loots the Wooden Shield, +2 to DEF. Can be equipped in your off hand and Friends grabs the Hand-a-Half Sword, +2 to ATK. Can be equipped in your main hand. They both go to see what Mops and Stares are doing.



They find Stares on the ground, eyes fearfully locked onto the blade that had missed his face by mere inches. Mops is their too, finally proving that this is for real by losing his ear. Yeah, the skeleton with its greatsword has straight chopped off Mop's ear. Forever. And for 2 damage. Mops is now at 3/5 HP.

Friends goes berserk and ineffectually attacks the skeleton with his sword! He causes no damage! Breaks however stares at the skeleton, disappointment written on his face. Breaks knew the skeleton could do better, who cracks from all the pressure Breaks is applying with his eyes.

so only three actions today. all you non-posters just torn off mops ear and pushed all the blame onto that poor little skelly. it was only doing it's job, pointing where the exit is so that you six goblins know how to leave this treacherous hellhole which only gets worse and less logical the deeper go in. for shame. if i knew how to convey disappointed stares across the internet, i would.

actually, that just gave me an idea. now that i'm thinking about it, it's obvious that today's post isn't a post, but rather symbolism for the actions of the posters and my reaction. it's so meta. i'll try to explain it later, but it may blow your mind. forever.

[vid20]

THE CRAPPY ART CAVE OF DOOM
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Psy, you can make even my shitty days happy.

[kelten]

Psychotic i love you

Crappy lovely art

Ear ear! Makes new friends calls to the heap of bones. We go in That (swinging swords into skull) direction!


Other friend will call out to the more active bone heap, and ask where the exit is

[Kide]

PSychotic's art is sure fun. ^^

PSychotic: Lears suddenly wakes up, disturbed by the load voices next room. And opens her eyes still feeling quite sleepy indeed. She continues to the next room, determined to put an end to such horrible ramblings, and attacks the first skeleton she sees.

Arutha: Lears will head downstars and if anyone else is attacking the skeleton there, she will join in to the attack. If no one attacks, she will identify one of the items they have found if there is anything to identify.

[Warlock]

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Mops up gets the Vangard Mace(+1 ATK. +2 ATK vs undead(??????)) by being captain.

Makes new friends finds a new room. this skeleton looks a lot more well... active.

Arutha, Please "Preview" your post to make sure all of your images show up properly.

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@Psychotic: Breaks Wind charges forward (with the help of a little extra "propulsion") and shield bashes the skeleton.

@Arutha: Breaks Wind climbs down the ladder and charges forward (with the help of a little extra "propulsion") tackling the skeleton.

[SharesLoot]

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Arutha, Please "Preview" your post to make sure all of your images show up properly.

Here's the missing picture:



The proper link was http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3258/turn4pt1.png

[Arutha]

facepalm.

I have fixed it I hope

[jrlans]

@Arutha: Sneaks will move 1 room to the right.
@PSychotic: Sneaks will move 1 room to the left.

[MadBoat]

Regular Art Mops up asks the loremaster to ID his mace, and then heads downstairs to do battle with the skellie. If actions permit, commence battle.

Crappy Art Mops up loots his ear and throws it, with the force of HIS MIGHTY BARBARIAN RAGE, straight and the shellie's let eye socket.

[PSychotic]

aw shucks guys, all these compliments are making my heart go a-flutter. thanks.

and now i am working on the update. also, since ptlans (that awesome guy with a modified version of one of my sprite faces) hasn't posted since saturday, i will be taking replacements for him if he doesn't post by monday. just to make this thread even more confusing.

edit: oh shit! i forgot to say how all of you guys are awesome too! because you are. please don't make me give specifics guys, because i am bad with those things.

[PSychotic]

THE CRAPPY ART CAVE OF DOOM



Lears and Sneaks continue on right, utterly confused as to what the fuck is going on. So kiddies, let's break this down for them.

MakesNewFriends got his sword lodged into the skellie, made it hit the ceiling of the cave, causing a minor collapse. The skellie got caught in the cave-in, but with its last unbreath of unlife, it chucked it's sword at the glaring Breaks-Wind.

Breaks-Wind skillfully deflected the sword with his icy eyestare and got it lodged into the cave's roof (which he, Mop-Up and MakesNewFriends all have first dibs on). Breaks then farted on over to the rubble pile and shield-bashed the rocks and bone shards. IN. THE. FACE.

Mops-Up threw his ear at the pile of rubble and got angry. Why? Because SOMEONE JUST FARTED IN HIS FACE AFTER HIS EAR GOT CUT OFF. Ru-uude. He actually threw his ear at Breaks for putting all that foul-stuff in the air and near his face, but missed. This made Mops even angrier because his awe-inspiring pecs *1 should be able to right ALL wrongs.

Stares continues to be shocked, thinking whatever shocked people think. (Which is probably nothing.)

*1 Which are so powerful they can turn invisible at will. This is not total BS made up by your DM on the spot. Not at all

this update feels soulless to me. maybe there's too much win for you guys going on. or maybe it's something else... ah well. with time, i believe it will come to me.

a fun fact people: it took me ten minutes to draw this and then a while to write it up.