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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby jrlans on Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:36 pm

@PSychotic: Sneaks will headbutt the skeleton
@Arutha: Sneaks will headbutt the skeleton
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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby MadBoat on Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:50 pm

Crappy Art Mops up grows shoulders and upper arms and tackles the skellie into the next room.

yeah! what now punk?! your ass got sacked!
Last Ditch Dungeon: Teller Hideous Mole SWEET GLORIOUS VICTORY!
Escape from Brassmoon: Sarus, Foe of the Floating Maw ESCAPED! WOOT!
Crappy Art Cave of Doom: Mops Up : DIED AT THE HEIGHT OF MY GLORY! HOW NOBLE!

Loot!:Herr Henry von HeffleHocken, Hobgoblin Hero
WND: 4
ATK 9: 1 (Hero) + 2 (mighty pen) + 6 (pipe of Badassery)
DEF 2: 0 (Hero) + 1 (Leprechaun Lamp) + 1 (Accounts Ledger)
FAB 14: 0 (Hero) + 4(Leprechaun Lamp) + 2 (mighty pen) + 6 (Accounts Ledger) + 2 (pipe of badassery)
Gear: s1: Leprechaun Lamp(Creates Rainbows! Creates light! 30% chance for Moar Lewt!)
s2: Pipe of Badassery (Makes you a badass! Also makes you talk like Helen Keller!)
s3 Accounts Ledger (Giant friggin' blank book! Very pretty! Contains Blank Paper Pages of Potential!"
s5: Mighty Pen( 5% chance to break swords! +1 Def against swords! Creates caligraphic characters on command!"
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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby Arutha on Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:40 pm

will post update later. tomaro is a skip day. please forgive me :cry:
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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby kelten on Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:44 am

Makes new friend's OWW! That hurt! And that's my blood on the sword! That makes it my bloody sword! Hand it over you bonny shmuck!

Makes new friends 2 tests his healing powers on the moving bones! HEAL!
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HP: 6/9 ATT:15 (1+13+1) DEF:29 (2+21+1) CHR: +14
Equipment:
Blooddrinker: +10 ATT +4 CHR, extra dmg to evil, drains life
See-all boots: +5 DEF +2 CHR a chance of noticing a trap before setting it off.
mightyoak shield, intricate greaves, +2 intricate chainmail, magic gloves, heavenly ring: allows smite evil
darkforged helmet, ring of health


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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby Arutha on Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:23 am

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The (now) lone skeleton does not do damage.
Then he was beaten, anti-healed, and otherwise murderd.
His last thout was"I wish i had not got out of bed today"

SPOILERS:how dare you insult my art :P
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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby Warlock on Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:50 am

Arutha wrote:The (now) lone skeleton fales to do damage.
Then he was beaten, anti-healed, and otherwise murderd.
His last thout was"I wish i had not got out of beat today"


SPOILERS:The English Language also wishes it hadn't gotten out of bed today because it was similarly murdered. :P

@Arutha: Breaks Wind checks the chest for traps before opening and looting it.

@Psychotic: Breaks Wind attempts to break the skeleton's face with his fist again. If the skeleton goes down, he'll pick-up the sword.
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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby BurnsBees on Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:17 pm

Skelly (lsn art) punch a goblin's face off
Mimic (lsn art) nom on goblin's finger!

Psychotics art
The whole room bites down on the party!




...what?
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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby MadBoat on Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:46 pm

Regular Art Mops up lewts the chest
Last Ditch Dungeon: Teller Hideous Mole SWEET GLORIOUS VICTORY!
Escape from Brassmoon: Sarus, Foe of the Floating Maw ESCAPED! WOOT!
Crappy Art Cave of Doom: Mops Up : DIED AT THE HEIGHT OF MY GLORY! HOW NOBLE!

Loot!:Herr Henry von HeffleHocken, Hobgoblin Hero
WND: 4
ATK 9: 1 (Hero) + 2 (mighty pen) + 6 (pipe of Badassery)
DEF 2: 0 (Hero) + 1 (Leprechaun Lamp) + 1 (Accounts Ledger)
FAB 14: 0 (Hero) + 4(Leprechaun Lamp) + 2 (mighty pen) + 6 (Accounts Ledger) + 2 (pipe of badassery)
Gear: s1: Leprechaun Lamp(Creates Rainbows! Creates light! 30% chance for Moar Lewt!)
s2: Pipe of Badassery (Makes you a badass! Also makes you talk like Helen Keller!)
s3 Accounts Ledger (Giant friggin' blank book! Very pretty! Contains Blank Paper Pages of Potential!"
s5: Mighty Pen( 5% chance to break swords! +1 Def against swords! Creates caligraphic characters on command!"
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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby PSychotic on Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:47 pm

THE CRAPPY ART CAVE OF DOOM!

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Everyone teams up and destroys the skeleton, which shatters into a pile of bones. It drops a sword and shield. Everyone has first pick.

Sadly, the room does not eat any of our intrepid goblins. It just isn't that hungry. Maybe in a few minutes it will be.

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Oh! And Mops Up grew some massive pecs and tackled straight through the skeleton, going into the next room and bringing Stares with him!

SPOILERS:now you can pick up the sword warlock! quick! do it before kelten or someone else tries to grab it!
Shi' Arri, Decroi, Canton, Sicoh, Tig, Jack, and Mack.

The Dread Pirate Scarrrgh, Kobold Pirate ..... dead just like half his crew
Lisps, Goblin Defender ..... Feats: Improved Tackle 2, Tackle Stamina 2, Improved Dodging 1
That Nameless Guy, Undead Warrior ..... STR 5 DEX 3 CON 3 ..... HP ?/? ..... 4 Throwing Knives, Axe (+3), Heavy Leather Armor (5/5)
Shiny, Not So Dead Goblin ..... ATK 1 DEF 1 ..... HP 5/5
Jack-Of-All-Trades, Lucky Goblin ..... ATK 0 DEF 1 ..... HP 5/5 MP 5/5 ..... Spells: Buff/Debuff, Thief!, Acrobatic F@#king Pirouette!
Bringer-Of-New-Times, Goblin Teller ..... ATK 1 DEF 1 ..... HP 5/5 ..... Spells: Heal

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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby Warlock on Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:57 pm

@Psychotic: Breaks Wind picks-up the shield, leaving the sword for Makes New Friends, and moves into the next room after Mops Up. If he can, he'll attack the skeleton there.
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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby kelten on Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:26 am

Makes new friend's picks up his blood and sword, and moves over to the next room, smashing away at the skeleton with his new toy! THis is clearly done in a friendly manner!

The other friends moves along and down the next ladder!
Stabsafoot
HP: 6/9 ATT:15 (1+13+1) DEF:29 (2+21+1) CHR: +14
Equipment:
Blooddrinker: +10 ATT +4 CHR, extra dmg to evil, drains life
See-all boots: +5 DEF +2 CHR a chance of noticing a trap before setting it off.
mightyoak shield, intricate greaves, +2 intricate chainmail, magic gloves, heavenly ring: allows smite evil
darkforged helmet, ring of health


In debt:
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Hits to hard, training for cheff

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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby MadBoat on Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:03 am

Crappy Art Mops up waits for his goblin buddies before opening a can of fresh whoop-ass in heavy cream and dumping its contents on the next skellie.
Last Ditch Dungeon: Teller Hideous Mole SWEET GLORIOUS VICTORY!
Escape from Brassmoon: Sarus, Foe of the Floating Maw ESCAPED! WOOT!
Crappy Art Cave of Doom: Mops Up : DIED AT THE HEIGHT OF MY GLORY! HOW NOBLE!

Loot!:Herr Henry von HeffleHocken, Hobgoblin Hero
WND: 4
ATK 9: 1 (Hero) + 2 (mighty pen) + 6 (pipe of Badassery)
DEF 2: 0 (Hero) + 1 (Leprechaun Lamp) + 1 (Accounts Ledger)
FAB 14: 0 (Hero) + 4(Leprechaun Lamp) + 2 (mighty pen) + 6 (Accounts Ledger) + 2 (pipe of badassery)
Gear: s1: Leprechaun Lamp(Creates Rainbows! Creates light! 30% chance for Moar Lewt!)
s2: Pipe of Badassery (Makes you a badass! Also makes you talk like Helen Keller!)
s3 Accounts Ledger (Giant friggin' blank book! Very pretty! Contains Blank Paper Pages of Potential!"
s5: Mighty Pen( 5% chance to break swords! +1 Def against swords! Creates caligraphic characters on command!"
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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby Arutha on Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:57 pm

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Mops up gets the Vangard Mace(+1 ATK. +2 ATK vs undead(??????)) by being captain.
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Makes new friends finds a new room. this skeleton looks a lot more well... active.
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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby Haragorn on Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:30 pm

SPOILERS:I love this game.
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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby PSychotic on Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:52 pm

THE CRAPPY ART CAVE OF DOOM

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Lears falls asleep and Sneaks' eyes go all swirly again as Breaks-Wind loots the Wooden Shield, +2 to DEF. Can be equipped in your off hand and Friends grabs the Hand-a-Half Sword, +2 to ATK. Can be equipped in your main hand. They both go to see what Mops and Stares are doing.

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They find Stares on the ground, eyes fearfully locked onto the blade that had missed his face by mere inches. Mops is their too, finally proving that this is for real by losing his ear. Yeah, the skeleton with its greatsword has straight chopped off Mop's ear. Forever. And for 2 damage. Mops is now at 3/5 HP.

Friends goes berserk and ineffectually attacks the skeleton with his sword! He causes no damage! Breaks however stares at the skeleton, disappointment written on his face. Breaks knew the skeleton could do better, who cracks from all the pressure Breaks is applying with his eyes.

SPOILERS:so only three actions today. all you non-posters just torn off mops ear and pushed all the blame onto that poor little skelly. it was only doing it's job, pointing where the exit is so that you six goblins know how to leave this treacherous hellhole which only gets worse and less logical the deeper go in. for shame. if i knew how to convey disappointed stares across the internet, i would.

actually, that just gave me an idea. now that i'm thinking about it, it's obvious that today's post isn't a post, but rather symbolism for the actions of the posters and my reaction. it's so meta. i'll try to explain it later, but it may blow your mind. forever.
Shi' Arri, Decroi, Canton, Sicoh, Tig, Jack, and Mack.

The Dread Pirate Scarrrgh, Kobold Pirate ..... dead just like half his crew
Lisps, Goblin Defender ..... Feats: Improved Tackle 2, Tackle Stamina 2, Improved Dodging 1
That Nameless Guy, Undead Warrior ..... STR 5 DEX 3 CON 3 ..... HP ?/? ..... 4 Throwing Knives, Axe (+3), Heavy Leather Armor (5/5)
Shiny, Not So Dead Goblin ..... ATK 1 DEF 1 ..... HP 5/5
Jack-Of-All-Trades, Lucky Goblin ..... ATK 0 DEF 1 ..... HP 5/5 MP 5/5 ..... Spells: Buff/Debuff, Thief!, Acrobatic F@#king Pirouette!
Bringer-Of-New-Times, Goblin Teller ..... ATK 1 DEF 1 ..... HP 5/5 ..... Spells: Heal

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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby vid20 on Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:44 pm

PSychotic wrote:THE CRAPPY ART CAVE OF DOOM
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SPOILERS:Psy, you can make even my shitty days happy.
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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby kelten on Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:04 am

Psychotic i love you

Crappy lovely art :D

Ear ear! Makes new friends calls to the heap of bones. We go in That (swinging swords into skull) direction!


Other friend will call out to the more active bone heap, and ask where the exit is
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HP: 6/9 ATT:15 (1+13+1) DEF:29 (2+21+1) CHR: +14
Equipment:
Blooddrinker: +10 ATT +4 CHR, extra dmg to evil, drains life
See-all boots: +5 DEF +2 CHR a chance of noticing a trap before setting it off.
mightyoak shield, intricate greaves, +2 intricate chainmail, magic gloves, heavenly ring: allows smite evil
darkforged helmet, ring of health


In debt:
Dead, but in heaven in the game Hats


Hits to hard, training for cheff

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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby Kide on Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:45 am

PSychotic's art is sure fun. ^^

PSychotic: Lears suddenly wakes up, disturbed by the load voices next room. And opens her eyes still feeling quite sleepy indeed. She continues to the next room, determined to put an end to such horrible ramblings, and attacks the first skeleton she sees.

Arutha: Lears will head downstars and if anyone else is attacking the skeleton there, she will join in to the attack. If no one attacks, she will identify one of the items they have found if there is anything to identify.
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Magical scimitar: +8 ATT
Intricate chestplate: +6 DEF +3 CHR
Holy armguards: +3 DEF +1 CHR
Holy helmet: +6 DEF +3 CHR
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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby Warlock on Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:51 am

Arutha wrote:[img]http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/15/turn4pt1.png//img]
Mops up gets the Vangard Mace(+1 ATK. +2 ATK vs undead(??????)) by being captain.
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Makes new friends finds a new room. this skeleton looks a lot more well... active.

Arutha, Please "Preview" your post to make sure all of your images show up properly.

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@Psychotic: Breaks Wind charges forward (with the help of a little extra "propulsion") and shield bashes the skeleton.

@Arutha: Breaks Wind climbs down the ladder and charges forward (with the help of a little extra "propulsion") tackling the skeleton.
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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby SharesLoot on Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:02 am

Warlock wrote:
Arutha wrote:[img]http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/15/turn4pt1.png//img]

Arutha, Please "Preview" your post to make sure all of your images show up properly.
Here's the missing picture:

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The proper link was http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3258/turn4pt1.png
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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby Arutha on Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:09 am

facepalm.

I have fixed it I hope
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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby jrlans on Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:12 am

@Arutha: Sneaks will move 1 room to the right.
@PSychotic: Sneaks will move 1 room to the left.
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HP: 4/5
ATK: 1+2 (+1 Dagger, +1 Dagger)
DEF: 1+2 (+1 Leather Cap, +1 Leather Armour)
Inv: Empty Potion, Poisonous Mixture, Mug, Assortment of Useless Crap, Improvised Shield (+1 Def), Beer
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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby MadBoat on Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:20 am

Regular Art Mops up asks the loremaster to ID his mace, and then heads downstairs to do battle with the skellie. If actions permit, commence battle.

Crappy Art Mops up loots his ear and throws it, with the force of HIS MIGHTY BARBARIAN RAGE, straight and the shellie's let eye socket.
Last Ditch Dungeon: Teller Hideous Mole SWEET GLORIOUS VICTORY!
Escape from Brassmoon: Sarus, Foe of the Floating Maw ESCAPED! WOOT!
Crappy Art Cave of Doom: Mops Up : DIED AT THE HEIGHT OF MY GLORY! HOW NOBLE!

Loot!:Herr Henry von HeffleHocken, Hobgoblin Hero
WND: 4
ATK 9: 1 (Hero) + 2 (mighty pen) + 6 (pipe of Badassery)
DEF 2: 0 (Hero) + 1 (Leprechaun Lamp) + 1 (Accounts Ledger)
FAB 14: 0 (Hero) + 4(Leprechaun Lamp) + 2 (mighty pen) + 6 (Accounts Ledger) + 2 (pipe of badassery)
Gear: s1: Leprechaun Lamp(Creates Rainbows! Creates light! 30% chance for Moar Lewt!)
s2: Pipe of Badassery (Makes you a badass! Also makes you talk like Helen Keller!)
s3 Accounts Ledger (Giant friggin' blank book! Very pretty! Contains Blank Paper Pages of Potential!"
s5: Mighty Pen( 5% chance to break swords! +1 Def against swords! Creates caligraphic characters on command!"
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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby PSychotic on Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:09 pm

aw shucks guys, all these compliments are making my heart go a-flutter. thanks.

and now i am working on the update. also, since ptlans (that awesome guy with a modified version of one of my sprite faces) hasn't posted since saturday, i will be taking replacements for him if he doesn't post by monday. just to make this thread even more confusing.

edit: oh shit! i forgot to say how all of you guys are awesome too! because you are. please don't make me give specifics guys, because i am bad with those things.
Shi' Arri, Decroi, Canton, Sicoh, Tig, Jack, and Mack.

The Dread Pirate Scarrrgh, Kobold Pirate ..... dead just like half his crew
Lisps, Goblin Defender ..... Feats: Improved Tackle 2, Tackle Stamina 2, Improved Dodging 1
That Nameless Guy, Undead Warrior ..... STR 5 DEX 3 CON 3 ..... HP ?/? ..... 4 Throwing Knives, Axe (+3), Heavy Leather Armor (5/5)
Shiny, Not So Dead Goblin ..... ATK 1 DEF 1 ..... HP 5/5
Jack-Of-All-Trades, Lucky Goblin ..... ATK 0 DEF 1 ..... HP 5/5 MP 5/5 ..... Spells: Buff/Debuff, Thief!, Acrobatic F@#king Pirouette!
Bringer-Of-New-Times, Goblin Teller ..... ATK 1 DEF 1 ..... HP 5/5 ..... Spells: Heal

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Re: The Cave Of Doom

Postby PSychotic on Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:59 pm

THE CRAPPY ART CAVE OF DOOM

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Lears and Sneaks continue on right, utterly confused as to what the fuck is going on. So kiddies, let's break this down for them.

MakesNewFriends got his sword lodged into the skellie, made it hit the ceiling of the cave, causing a minor collapse. The skellie got caught in the cave-in, but with its last unbreath of unlife, it chucked it's sword at the glaring Breaks-Wind.

Breaks-Wind skillfully deflected the sword with his icy eyestare and got it lodged into the cave's roof (which he, Mop-Up and MakesNewFriends all have first dibs on). Breaks then farted on over to the rubble pile and shield-bashed the rocks and bone shards. IN. THE. FACE.

Mops-Up threw his ear at the pile of rubble and got angry. Why? Because SOMEONE JUST FARTED IN HIS FACE AFTER HIS EAR GOT CUT OFF. Ru-uude. He actually threw his ear at Breaks for putting all that foul-stuff in the air and near his face, but missed. This made Mops even angrier because his awe-inspiring pecs *1 should be able to right ALL wrongs.

Stares continues to be shocked, thinking whatever shocked people think. (Which is probably nothing.)

*1 Which are so powerful they can turn invisible at will. This is not total BS made up by your DM on the spot. Not at all

SPOILERS:this update feels soulless to me. maybe there's too much win for you guys going on. or maybe it's something else... ah well. with time, i believe it will come to me.

a fun fact people: it took me ten minutes to draw this and then a while to write it up.
Shi' Arri, Decroi, Canton, Sicoh, Tig, Jack, and Mack.

The Dread Pirate Scarrrgh, Kobold Pirate ..... dead just like half his crew
Lisps, Goblin Defender ..... Feats: Improved Tackle 2, Tackle Stamina 2, Improved Dodging 1
That Nameless Guy, Undead Warrior ..... STR 5 DEX 3 CON 3 ..... HP ?/? ..... 4 Throwing Knives, Axe (+3), Heavy Leather Armor (5/5)
Shiny, Not So Dead Goblin ..... ATK 1 DEF 1 ..... HP 5/5
Jack-Of-All-Trades, Lucky Goblin ..... ATK 0 DEF 1 ..... HP 5/5 MP 5/5 ..... Spells: Buff/Debuff, Thief!, Acrobatic F@#king Pirouette!
Bringer-Of-New-Times, Goblin Teller ..... ATK 1 DEF 1 ..... HP 5/5 ..... Spells: Heal

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