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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby thatguy on Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:56 am

thagoblin will move to the cat statue and take the hats of of the cushions starting with the The Mugiwara reading the paper hat as he picks it up.

"yes interesting these notes seem to have a serous case of SCIENCE!"
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby Quarg on Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:46 am

Canon will sit down and begin working out a Human Sorceress named Patty Duke
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby ThroughTheWell on Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:20 am

Shiny moves right then up into the unexplored.
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby WorstCase on Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:37 am

Falls has enough of this and decides for some speedreading!!!
He puts on the Clockface and sets it to 10x...
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Falls learns a lot this round:
If you're taking a shower at an inn - make sure the door is locked.
Boomsticks are cool.
Don't built your hut on top of a graveyard.
The biggest jerk always dies first.
If you need to seal away some ancient evil - make a frigging note how to pronounce the required spell!
If you need a special weapon to destroy a certain monster, it's highly probable that one of your partymebers actually had it in their possession for ages, but just has no idea about what it does.
...
...
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Now look at that! there was a spell hidden in this book, indeed!
Falls learns a new spell: Dead man's togue. (Can be cast once all 3 turns to have a corpse answer 3 questions truthfully - the dead may not know the answer, though.)
Since there is still time Falls continues with reading the spellbook:
If you are hunted down a shopping mall by unknown monsters - take goddamn 5 minutes to fetch some more suiting shoes than the high heels you are currently wearing!!!
...
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Wait a moment! What happened now?
Something feels totally amiss!

thatgoblin moves left to retrieve the two hats from the statue...
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Spaz answers: "I wanna say yes....but what does your hat do?"
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"What? Wait you would really trade me away?!"
"My hat can totally protect from fire, it's totally cool! ... But I want the yellow squirrel with the ribbons, not a masked gnome."

Forgets has freed the mighty Cheesecalibur!
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Now his belly hurts though, so he takes a break for the rest of the turn.
And the mailshirt that's lying on top of the cheesepile looks like it is actually too big for a squirrel on second sight, it might fit a goblin though.

Shiny has moved into an unexplored room.
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Stupid locked doors!

Canon sits down and creates a character...
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"Very well the human Sorceress Patty Duke, the halfdragon Paladin Totally Pious and the human Dude-with-the-big-gun Joe are travelling together on a road somewhere on the countryside in the kingdom of..."
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"Why are we on a road?"
"And where did the chick suddenly come from?"
"... DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M EXPLAINING THE SETTING! AN OLD MAN APROACHES THE GROUP."
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Hatventory:

The Mugiwara
The Beekeeper
The Donkey Mask
The Janitor Hat
(E) The Witch hat
The Eversion hat
(E) The Clockface
The Ghostly Sheet
The PP-Chef hat
The Fly-hat
The Flower-crown
The Lady's hat
(E) The Hiya-hat -s
(E) The Squirrel mask
The Hive hat +
The hood of Hestia
The White wig
The Guard helmet
(E) The Hiya-Gothic hat -s
The Quest hat
The Paper hat
The Nutcracker hat
(E) The Mouse hat
(E)The Mad Scientist hat
The Royal tiara
My first Goblins Fancomic 'Risks &Sideeffects':
http://www.acyn.net/RSE_main.html
The second fancomic 'Heimspiel' can be found here (as well as some other Goblins related fan-art):
http://s756.photobucket.com/albums/xx20 ... se_Comics/
!!!Heimspiel is back!!! At least for now.

And here you'll find the players progress map for the 'Let There Be Hats'-Forumgame:
http://i756.photobucket.com/albums/xx20 ... g_02-3.png
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby ThroughTheWell on Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:02 am

Penguins in the cat statue room = :D

Thanks for the updated player progress map too.

Shiny will open the door and enter if he can, otherwise he will go up. (Hope Psychotic is well.) (Oh, and I think players should be voting for Shiny's actions.)
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby BurnsBees on Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:23 am

"What no, why would I do that?" ESP: I was thinking of trading myself away and then run away.
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby Quarg on Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:21 pm

Penguin = :evil:

Patty Duke hails the old man, "Hello? What is news from the town ahead?"
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby ThroughTheWell on Thu Nov 17, 2011 3:24 pm

Quarg wrote:Penguin = :evil:


SPOILERS:If it had not happened to you, you'd admit that penguin thieves are absurdly hilarious. :)
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby BurnsBees on Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:55 pm

ThroughTheWell wrote:
Quarg wrote:Penguin = :evil:


SPOILERS:If it had not happened to you, you'd admit that penguin thieves are absurdly hilarious. :)

:okthen: I didn't really find them funny in the first place.
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby Dlover on Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:49 pm

Forgets Things
.... Quick! Unequip the mousehat and grab Cheesecalibur and the armour, before the, uhh... The... There's something that may steal the awesome loots... Ninja seals? Assassin turtles? Ehhmmm.... Grab the stuff anyway!
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby SharesLoot on Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:03 am

Overdrive! I must have broken something. Either the GM or... oh. Falls died! Carp :lol:
Time to see how good or evil the little bastard is according to the judge!

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Oh, a teleport spell! Nifty. Too bad I can't remember how it went. I'll have to find my way back and read it again.
Falls moves left two rooms, ending up in the room of Lady Justice.

Next turn (assuming he doesn't have any time to do any talking this round, else this turn!), Falls will speak with the judge (i.e. jump around excitedly like a kid and talk a lot):
Hi, Ma'am, I'm here to be judged. Nope, no complaints, I'm downright happy to see you. If I wasn't a good goblin, I'd like to find out so I can do better in my next life. If I was good enough for heaven, I'd like to go see it before I return to earth. Yeah, I'm a tourist. I'd like to take a picture with you, you are famous in the world of the living, you know? But I don't think that there are any picture-making devices around here, I haven't seen any clockwork or gnomes on my lifetime. Do you maybe know someone on this side of the Jordan who could draw a portrait of me and you side by side? And I'd like to have someone draw me playing a game with death, too! I heard he lives somewhere around here? Ooh, I'm so excited!
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby thatguy on Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:23 pm

thatgoblin:
"Hay come back here you."

thatgoblin will double move left he will think "these appear to be rare Spheniscidaehatea."
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby Quarg on Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:58 pm

ThroughTheWell wrote:
Quarg wrote:Penguin = :evil:


SPOILERS:If it had not happened to you, you'd admit that penguin thieves are absurdly hilarious. :)


SPOILERS:What annoys me is the obvious fact that was done to force me to play the damn Demon's game...I am just too goal oriented apparently for the hatverse...
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby WorstCase on Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:08 am

SPOILERS:The Mugiwara being stolen has nothing to do with Canon being in hell. It's just bad timing for you. Besides escaping hell isn't that easy.
My first Goblins Fancomic 'Risks &Sideeffects':
http://www.acyn.net/RSE_main.html
The second fancomic 'Heimspiel' can be found here (as well as some other Goblins related fan-art):
http://s756.photobucket.com/albums/xx20 ... se_Comics/
!!!Heimspiel is back!!! At least for now.

And here you'll find the players progress map for the 'Let There Be Hats'-Forumgame:
http://i756.photobucket.com/albums/xx20 ... g_02-3.png
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby WorstCase on Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:05 pm

Falls moves left two rooms, ending up in the room of the Judge.
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"Hi, Ma'am, I'm here to be judged. Nope, no complaints, I'm downright happy to see you. If I wasn't a good goblin, I'd like to find out so I can do better in my next life. If I was good enough for heaven, I'd like to go see it before I return to earth. Yeah, I'm a tourist. I'd like to take a picture with you, you are famous in the world of the living, you know? But I don't think that there are any picture-making devices around here, I haven't seen any clockwork or gnomes on my lifetime. Do you maybe know someone on this side of the Jordan who could draw a portrait of me and you side by side? And I'd like to have someone draw me playing a game with death, too! I heard he lives somewhere around here? Ooh, I'm so excited!"
"Are you making fun of me? How do you think I'm supposed to judge you when you are in this state? God! How I loathe this job!"

thatgoblin moves left to follow the penguins...
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They didn't get as far as he expected.
He witneses just as both of them jump onto the bridge, but somehow one of them is suddenly thrown off of it.
(Looks like the bees used the time to build themselves a new hive.)

Spaz answers:"What no, why would I do that?"
ESP: I was thinking of trading myself away and then run away.
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ESP: Whew! You got me really worried there for a moment.

Forgets picks up and puts on the chainmail.
Then he claims THE Cheesecalibur!
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Does this mean he is the chosen one?
Anyway, the chainmail gives him +2Def and the Cheesecalibur is a one handed sword withh +4Att (+1 when fighting rodents). Again - this would have been really useful in the fight against that monster rat just now.

Shiny tries to open the door, but well it's locked. So she moves up instead.
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Patty Duke hails the old man:
"Hello? What is news from the town ahead?"
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"Greetings mighty adventurers! Please hear me out. A terrible gang of robbers has assaulted our small village and ..."
BANG!!!
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"You think that old dude has any loot?"

Hatventory:

The Mugiwara
The Beekeeper
The Donkey Mask
The Janitor Hat
(E) The Witch hat
The Eversion hat
(E) The Clockface
The Ghostly Sheet
The PP-Chef hat
The Fly-hat
The Flower-crown
The Lady's hat
(E) The Hiya-hat -s
(E) The Squirrel mask
The Hive hat +
The hood of Hestia
The White wig
The Guard helmet
(E) The Hiya-Gothic hat -s
The Quest hat
The Paper hat
The Nutcracker hat
(E) The Mouse hat
(E)The Mad Scientist hat
The Royal tiara
My first Goblins Fancomic 'Risks &Sideeffects':
http://www.acyn.net/RSE_main.html
The second fancomic 'Heimspiel' can be found here (as well as some other Goblins related fan-art):
http://s756.photobucket.com/albums/xx20 ... se_Comics/
!!!Heimspiel is back!!! At least for now.

And here you'll find the players progress map for the 'Let There Be Hats'-Forumgame:
http://i756.photobucket.com/albums/xx20 ... g_02-3.png
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby thatguy on Sat Nov 19, 2011 2:30 pm

Thatgoblin will equip the royal tiara and approach the knight "hello there good knight i am in need of assistance."
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby Quarg on Sat Nov 19, 2011 5:33 pm

Hey there is a whole village up ahead Joe!
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby Dlover on Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:46 pm

Forgets Things
Forgets equips the Nutcracker hat, draw both his swords, and ride Bob right and down, to end the war with the rodents. What do you mean there aren't any rodents at war with us? I clearly remember the rat king attacking, so there must be a rat queen and army.
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby m0rtimer on Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:22 am

SPOILERS:Rat noir.

:shifty:
ME JAM STICK IN STONE. ME CREATE LEVER.

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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby Dlover on Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:16 am

SPOILERS:That's not necessarily true. Though if there is, Forgets has so much anti-vermin gear it would just be a sad fight. Especially if Rat Noir was undead.
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby ThroughTheWell on Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:03 am

Shiny will try to go left, stepping through the blue portal and continuing left.
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby SharesLoot on Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:40 am

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Oh noes! Dear demon or angel, can you tell me what state I am in? I thought it was Ohio, but now that you mention it it feels more like Missouri!
Falls looks at the judge with a puzzled expression on his face.
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby BurnsBees on Sun Nov 20, 2011 7:49 pm

"Lets go to the ship."
Beware of the ducks with bombs. They know who you are and they are out to get you.
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby WorstCase on Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:34 pm

Sorry everybody, but RL came up. I am away for a few days. I should be back on friday.
My first Goblins Fancomic 'Risks &Sideeffects':
http://www.acyn.net/RSE_main.html
The second fancomic 'Heimspiel' can be found here (as well as some other Goblins related fan-art):
http://s756.photobucket.com/albums/xx20 ... se_Comics/
!!!Heimspiel is back!!! At least for now.

And here you'll find the players progress map for the 'Let There Be Hats'-Forumgame:
http://i756.photobucket.com/albums/xx20 ... g_02-3.png
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Re: Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

Postby SharesLoot on Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:28 pm

WorstCase wrote:Sorry everybody, but RL came up. I am away for a few days. I should be back on friday.

No worries, I hope everything is/will be alright. Cheers!
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