Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

[Quarg]

Canon will smile..."I would love to play your game demon. Unfortunately I already have a mission...which I need to continue on...unless those dice will get me out of hell somehow..."

Oh could someone go get the muiwara back in the hat inventory or the ghostly sheet please...cause it looks like I need to go back to that rope walk room...

[ThroughTheWell]

Oh could someone go get the muiwara back in the hat inventory or the ghostly sheet please...cause it looks like I need to go back to that rope walk room...

3rd try to say this: you need thatguy/thatgoblin to help.

[Quarg]

Oh could someone go get the muiwara back in the hat inventory or the ghostly sheet please...cause it looks like I need to go back to that rope walk room...

3rd try to say this: you need thatguy/thatgoblin to help.

One) Pointing fingers seldom helps...Two) Yes I realize thatguy is the most likely to be of any assistance on this...

[ThroughTheWell]

Oh could someone go get the muiwara back in the hat inventory or the ghostly sheet please...cause it looks like I need to go back to that rope walk room...

3rd try to say this: you need thatguy/thatgoblin to help.

One) Pointing fingers seldom helps...Two) Yes I realize thatguy is the most likely to be of any assistance on this...

Dude, what do you know about my motive? I did not say "that lousy guy THERE is the one". I tried to say, instead of broadcasting a plea to everyone, when most of them can't help and people tend to ignore non-direct appeals, target your request to the one person who could help in both halves of your request. And if you did not know who that was, here is who that is. So yes, pointing fingers does help if done without malice.

[BurnsBees]

....Sorry dudes, Spaz only helps out out of coincidence.

[SharesLoot]

I might miss an update or two after this one (for which I already posted), so please let Falls do as planned out before (read till he learns at least one useful spell, then explore the room and pick up anything useful). Thanks!

[WorstCase]

I still need an action for Shiny, I accept votes.

- And I'll continue with your plans for Falls, don't worry. that only 10% chance to learn a spell is probably gonna cost me another half dozend of scary movie cliches.

[BurnsBees]

Shiny should play with the disco globe.

[ThroughTheWell]

Shiney should examine the room, identify it's contents, and see if he can discover the purpose of the room.

[Dlover]

^Logic. This is good. Maybe a bit open ended, but if it works it saves a lot of time examining each individual thing.

[BurnsBees]

....What is this logic you are talking about?

[WorstCase]

Falls still continues reading...

Unfortunately yet again he gets distracted.
Falls learns that, when an immortal monster has abducted one of your friends, and you have exactly one amulet to repell said monster, you goddamn NOT split up the party to find them faster!!!

thatgoblin equips the flowercrown:
"Hello there Mr.Roo."

"Hello there Mr. Goblin ... but I'm a mouse."

Spaz answers:
"7 headed huge rat thing."

"I have not the slightest idea what you're talking about."
Master squirrel seems to be confused by the idea that a rat could have more than one head.
"Hey lets go back to that tree, it has that odd thing that can make you travel to pirates."
Almond and Spaz move towards the tree.

Since Almond is wearing the squirrel mask and carries Spaz they proceed 3 rooms this turn.

Forgets pokes the cheese, which turns out to be harmless (or at least not hungry) and collects all the hats.
Since he's currently not wearing any hat he decides to equip the first one he has picked up.

Which happens to be the mouse hat.
The treasure suddenly looks far more appealing...

Shiny takes a quick look at all the items in this room...
There is a really big map with a red dot on it. There is an inscription - which Shiny can't read - since she can't read (if the GM remembers correctly)
Another map is fastened to the wall. It shows some island with an X marking a spot.
On the shelves there are a compass, a bottle with a single feather inside, some red thread and ...

... some swirly grey globe thingy, which Shiny spends the rest of her turn playing with.

Canon responds with a smile:
"I would love to play your game demon. Unfortunately I already have a mission...which I need to continue on...unless those dice will get me out of hell somehow..."

"You know, they just might. Look up mortal, do you see that hole in the ceiling? It's the only way that leads back to the room of judgement. Play my game and I just might throw you out through that exit."


Hatventory:

The Mugiwara
The Beekeeper
The Donkey Mask
The Janitor Hat
(E) The Witch hat
The Eversion hat
The Clockface
The Ghostly Sheet
The PP-Chef hat
The Fly-hat
(E) The Flower-crown
The Lady's hat
(E) The Hiya-hat -s
(E) The Squirrel mask
The Hive hat +
The hood of Hestia
The White wig
The Guard helmet
(E) The Hiya-Gothic hat -s
The Quest hat
The Paper hat
The Nutcracker hat

(E) The Mouse hat - Changes the wearer into a mouse, which makes it so he can go virtually unnoticed through his small size. However, cannot climb anything and is a lot weaker then a goblin. Changes you back to your current default shape as soon as you take it off.

The crazy scientist hat - Wrench profiency. The ability to create little constructs/gadgets/equipment as long as you have the required tools. (if you do this to create a companion, you will only be able to create one because of the restriction. It can be used to create other things though, as long as you find yourself tools) The ability to yell SCIENCE!

The royal tiara - Whilst wearing this, people will act as if you were royalty. However, you aren't actually royalty. Can have one more familiar.

[ThroughTheWell]

I assume Shiny as a squirrel can't carry anything, and is limited to the 2 Hiya Hats? Shiny double moves right. Shiny uses ESP to ask a player to use the Hood of Hestia and jump through a portal or EER room.

Of course if the actual player post, their actions take precidence.

[thatguy]

thatgoblin will jump up on to the table kneel face to face with the 'mouse' and say in a harse whisper "you are.. are not a MOUSE!!" he will then leave the room and equip the crazy scientist hat and read the notes he has.

[Dlover]

Forgets Things
Forgets unequips the mouse hat, equips the mad scientist hat, picks up a slice of cheese, and yells "FOR SCIENCE!!" before taking a bite. If there are no adverse effects he shall lead Bob back into the bookcase room.
Realising Thatgoblin ninja'd the one hat Forgets was interested in, he shall simply unequip the mouse hat and lead Bob back to the bookcase room

Being influence by an upset deity which rules over a plane of existence which Forgets is fond of, he shall consume the cheese around the sword at the top of the pile and lift the blade. He can, of course, do this, because he has forgotten you need thumbs to lift things. If reality still refuses to bend to Forgets' lack of remembering it, he will simple lift the blade with either his tail or mouth.

[BurnsBees]

Spaz shouts "To the ship to the ship arrrg glar garr!"

[SharesLoot]

FallsDownTrees
Whether I will ever learn a spell, I dunno, but this is so very fun and informative! What's next?
He reads on.

[m0rtimer]

But- But you've got to draw the sword from the cheese! So many jokes and shenanigans, forever wasted...

[Dlover]

But- But you've got to draw the sword from the cheese! So many jokes and shenanigans, forever wasted...

Oh, fine.

[Quarg]

Alright...I don't think I currently have any other way to get out of here...Canon says to the demon
"So what are they playing?" He points to the two ghosts.


Thatguy would you please go and free the hats you left on the cat???? Please, I will give you a cookie...

[WorstCase]

Falls tries his best to find the spell in this spellbook...

But yet again he gets distracted...
Falls learns that, when some creepy old guy or old hag are telling a totally weird and spooky legend about the place you're just in - considerit a fact!

thatgoblin jumps up on to the table kneel face to face with the 'mouse' and says in a harse whisper:
"You are.. are not a MOUSE!!"

"Sure I am. I should know best after all, since I am a mouse."
He then leaves the hole to switch the Flower crown with the Mad Scientist hat ffor reading the research notes...

Unfortunately the research notes are currently a hat, which is currently not in the Hatventory.

Spaz and Almond climb up towards the treetop.
They manage another 3 rooms...

"Awwww! How totally cute! Hey you there! Would you trade your pet squirrel for my hat?" the tree demon seems exited.

Forgets digs into the cheese holding the mightý sword trapped...

Wow! This is delicious!
Forgets recovers some HP and is back at full health.
He thinks he could free the sword completely if he kept gnawing for another round, it looks mighty heavy and difficult to carry
(for a mouse of his size) though.

Shiny doublemoves to the right.

The stars are shining.
She asks over ESP:
"Anybody willing to give me a hand, to enter the Home-Sweet-Home room with the Hood of Hestia equipped via any portal or Edge-room-teleport?
I need berries from that place."

"Alright...I don't think I currently have any other way to get out of here..." Canon says to the demon
"So what are they playing?" He points to the two ghosts.

"Destiny & Demons of course. I just upgraded to the 5th edition. Take a seat and create a character, mortal."

(Please tell me what species and class you want to play, and the name of the character of course.)

Hatventory:

The Mugiwara
The Beekeeper
The Donkey Mask
The Janitor Hat
(E) The Witch hat
The Eversion hat
The Clockface
The Ghostly Sheet
The PP-Chef hat
The Fly-hat
The Flower-crown
The Lady's hat
(E) The Hiya-hat -s
(E) The Squirrel mask
The Hive hat +
The hood of Hestia
The White wig
The Guard helmet
(E) The Hiya-Gothic hat -s
The Quest hat
The Paper hat
The Nutcracker hat
(E) The Mouse hat
(E)The Mad Scientist hat
The Royal tiara

[SharesLoot]

FallsDownTrees
Frust(rating)! How long will this take? Let me try to speed things up!
Falls retrieves the clockface, sets it to 10x, puts it on and tries to continue reading at 10x speed.

[BurnsBees]

"I wanna say yes....but what does your hat do?"

[Donnigan]

You should totally pick something off of the map, like a Klingon GunKnight, or a Saiyan Dirtomancer.

[Dlover]

Forgets Things
"One of you two squirrel-goblins should come over here to get the stuff stuck in the cheese. Looks like a sword and armour for creatures about squirrel size."
Gnawing at the cheese!