Let There Be Hats -Forumgame-

[thatguy]

thatgoblin will equip the ghostly sheet and fly upwards to the next room.

[ThroughTheWell]

thatgoblin will equip the ghostly sheet and fly upwards to the next room.

IIRC, the ghostly sheet will let you phase through objects in the same room, and keep you from dieing by falling, but it did not provide enough lift to go up to the next room, nor could it phase through room walls. You may want to double check me or replan your actions.

There is a ladder one room west and you can always try to negotiate with other players for Hats that you think you might need.

[SharesLoot]

FallsDownTrees
Awesome. I now know never to stand in front of a mirror when I say "theonewhoisodd". I wonder how he's been doing since I was sucked into this portal. Probably still scary as hell.
Falls continues reading the grimoire, hoping to find more useful or interesting information.

In a hotel with free wifi cool. Can't guarantee access tomorrow, though.

Great update, by the way. Falls getting distracted from his actual plan by reading stuff really sounds a lot like me. Well done, Worst.

[Dlover]

Forgets Things
Forgets seems to have been forgotten. Surely during the time he was missing he has been in a mighty battle with the mutant rat, and he shall continue to be so this turn.

[WorstCase]

Falls continues reading.

Unfortunately yet again he gets distracted by a story.
He learns that apparently, when you are hunted by some maniacal serial killer and find a bunch of the following items: a shotgun, a holy handgranade, an axe and a banana, the correct modus operandi is to grab the banana and try to escape to the roof.

thatgoblin puts on the ghostly sheet and tries to float up...

Unfortunately the ghostly sheet can't help him with that.
He'll have to find another way to get up there.
The King has returned to his throne room.

"Hello Master Splinter," Shiny squeaks from Almond's shoulder.

"Oh please don't compare us, child. He teaches Turtle-justsu and gets all the fame and the movies.
Why are you back that soon and, why is a gnome calling me uncle... do I actually want to know?"
"Probably not, uncle."
"Ask him if there's a way we can turn to our normal form or squirrels." Spaz interrupts via goblin ESP.
"Berries. That's all we need. He already told me this Spaz. Didn't you hear?"
"No? But I've helped him before."
"You see, uncle, Spaz and me ... I'm your nephew Almond btw. ...had an unfortunate little accident with a button, that kinda magiced us into these shapes. ...Could you turn us back somehow... Spaz said he'd rather be a squirrel than a bug."
"Well I guess I owe Spaz one for the salty peanuts he brought last time. I can turn him into a squirrel, but not into a goblin.
If you find a way to restore his shape come back to me so I can remove the curse, before you apply it, though, else it probably wont work properly.
The other kid and me already have a deal, 7 more of those berries, and I'll lift your curse."

"...Uncle what about me?"
"You are my student! Shouldn't you be able to transform yourself at will?"
"Errrmm... no? You never taught me that trick."
"Fine, then I guess it's about time you learn it now. So go search for the scroll of the squirrel. This shall be your new quest. ...And try to shape up a bit while you're at it, I'm sure you were just goofing off, while you were away from my training."

Forgets stabs the last remaining head of the rat, and the vile beast is finally slain.

It drops a Nutcracker hat which Forgets claims and equips at once.
Finally the way ahead is clear...

Canon goes back to the room with the Demon GM...
"Excuse me are you the Famous Demon Game Master of Legend?"

"WHICH PUNY MORTAL DARES TO INTERRUPT... wait did you say famous?...
You... you ... heard of me?"

Hatventory:

The Mugiwara
The Beekeeper
The Donkey Mask
The Janitor Hat
(E) The Witch hat
The Eversion hat
(E) The Clockface
(E) The Ghostly Sheet
The PP-Chef hat
The Fly-hat
The Flower-crown
The Lady's hat
The Hiya-hat -s
The Squirrel mask
The Hive hat +
(E) The hood of Hestia
The White wig
The Guard helmet
(E) The Hiya-Gothic hat -s
The Quest hat
The Paper hat

(E) The Nutcracker hat - you can crack small objects like nuts with your teeth, it grants you Att +2 against rodents -that would just have been REALLY useful in the battle with the seven headed ratking...

[Quarg]

"There is a tale of a Demon GM who ran games in the Hatverse within my clan...or at least I remember a tale of the Demon GM...somehow I'm not sure if it was a tale of my clan or some other clan...Of course there was also a tale about killer cheese but I haven't seen that yet...and a large green goblin eating glob..."

Canon takes off the clock now that it is apparent he can't use it immediately...

[BurnsBees]

Spaz equips the hiya hat. "It was not unfortunate! And I prefered the flying rat form....I could have talked to him....I would have too. Where would this scroll be at? Also, almond, equip the squirrel mask, we have a demon to deal with. Ooh! Mister Squirrel you think I can learn from that scroll?"

[Dlover]

Forgets Things
Forgets will unequip the hat and move to the left. For ADVENTURE!

[SharesLoot]

FallsDownTrees
Huh? Right. Take the banana. Someone is messing with me. Am I supposed to scream as well? Come on. No, I would take the axe, split open the banana, eat it, and wait for the killer. Then I would pull the pin on the holy hand grenade and shove it up the guy's heini. Then I'd yell "fire in the hole" and hide behind the sofa.
Falls continues reading the grimoire, hoping to find more useful or interesting information. Okay, let's see if I can find something really useful here. A banana! Sheesh.

[WorstCase]

Waiting for thatgoblin and Shiny again.

[thatguy]

thatgoblin will enter the large hole.

[WorstCase]

No word from Psychotic for two days. I'll accept votes for Shiny's actions.
I'll start working on the update. Not sure whether I can finish it today, though.

[BurnsBees]

...I say she should tap dance on the master squirrel's head.

[Quarg]

I say rather than annoy the powerful master of squirrel-Fu Shiny should go up a room....

[ThroughTheWell]

Shiney go left to the unexplored room.

[BurnsBees]

Shiney go left to the unexplored room.

Exploring? Bollocks :p

[Quarg]

Shiney go left to the unexplored room.

I agree with this...hadn't realized to the left was unexplored still...

[WorstCase]

Falls continues reading...

He get's distracted... Falls learns that when you're timetravelling into the past you shouldn't forget to bring your shotgun along.

thatgoblin enters the big mousehole...

Big holes = big mice.
This one even comes with a bag on it's belly.

Almond equips the Squirrelmask and Spaz puts on the Hiya-hat.
"It was not an unfortunate button! And I would have prefered the flying rat form....
I could have talked to the ratking that way....I would have, too.
Where would this scroll be at? Ooh! Mister Squirrel you think I can learn from that scroll?"

"Well I can only turn you into a squirrel and back, that's all the options. What's that about a ratking?
The scroll was long ago stolen by pirates. Maybe they still have it.
If you find it you can try to learn the secret technik but I'm not sure you'll succeed since you have no Squirrel-Fu training."

Forgets has found the treasury!

Gold! Gold!
...
...
Eh? Wait! Money isn't supposed to stink!
...
...
...
Oh it's all cheese!

After lot's of thinking and rethinking Shiny enters the room to the left...


Canon removes the clockface and continues his chat with the demon:
"There is a tale of a Demon GM who ran games in the Hatverse within my clan...or at least I remember a tale of the Demon GM...somehow I'm not sure if it was a tale of my clan or some other clan...Of course there was also a tale about killer cheese but I haven't seen that yet...and a large green goblin eating glob..."

"Oh yes! Those were good times! Until the universe suddenly blew up. Then two crazy gods took over my game and everything went down the drain after that.
I'm just trying to restart from scratch, but I actually lack a third...
AHEM!
MORTAL I DEMAND YOU TO TAKE A SHEET AND CREATE A CHARACTER!
THE GAME IS ABOUT TO START"

Hatventory:

The Mugiwara
The Beekeeper
The Donkey Mask
The Janitor Hat
(E) The Witch hat
The Eversion hat
The Clockface
(E) The Ghostly Sheet
The PP-Chef hat
The Fly-hat
The Flower-crown
The Lady's hat
(E) The Hiya-hat -s
(E) The Squirrel mask
The Hive hat +
The hood of Hestia
The White wig
The Guard helmet
(E) The Hiya-Gothic hat -s
The Quest hat
The Paper hat
The Nutcracker hat

[Dlover]

Forgets Things
...Cheese? nonsense, it must be a slime! Forgets shall prod the slime with his sword for a bit, and if it doesn't eat his sword he'll collect the two hats near the bottom. If he can reach the crown without the pile of cheese tumbling down he shall take that too.

Of course, taking one shall cause a cascade of the cheese falling anyway, but eh, who cares?

[SharesLoot]

FallsDownTrees
Darn my inability to focus! I am wearing the witches hat, right? Ah, good. Well, without lice no price (purposefullly wrong translation of a German proverb)
Falls continues reading the grimoire, hoping to find more useful or interesting information. Okay, let's see if I can find something really useful here. Maybe a way to summon that shotgun. I hope it shoots marshmallows. An auto-reloading MG (marshmallow gun) - that would be all kinds of awesome! We'll see!

[m0rtimer]

Worst, I don't know what exactly happened, maybe it was done on purpose... But one of the hats isn't properly visible, so the original room below:

Also, I told you would regret not going to that giant mouse Dlover!

I told you!

[Dlover]

I told you would regret not going to that giant mouse Dlover!

I told you!

I regret nothing! Except maybe being awake at midnight reading comics, but hey, it's Friday.

[BurnsBees]

"7 headed huge rat thing. Hey lets go back to that tree, it has that odd thing that can make you travel to pirates."

[WorstCase]

Worst, I don't know what exactly happened, maybe it was done on purpose... But one of the hats isn't properly visible...

No, thanks for telling me, was a coloring mistake. I corrected it. Just reload to see the right picture.

[thatguy]

thatgoblin will equip the flower crown and say "hello there Mr.roo."