King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby SilverMK2 on Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:46 am

Stops the hill at customs and deems it an illegal good, confiscating it from Dlover and taking it to a secure impound location.

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Dlover on Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:31 am

I crush customs with the hill and continue on my way.

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Theonewhoisodd on Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:18 am

SPOILERS:Everyone knows we are talking about a hill of cocaine at this point right?

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If the above spoiler annoyed your read this one:
SPOILERS:Just kidding, sheesh....


I seduce Dlover and using knowledge passed over from a past life get past his defenses. I then build a love hall for just me and him on

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Round 17 killer as Seth Bainwraith, fought off a lynch mob for 4 rounds until I purposely killed myself with a Trowel to complete the storyline of my kills.
Round 19 killer as Lesser Finger Horror, died in the first round but took the Ex-God SeeAMoose with me thanks to the Kaboomerang. (Thanks Warlock)
Round 31 killer as Forgath, died first round thanks to Vigilante justice...
Round 32 detective, found both killers fairly quickly.
Round 36 killer as FRGU, got hit with a computer error and thoroughly lynched.
Round 37 killer as Overlord, killed everyone and they didn't come back to life.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby SilverMK2 on Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:25 am

... 9 months later SilverMK2 (and the MK2 is appropriate at this point :D) is born on the hill.

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*throws toys out of his hill whenever someone tries to take it from him*
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Theonewhoisodd on Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:28 am

Mother Odd is allowed on Silver's hill because he is her mother. I spank silver for being a naughty little boy and send him to his room. I then move back onto the hill with Dlover.

Me and Dlover's hill
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Very first Bloodhound in Thuntworld Serial Killers.
Round 17 killer as Seth Bainwraith, fought off a lynch mob for 4 rounds until I purposely killed myself with a Trowel to complete the storyline of my kills.
Round 19 killer as Lesser Finger Horror, died in the first round but took the Ex-God SeeAMoose with me thanks to the Kaboomerang. (Thanks Warlock)
Round 31 killer as Forgath, died first round thanks to Vigilante justice...
Round 32 detective, found both killers fairly quickly.
Round 36 killer as FRGU, got hit with a computer error and thoroughly lynched.
Round 37 killer as Overlord, killed everyone and they didn't come back to life.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby SilverMK2 on Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:33 am

Many years pass and I grow up big and strong (after eating my veggies). Dlover and Odd grow old and their minds start failing so I kindly put them into a home and take over the hill while they are looked after by care home staff.

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Theonewhoisodd on Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:38 am

I break out and go on a killing spree that ends the loves of one hundred and fifteen people. I am rewarded the hill as a prize.

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Very first Bloodhound in Thuntworld Serial Killers.
Round 17 killer as Seth Bainwraith, fought off a lynch mob for 4 rounds until I purposely killed myself with a Trowel to complete the storyline of my kills.
Round 19 killer as Lesser Finger Horror, died in the first round but took the Ex-God SeeAMoose with me thanks to the Kaboomerang. (Thanks Warlock)
Round 31 killer as Forgath, died first round thanks to Vigilante justice...
Round 32 detective, found both killers fairly quickly.
Round 36 killer as FRGU, got hit with a computer error and thoroughly lynched.
Round 37 killer as Overlord, killed everyone and they didn't come back to life.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby SilverMK2 on Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:54 am

Has you rounded up by the police and detained in the deepest darkest cells. This is not hard as your advanced age and slipping mental abilities allow the police to lure you out with the promise of free bus travel and 10% off at B&Q on a Wednesday.

I move back in and take over the hill.

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Dusk9 on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:01 am

The 150 people whose 'loves' were ended by Odd pull themselves out of their depressions and decide that enough is enough. They form an angry mob (with pitchforks and torches), chase away the whole family (Silver, Odd and Dlover) and put the Hill-house up for auction. I buy it and have my cyborg-chimps (yes, they are still here) set up and activate defences so advanced that it would more time then there has or every will be to describe their intricate details.

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby SilverMK2 on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:08 am

Luckily one of my friends in the computing industry which supplied the master control interface for your defences installed a back door access and gave me the codes. I input the details and permanantly deactivate all your defences (even the monkeys) and then throw you off the hill and claim it back as mine.

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby m0rtimer on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:11 am

I defeat all your own defences with a shovel.

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Dusk9 on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:14 am

What monkeys? If you're talking about the chimps, they were just sleeping off a banana-feast, since they were never connected to the main system. After they wake up and find you in their home, they carry you to the top of mount everest and kick you off in retaliation. Meanwhile, I climb back up and reclaim

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EDIT: Chimps are shovel-proof. Obviously.

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Dusk ~ Lvl 2 Wraith Rogue ~ Exp: 2/3 ~ Atk: 2 ~ DEX: 1/4 ~ CON 6 ~ HP: 2/8
Skills: Stealth (1DEX/turn); Sneak Attack; Detect Trap (1DEX, R2)
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Dlover on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:15 am

I come out of the coma during which I was seduced by Odd, fathered Silver, and chased off by a horde of angry farmers without actually moving an inch. I shoo your chimps away and reclaim

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby SilverMK2 on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:29 am

I move that we ban the chimps from ever appearing in this game again...
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Dlover on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:31 am

I follow the movement.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Dusk9 on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:32 am

Request denied.

Who by, you ask?

The Primate Pantheon, obviously :D
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Traits: Automatic Combat Rage; Jekyll and Hyde
Tower Game
Dusk ~ Lvl 2 Wraith Rogue ~ Exp: 2/3 ~ Atk: 2 ~ DEX: 1/4 ~ CON 6 ~ HP: 2/8
Skills: Stealth (1DEX/turn); Sneak Attack; Detect Trap (1DEX, R2)
Lair of the Mountain King
Eaten-By-Rabbits ~ HP: 3/5 ~ Atk: 1 ~ Def: 1
Capture the Flag (CTF) ~ on hiatus
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Theonewhoisodd on Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:05 am

I once again seduce Dlover as even in my advanced age I still have looks that kill.

Me and Dlover's hill
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Come lurk my game called The Forsaken.

Very first Bloodhound in Thuntworld Serial Killers.
Round 17 killer as Seth Bainwraith, fought off a lynch mob for 4 rounds until I purposely killed myself with a Trowel to complete the storyline of my kills.
Round 19 killer as Lesser Finger Horror, died in the first round but took the Ex-God SeeAMoose with me thanks to the Kaboomerang. (Thanks Warlock)
Round 31 killer as Forgath, died first round thanks to Vigilante justice...
Round 32 detective, found both killers fairly quickly.
Round 36 killer as FRGU, got hit with a computer error and thoroughly lynched.
Round 37 killer as Overlord, killed everyone and they didn't come back to life.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Dlover on Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:06 am

Didn't you hear? The primate pantheon was abolished two months ago. By who? Me. I killed them all.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby SilverMK2 on Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:16 am

Odd's looks kill Dlover and Odd is sent down for murder. I move into the hill and take it as my own.

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Theonewhoisodd on Fri Oct 21, 2011 5:37 am

I escape jail and track down my hill and snort it... oh wait not coke...

I escape jail and push you down

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Extra-Dimensional shape-shifter with an affinity for confusion and mischief. Also I am a maniac...

Come lurk my game called The Forsaken.

Very first Bloodhound in Thuntworld Serial Killers.
Round 17 killer as Seth Bainwraith, fought off a lynch mob for 4 rounds until I purposely killed myself with a Trowel to complete the storyline of my kills.
Round 19 killer as Lesser Finger Horror, died in the first round but took the Ex-God SeeAMoose with me thanks to the Kaboomerang. (Thanks Warlock)
Round 31 killer as Forgath, died first round thanks to Vigilante justice...
Round 32 detective, found both killers fairly quickly.
Round 36 killer as FRGU, got hit with a computer error and thoroughly lynched.
Round 37 killer as Overlord, killed everyone and they didn't come back to life.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby SilverMK2 on Fri Oct 21, 2011 5:44 am

I skin my knee and your maternal instincts kick in and you carry me back up to the top of the hill.

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Theonewhoisodd on Fri Oct 21, 2011 5:58 am

I shoot you in the face and dumb your body down a well.

My hill
Extra-Dimensional shape-shifter with an affinity for confusion and mischief. Also I am a maniac...

Come lurk my game called The Forsaken.

Very first Bloodhound in Thuntworld Serial Killers.
Round 17 killer as Seth Bainwraith, fought off a lynch mob for 4 rounds until I purposely killed myself with a Trowel to complete the storyline of my kills.
Round 19 killer as Lesser Finger Horror, died in the first round but took the Ex-God SeeAMoose with me thanks to the Kaboomerang. (Thanks Warlock)
Round 31 killer as Forgath, died first round thanks to Vigilante justice...
Round 32 detective, found both killers fairly quickly.
Round 36 killer as FRGU, got hit with a computer error and thoroughly lynched.
Round 37 killer as Overlord, killed everyone and they didn't come back to life.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby SilverMK2 on Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:05 am

My rotting corpse poisons the water which in turn kills you when you drink from the tap.

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Theonewhoisodd on Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:10 am

We are both dead but Dlover isn't so.

Dlover's hill
Extra-Dimensional shape-shifter with an affinity for confusion and mischief. Also I am a maniac...

Come lurk my game called The Forsaken.

Very first Bloodhound in Thuntworld Serial Killers.
Round 17 killer as Seth Bainwraith, fought off a lynch mob for 4 rounds until I purposely killed myself with a Trowel to complete the storyline of my kills.
Round 19 killer as Lesser Finger Horror, died in the first round but took the Ex-God SeeAMoose with me thanks to the Kaboomerang. (Thanks Warlock)
Round 31 killer as Forgath, died first round thanks to Vigilante justice...
Round 32 detective, found both killers fairly quickly.
Round 36 killer as FRGU, got hit with a computer error and thoroughly lynched.
Round 37 killer as Overlord, killed everyone and they didn't come back to life.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby m0rtimer on Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:11 am

Hey! I'm still alive!

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