King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

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King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby michael7050 on Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:24 pm

I AM BORED......

So I'm starting this.

King of the Hill is eternally famed in Tribal Wars, but for those of you who don't know how to play it....

I have a hill.

It is MY HILL.

You have to take it away from me, using whatever you want.

Try to start small though, ok? I like to keep the giant mountain on mars with a death star orbiting above it 'till about page 15.

So...Here we go!


I have the hill.

MY HILL.

with a neat little flag on it too!
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Donnigan on Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:28 pm

I sock you in the face and break your flag.

I then install a reinforced flagpole embedded in concrete.

This is MY Hill.
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Postby Hrothkael on Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:48 pm

I offer gold and riches to buy out your hill. Then as you walk away with the heavy burden that is your riches I impale you on your old flag and dye its colour to that of your blood.

My Hill :)
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Postby harmsc12 on Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:57 pm

I shoot you down with a minigun. I then put my own flag up and place ten turrets at the perimeter.

This is MY hill.
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Postby Ageisia on Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:12 am

I dig a pit, cover it with weak sticks and carefully balance a plate of cookies on top. The smell of chocolate-chip deliciousness lures you away from your defenses, and claim the hill for my own and switch the flag.

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Postby PatheticSheep on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:03 am

I take your cookie dough covered spatula and paddle you with it.

This is my hill.
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Postby Naranth on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:16 am

I see you have wasted perfectly good cookie dough by paddling someone with it, and kill you for it. I take the hill as an afterthought, wishing i had some cookie dough.

My hill now
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Postby LooksAndSmiles on Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:32 am

I do not care about cookies, but i do about this hill. I kill you with classic deadly english humour.

This is BENNY HILL, now.

(Sorry, i could not resist)
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Postby knucklekraken on Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:44 am

Me: I claim this land for England!

LooksAndSmiles: But we LIVE here!

Me: Do you have a flag?

LAS: What? What's a flag?

Me: Sorry, no flag, no hill. Those are the rules I've just made up. I'm backing them up with this gun I've borrowed from the National Rifle Association.

This hill is MINE.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby harmsc12 on Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:27 am

I finish off my cookies while building a pipe bomb. I set it off on the hill, build three walls, set up twenty minigun turrets, install a bomb shelter, post my own flag, and plug my nose.

This. Is. My. Hill.
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Postby BurnsBees on Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:55 am

Meh, while you are building your bomb shelter, I have an army slaughter the people manning the torrents. I then proceed and start building a mountain, with torrents in the holes of the mountain, covered up so that you cannot get a clear shot on them. I then make a makeshift flag.


This is my mountain.
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Postby Wolfie21384 on Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:00 am

i hire a group of nearby dwarves to mine the mountain.. and bring it down around your ears. I get all the spoils from within the mountain, everything I could filch beforehand, and I place a shiny new flag on top of the resulting pile.

This is my rubble hill.
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Postby harmsc12 on Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:22 am

I drop a nuke on your head.

This is my radioactive crater.
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Postby Donnigan on Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:25 am

I get a Squad of Spartan III's to air drop in and murder you. I then make a hill out of Ceracrete, place mines all along the approaches and hire several of the Spartan III's to help me protect it.

MY HILL!
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Postby harmsc12 on Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:29 am

I phaser the area to death with my starship and then carve out a fortress. I then program the ship to drop photon torpedoes on anyone who approaches. Now finished, I beam down into my spiffy new hill.

My hill, bro.
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Postby LooksAndSmiles on Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:32 am

I use arcane magic and switch the air with ground, so the hill becomes a crater again. This takes out too much energy, but i still can say with hard breathing:

This. Is. My. Hill. Erm, Crater. Whatever.
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Postby Wolfie21384 on Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:38 am

I use Arcane magic to switch back earth and air, leaving Looks buried in a very large hole underground.

My hill...

Again.
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Postby ThroughTheWell on Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:40 am

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king, and THIS is my hill. Kneel before your soverign! ;)
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Postby harmsc12 on Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:41 am

I drop an asteroid on the hill.

This is my...erm...dust cloud...
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Postby Donnigan on Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:42 am

I go up to Harmsc and offer him a very attractive loan package so that he can improve on him new hill. After he accepts I let him make it better for a few years, then I come to collect, giving him the most impossible way to pay me off ever. Mold and Honey. I then take the Hill as he is forced to sell everything and eventually joins a circus in desperation, where he dies after being shot out of a cannon without a helmet.

Arrr! My Hill!
Last edited by Donnigan on Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:45 am, edited 2 times in total.
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Hit Points: 6/6(+5 goblin, +1 tough)
Attack: 6???(+1 Goblin, +1 Training, +4 Battleaxe, +??? Cold???) (9??? if Raging)
Defence: 8(+1 Goblin, +1 Tough, +3 Kite Shield, +3 Studded Leather)(7 if Raging)(9 or 8 if Wearing Iron Mask, unlikely)
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Postby harmsc12 on Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:44 am

Donnigan wrote:I go up to Harmsc and offer him a very attractive loan package so that he can improve on her new hill. After he accepts I let her make it better for a few years, then I come to collect, giving him the most impossible way to pay me off ever. Mold and Honey. I then take the Hill as he is forced to sell everything and eventually joins a circus in desperation, where he dies after being shot out of a cannon without a helmet.

Arrr! My Hill!

I'm not a her, idiot. lrn2pronoun. Also, my ghost materializes a new body and scares you to death. My hill.
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Postby ThroughTheWell on Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:47 am

For failure to respond with the proper Monty Python quote, I revoke your geek status and reclaim these electonic bits of nothing called a hill.
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Postby Donnigan on Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:49 am

I smack ThroughTheWell over the head, killing him instantly. I was not a Monty Python Quote, It was a Guybrush Threepwood paraphrase.

Mah Heeeel!!

Edit: To Harmsc, That post was meant for Wolfie, but people kept posting so I was rushed.
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Postby Wolfie21384 on Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:50 am

ThroughTheWell wrote:For failure to respond with the proper Monty Python quote, I revoke your geek status and reclaim these electonic bits of nothing called a hill.


A laden swallow carrying a coconut with the inscription "Deed to: My Hill by order of the Knights who say Ni" flies by and drops said coconut upon the head of the ghost and all others standing in the immediate vicinity (it's a big coconut).

My hill.
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Postby OddBird on Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:59 am

I stroll up to you and extol to you the wonders of Propane, and how it will solve your every need in life. My lecture continues for nearly half an hour until, ears bleeding and eyes lolling back in their sockets, you fall from the hill.

This is Hank Hill.
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