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The Captain

Postby Lord_baztard on Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:04 pm

The Captains shit eating grin in these pages? Fucking LOVE IT.

Hang on. His name is Smith Lock? That Poor, Poor bastard.
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Re: The Captain

Postby Bruce Bergman on Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:25 am

And the Captain happily mentions to Bob that Alik Federov has his ass in a crack in a bad way, and is trying to bluster rather than nicely ask for help. Especially since Bob just saved the whole darned nation-ship, and the Captain is most likely grateful for that.

If Federov was asking honestly for help, the first bargaining chip would be to get Bob some eyes that look like natural eyes. It's not a big thing. But you get that contract in blood, and they leave a f-ing huge security deposit till they follow through. Like a battleship - though they are hard to pawn.
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Re: The Captain

Postby Lord_baztard on Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:18 am

Ah, the old "I'll NEVER work for you" *Offer you can't refuse* "Oh fuck... that sounds aaawesome. Damnit. I'll regret it but I want the shiny thing"

This won't end well. Actually I think I know where this is going... maybe.
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Re: The Captain

Postby Alan Foreman on Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:35 pm

Lord_baztard wrote:The Captains shit eating grin in these pages? Fucking LOVE IT.

Hang on. His name is Smith Lock? That Poor, Poor bastard.


Huh? His name is Edward Lock... oooopsy. *Quickly fixes before anyone notices*
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