Ah, the old "I'll NEVER work for you" *Offer you can't refuse* "Oh fuck... that sounds aaawesome. Damnit. I'll regret it but I want the shiny thing"
This won't end well. Actually I think I know where this is going... maybe.
"I'm walking backwards for christmas! Walking backwards for christmas because another song my mother used to sing to me, when she tucked me in when I was Ninety-Threeeeeeee"
"And if you like that rubbish here's a nuke that can kill cockroaches and lawyers!"