Three things about the one for the 22nd:
1. Can't say I blame him
2. Disaster averted by a child giving the homicidal AI a present, how much more [insert holiday here]-y can you get?
3. Whoever said Trisha had more processing power than the Oracle was full of it. Though on the other hand I suppose if you thought hundreds of times faster than the average human you would seem to have a short attention span too.