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Postby Alan Foreman on Wed May 24, 2000 2:35 am

Er, fredirc, all I can say is WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING AND CAN I HAVE SOME?<P>Oh BTW Terrence Marks will be the first to admit he draws like a spaz and needs others to do it for him so how can HE lead the "TTAT"?<P>------------------
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Postby fredirc on Wed May 24, 2000 3:43 am

At the dawn of cartoon time, TGBBG(The Great Big Boss Guy) appointed five hundred TTAT(Totally Terrific Artsy Type)'s to create the worlds of humor and imagination. And these TTAT's did their job magnificently. The worlds they created were vibrant and alive with feeling, passion, and spectacular beauty. And these worlds were good, and TGBBG was happy and entertained.
However, not all were happy with these new worlds. These were the HACC(Horrid Artist and Crappy Clown)'s, and they did much to piss off TGBBG, and make general asses of themselves. TGBBG became sad that the HACC's could not enjoy beauty and joy like his other subjects, so he cast them from his sight and banished them from the wonderful worlds of the TTAT's.
Howling in rejection and scorn, the HACC's fled into the darker regions of existence, spawning works of great misery, debauchery, vulgarity, and deformity.
From amongst these retched HACC's rose a leader. This HACC was so powerfully miserable, debased, vulgar, and deformed that the other HACC's looked unto him as their savior and leader. And his name was <A HREF="http://livingingrey.homestead.com/livingingrey.html">Dave Kelly</A>.
And HACC <A HREF="http://livingingrey.homestead.com/livingingrey.html">Dave Kelly</A> was a great ruler, and lead his fold of craven miscreants unto the gates of TGBBG's palace itself, demanding entrance and recognition. But TGBBG refused, and so a war broke out between the TTAT's and the HACC's, and many fell on both sides, and there was much pain and death. Even TGBBG himself fell in the fight, suffering a mortal wound from the hands of <A HREF="http://livingingrey.homestead.com/livingingrey.html">Dave Kelly</A>. Yet, as he died, TGBBG struck down his adversary, leaving the HACC's in bloody disarray and without a leader. The TTAT's, though grievously sorrowed by the loss of their leader, rallied behind the banner of TTAT <A HREF="http://www.unlikeminerva.com/">Terrence Marks</A>, and drove the foul HACC's out of their worlds.
Now, the TTAT's were in mourning, as their leader was dead. So they appointed TTAT<A HREF="http://www.unlikeminerva.com/">Terrence Marks</A> as their new ruling lord. Yet <A HREF="http://www.unlikeminerva.com/">Terrence Marks</A> was not a selfish lord, and so he shared his throne with TTAT <A HREF="http://www.nukees.com/">Darren Bleuel</A> and TTAT <A HREF="http://www.superosity.com/">Chris Crosby</A>. And all were then happy.<P>Meanwhile, the HACC's were also in mourning, even though their lord, HACC <A HREF="http://livingingrey.homestead.com/livingingrey.html">Dave Kelly</A> was not dead, he was wounded beyond their capacity to heal. And many HACC's rose up to greedily vie for the throne. Among them were HACC <A HREF="http://www.justanothervice.com/">Roger Sims</A>, HACC <A HREF="http://www.everythingjake.com/">Mike Rosenzweig</A>, HACC's <A HREF="http://www.lookwhatibroughthome.com/">Scott & Amanda Kuehner</A>, HACC <A HREF="http://www.roadwaffles.com/">Eight</A>, and HACC <A HREF="http://www.mrchuckshow.com/">John Myers</A>. And these HACC's waged great wars against each other in vain attempts to gain the throne. Then, the great leader, HACC <A HREF="http://livingingrey.homestead.com/livingingrey.html">Dave Kelly</A>, rose up from his death bed and said, "Fuck Y'all!!!" Then he died.
So the prospective tyrants warred on, with no end in sight. It was during one of these seemingly endless battles that a stranger walked calmly onto the battlefield, amidst the carnage and corpses. This stranger looked upon the warring hordes, seeing that all of the petty tyrants were locked in a deadly struggle. The stranger shook his head, turned around, bent over, and stuck his head up his own ass. The fighting stopped. The armies and their leaders were awed. They had never seen such an act. It was truly the greatest HACC move ever done. Jealous, the prospective leaders called upon their troops to kill the stranger, but their men refused, awed as they were. Furious, the tyrants charged the stranger themselves, bent upon slaying the precocious stranger. As they drew near to him, moving to strike him down, the stranger farted, killing the pretenders instantly.
It was thus that HACC <A HREF="http://www.poisonedminds.com/">Alan Foreman</A> gained the throne and became the undisputed leader of the HACC's. And he united them, and renewed the war with <A HREF="http://www.unlikeminerva.com/">Terrence Marks</A> and the TTAT's. And so it has been since then.
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Postby Chris Crosby on Wed May 24, 2000 5:14 am

I'm happy that my name was mentioned, but I'm confused about everything else.<P>------------------
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Postby zodo on Wed May 24, 2000 6:03 am

So, today is a "Let's not take our medication" day?<P>-Zodo
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Postby Dave Kelly on Wed May 24, 2000 6:18 am

Sweet holy mother of SHIT! What the hell was THAT, man?!!
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Postby Dave Kelly on Wed May 24, 2000 6:18 am

I noticed my name too...<P>...That's about it.
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Postby MarkGhostz on Wed May 24, 2000 6:19 am

I noticed my name wasn't in it. What the fuck is up with that?<P>------------------
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Postby Shade on Wed May 24, 2000 6:45 am

oh my GAWD it's Dave! Do you know what this means??
That his corpse managed to type up a message to us! wow.. can I have your authograph Dave?<P>------------------
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Postby Beanhead on Wed May 24, 2000 7:27 am

It made perfect sense to me. Although I think that he's calling Dave Kelley and Alan Foreman hacks... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif">
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Postby fredirc on Wed May 24, 2000 7:45 am

Hey, at least Beanhead got it:-) What's wrong with the rest of ya?:-P<P>------------------
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Postby fredirc on Wed May 24, 2000 7:48 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
Oh BTW Terrence Marks will be the first to admit he draws like a spaz and needs others to do it for him so how can HE lead the "TTAT"?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Drawing isn't the only way to be artistic. Gah. when will people stop thinking that visual art is all that there is to art!?!<P>
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Postby fredirc on Wed May 24, 2000 7:51 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MarkGhostz:
<B>I noticed my name wasn't in it. What the fuck is up with that?
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>You are right. That was a grievous error on my part. I'll be sure to include you among the HACC's in a future chapter.<P>------------------
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Postby Shade on Wed May 24, 2000 9:56 am

future chapter?<P>I dont know about you, but I'm scared now.
Can I be one of the AHOLES? (Abandoned Hungry Overrated Lifeless Ex-Stupidcomicer)
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Postby Alan Foreman on Thu May 25, 2000 1:40 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Drawing isn't the only way to be artistic. Gah. when will people stop thinking that visual art is all that there is to art!?!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Looking at your strip you <B>would</B> say that woundn't you. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/tongue.gif"><P>------------------
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Postby fredirc on Thu May 25, 2000 2:32 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dave Kelly:
<B>Okay... I know this guy is calling me a hack. I want to know why. What did I ever do to him? It really hurts my feelings and does nothing for my pride... not that I ever had any to begin with. And you guys wonder why I wanna' kill myself.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>"Calm down, have some dip." George Carlin<P>It's a little something called a joke:-) Lighten up and get a sense of humor. Or rent one for a day(then fuck it's brains out)<P><P>------------------
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Postby fredirc on Thu May 25, 2000 2:35 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Alan Foreman:
<B> Looking at your strip you would</B> say that woundn't you. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/tongue.gif">
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Yes. Yes I would:-)
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Postby fredirc on Thu May 25, 2000 2:42 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shade:
<B>future chapter?<P>I dont know about you, but I'm scared now.
Can I be one of the AHOLES? (Abandoned Hungry Overrated Lifeless Ex-Stupidcomicer)<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Sure. though I think you would make a better MACDADDI(Mischeveous, Ambitiously Creepy, Deranged, And Dangrously Devilish Imp)
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Postby Dave Kelly on Thu May 25, 2000 9:21 am

Okay... I know this guy is calling me a hack. I want to know why. What did I ever do to him? It really hurts my feelings and does nothing for my pride... not that I ever had any to begin with. And you guys wonder why I wanna' kill myself.
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