On a completely unrelated note "Dicks & Dames" would have worked quite nicely.
It is the internet after all.
*Waves at the cartoonist*
And, Thaklaar, you forgot that Teddy also wrestled elephants and pulled out their tusks with his bare hands...and made office chairs from them.
I'd also like to think that Trout is ecstatic to see me once again rear my fantastic ego..er, head, but I know full well better.
However, it does mean I'm reading...and yeah, I took the survey.