Teddy

[Thaklaar]

But, but Amanda! Teddy Roosevelt was made of awesome! He was shot in the chest at a rally, laughed it off and gave a half hour speech. He defeated the Spanish single-handedly and wrestled bears for fun. He's the only man ninjas and pirates both respect. He constructed a time machine, came to the present, and beat Chuck Norris so hard Chuck couldn't do a proper roundhouse kick for a month and a half. How can she be anti-Teddy?

[John T]

She's not ANTI-Teddy. She's just frightened of him - as you've clearly demonstrated, he was actually a pretty scary (if not AWESOME) dude.

[Starlock]

On a completely unrelated note "Dicks & Dames" would have worked quite nicely.
It is the internet after all.

*Waves at the cartoonist*

And, Thaklaar, you forgot that Teddy also wrestled elephants and pulled out their tusks with his bare hands...and made office chairs from them.

I'd also like to think that Trout is ecstatic to see me once again rear my fantastic ego..er, head, but I know full well better.
However, it does mean I'm reading...and yeah, I took the survey.

[John T]

GREAT, Starlock. You show up and I have to end Sporkman. WAY TO GO.

[Starlock]

That's me, harbinger of doom.

At the risk of shocking some to death, I don't read, and never have read Sporkman.

I'm a Flint fan.

[John T]

And I stopped doing Sporkman because it had such low readership numbers. See? It WAS all your fault!

[Starlock]

Well...I really hadn't killed anything all year.

I was due.