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Teddy

Postby Thaklaar on Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:53 pm

But, but Amanda! Teddy Roosevelt was made of awesome! He was shot in the chest at a rally, laughed it off and gave a half hour speech. He defeated the Spanish single-handedly and wrestled bears for fun. He's the only man ninjas and pirates both respect. He constructed a time machine, came to the present, and beat Chuck Norris so hard Chuck couldn't do a proper roundhouse kick for a month and a half. How can she be anti-Teddy?
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Re: Teddy

Postby John T on Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:34 am

She's not ANTI-Teddy. She's just frightened of him - as you've clearly demonstrated, he was actually a pretty scary (if not AWESOME) dude.
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Re: Teddy

Postby Starlock on Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:47 pm

On a completely unrelated note "Dicks & Dames" would have worked quite nicely.
It is the internet after all.

*Waves at the cartoonist*

And, Thaklaar, you forgot that Teddy also wrestled elephants and pulled out their tusks with his bare hands...and made office chairs from them.

I'd also like to think that Trout is ecstatic to see me once again rear my fantastic ego..er, head, but I know full well better.
However, it does mean I'm reading...and yeah, I took the survey. 8)
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Re: Teddy

Postby John T on Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:14 am

GREAT, Starlock. You show up and I have to end Sporkman. WAY TO GO. ;)
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Re: Teddy

Postby Starlock on Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:13 pm

That's me, harbinger of doom.

At the risk of shocking some to death, I don't read, and never have read Sporkman.

I'm a Flint fan. 8)
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Re: Teddy

Postby John T on Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:18 pm

And I stopped doing Sporkman because it had such low readership numbers. See? It WAS all your fault!
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Re: Teddy

Postby Starlock on Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:33 pm

Well...I really hadn't killed anything all year.

I was due. 8)
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