Hey there, you few forum users!
As noted on the front page, I have a new book out. Velan the Reticent is the first of at least five parody novellas poking fun at the Robert E. Howard Conan stories.
Buy it! Electronic format is the staggeringly affordable price of $3.99, the hardcopy is $8.35 plus shipping and stuff.
Hit that link! Download the preview chapters! Laugh! Buy the book! Laugh harder! LAUGH, DAMN YOU! LAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!