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Postby bloodeye on Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:03 am

godot wrote:Why the hell is there an ad for mormons at the top of my screen?


Because they out-bid the Methodists.
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Postby ChibiBecca on Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:54 pm

what are american baptists like? coz we got some mormons knocking on our door the other days and they gave me funny looks when i said i go to a baptist church. o-o;
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Postby bloodeye on Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:53 am

....they're like baptists? As opposed to what other kind of baptists?

As for myself, only once had Mormons come to my door....

'Hello, I'm Megan, from the Church of later Days Saints. Do you ever wonder why bad things happen to good people?'

'No... I make them happen.' :evilgrin:

:o 'Wellokayifyoudohaveanyquestionshere'ssomereadingmaterialshaveanicedaygoodbye!'


...havn't seen them since.
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Postby Yusuf69 on Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:50 pm

why'dyouhavetoscareawaymegangoddamnit,SHEMADEUSCOOKIESINTHEDARKNESSANDWARMEDOURMITTENSINTHECOLDANDGAVETHE"GOOD"KINDOFMASSAGE,YOUDICK,YOUEVILEVILDICK

that was fun, AGAIN
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Postby ChibiBecca on Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:01 pm

i'm english.. we seem to have a different sort of christian religion going on here. :p

our mormons hid in the lounge from a sudden thunderstorm before trying to convert the two flatmates. (both are atheists, it was a no-win situation)
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Postby Stingra on Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:53 pm

I open the door, smile congenially, then close the door and go out the back with my shotgun and fire into a dirt mound not too far off.

That scares them off pretty fast.
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Postby Yusuf69 on Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:31 pm

you'd.... you'd put the fear of god into Megan?
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Postby bloodeye on Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:18 am

We all do that, in our own little ways....

Now hold still, this will hurt more if you squirm.... :evilgrin:
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Postby Jeremy_I_Am on Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:37 am

THE ANGLICAN COMMUNION:

The good kind of Protestants!

I base this on the following:

1. It has the same clear hierarchy as the Catholic church, but the same liberal humanism as other Protestant churches.

2. It has its own secret society (the Orange Lodge).

Yay Anglicans! Unless you're American, then it's: Yay Episcopalians!
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Postby Stingra on Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:50 am

Uh huh.

GTFO.
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Postby ChibiBecca on Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:55 pm

the only thing i really dislike about old churches is the wooden seats. i hate pews!



what i dislike more is computers. i keep jinxing them! *prods at her power supply*
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Postby gurshu12 on Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:23 pm

The Christian baskinrobbins flavors different from region to region. In a typical US city one majority of said church can basically rule an entire city. Such as in the town I went to highschool in everyone was either Baptist or Church of Christ, and if you weren't them or did something to displease them, they'd be pretty anal about it.

Anyway...it ranges. Some Baptists can be cool, others can have a stick up their butt. It's pretty much that way with everybody if you look in the right places.

Except for Mormons. They're all just one...strange breed worldwide.
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Postby bloodeye on Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:36 am

Pastafinarians are pretty varied, even in the same city.
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Postby ChibiBecca on Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:03 pm

bloodeye wrote:Pastafinarians are pretty varied, even in the same city.

are they anything like Pastamancers?
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Postby Yusuf69 on Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:41 pm

Jeremy_I_Am wrote: Yay Episcopalians!


ITS THE SKIRT PEOPLE, RUN FOR YOUR GOD DAMN LIVES
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Postby Stingra on Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:43 pm

ChibiBecca wrote:
bloodeye wrote:Pastafinarians are pretty varied, even in the same city.

are they anything like Pastamancers?


Well it sounds like both raise unholy armies of spaghetti monsters and flying pizzas to conquer the world in the name of tomato sauce and cheeses.
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Postby ChibiBecca on Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:58 pm

i find entangling noodles to be mightly helpful in a time of need.
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Re: ;lj;lj

Postby godot on Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:10 pm

gurshu12 wrote:
Except for Mormons. They're all just one...strange breed worldwide.


Pfft. We're adorable.


ChibiBecca wrote:i find entangling noodles to be mightly helpful in a time of need.


What?




I guess if someone was chasing you and had noodles for shoelaces, then that could come in handy. Or if you wanted someone to choke, then you could make the noodles entangle... IN HIS THROAT.
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Postby bloodeye on Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:31 am

ChibiBecca wrote:
bloodeye wrote:Pastafinarians are pretty varied, even in the same city.

are they anything like Pastamancers?


There's some similarities, but while pastamancers are magic users, Pastafinarians are more like Pirate-Priests.
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Postby ChibiBecca on Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:12 pm

go play some KoL, godot.. it'll make more sence then. ^^ *cookies to those who got what she was talking about!*

surely shoelaces would be stronger then noodles for the purposes of people strangling?
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Postby Stingra on Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:41 pm

Fishing line works best for strangling people.
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Postby gurshu12 on Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:50 pm

I just use fire. Even if it doesn't choke them you still get the same result...with a show.
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Postby Stingra on Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:28 pm

Yeah, but fire attracts attention, and when you kill someone that's the last thing you want. Strangulation is mostly quiet and you can minimize the evidence you leave behind with some smart planning.
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Postby bloodeye on Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:57 am

I'm of the impression piano wire works best for a garotte, but havn't finished my research on the topic yet.

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Postby ChibiBecca on Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:40 pm

trying to work out if i should go hardcore or softcore.. but gotta finish that puzzle bit with the NS first.

*confused with the recent new quest* i've been in the black forest, but a bit confused with what to do with the broken wings. oo
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