Kitten Collective Towing Services

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Kitten Collective Towing Services

Postby Tangent on Thu May 10, 2007 1:20 pm

Heyla. This is Triple-A, Tangents division. We understand you have a broken down spacecraft, and can dispatch a Kitten Collective Yarn Sphere to your location for a tow if your membership is up to date. If it isn't, we still can but you'll have to pay the Kittens with several tons of milk and dairy products...
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Postby zortic on Fri May 11, 2007 12:36 pm

There's definately a kitten coming up to save the day! Stay tuned!!!
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Postby atristain on Fri May 11, 2007 1:24 pm

Let's just hope it's not that cat that won't get to it till Wednesday, because he hates Mondays... or a lasagna crossed over his path... or he overslept... or was busy sending a kitten to Abu Dhabi... or whatever...
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Postby zortic on Wed May 23, 2007 3:30 am

See! You knew there was going to be a cat to the rescue. And ironically he did wait until Wednesday.
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Postby Murray M. Lee on Wed May 23, 2007 6:12 am

Guess that black cat was bad luck to the one chasing them. :wink:
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