ha ha ha. So I got up and check and was like "Wow... a Christmas thread already! That's cool.". What a mind fuck. Anyway I wish you all a merry Christmas. IMnote I'd move your post to this thread if I could, but I can't. Sorry.
I hope you all get what you want. Unless you want spanked. Then I hope you get help.
EDIT:
I'm lazy so now this is a NEW Years thread. Ass kickery.