Uwe Boll, Master of video game movies

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Uwe Boll, Master of video game movies

Postby Solarius on Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:51 am

Uwe Boll, director of such favorites like 'House of the Dead' and 'BloodRayne', has got another two video game movies to direct. Far Cry and Alone in the Dark II. I apologize if this has been posted before but I can only say one thing.

May heaven help us all.
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Postby Braidboy on Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:14 am

I imagine meeting Uwe Boll must be a lot like meeting Forest Gump. Here is this guy who seems completely brain dead and yet somehow he's thriving.
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Postby Otaku Son on Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:27 am

Where's the proof? When you make claims like this, you're supposed to provide a link to the proof! Until then, you are hereby discredited.
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Postby Solarius on Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:04 pm

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Postby Otaku Son on Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:40 pm

Well, Solarius, that link you provided contradicts your first post. He's only directing one of the two films you claimed he's directing. He is, however, producing both.

I love it when people link to information contradictory to their statements.
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Postby Solarius on Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:03 pm

*Shrug* I made a mistake, I'm sorry.

Uwe Boll just doesn't command my attention the way things that interest me do, so therefore, I am more likely to make mistakes.


*Edited Intrest -> Interest*
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Postby Otaku Son on Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:51 pm

So I'm guessing typing correctly doesn't "intrest" you?
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Postby Solarius on Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:12 am

While I thank you for pointing out my spelling error, otaku son, Your comment about my spelling could be perceived as a slightly insulting.

There are polite ways to make these things known, you know.
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Postby Otaku Son on Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:58 pm

Oh, of course I know! I just choose to ignore those polite options in favor of rude ones. Because I'm a troll, and that's what trolls do. Ha, ha, ha!
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Postby IMnotE on Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:03 am

btw guys did anyone saw the Postal movie ? is it good ? and most of all is it true to the game ('coz i LOVE that game) ?
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