The botched joke that didn't get published

[LOLKERNSSUCKS]

I am being a civil and intelligent person. You're just being a butthurt crybaby, so you fail to see it that way.

[Tensu of the moon]

I guess we're all just butthurt crybabies. I mean clearly civil people use the word "dickwad" and insult others personally because they read a webcomic. isn't that what civil means mr. dictionary? what's that?

civil (b) adaquate in courtisy or politeness, mannerly-webster's collage dictionary

well would you look at that. I guess you're not being civil. who'd have thought. certainly not an intelligent person wait, what's that mr. dictionary? you have something else to say?

intelligent (a) haveing a high or satisfactory degree of mental capacity
(b) revealing or reflecting good judgement or sound thought-webster's collage dictionary

wow. so that means that an intelligent person would be aware that you're not being civil? dose this mean that lolkernsucks is being niether intelligent or civil? it dose? thank you, mr. dictionary for clearing that up. you're always there for me when someone is being an idiot.

[LOLKERNSSUCKS]

or maybe...hold on, I'm gonna use caps lock from now on. ALSO, I'M GONNA CALL YOU PEACHES. IS THAT COOL?

ANYWAY. MAYBE, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT ALL MEANS, BUT I'M JUST TROLLING YOU, PEACHES. EVER THOUGHT OF THAT?

[Tensu of the moon]

so, you admit that you are a sad excuse for a human being with no point to make, you just like acting stupid for attention?

wow. that's... pathetic...

I accually feel sorry for you.

you know, summoning joy can be just as fun as summoning scorn. you should try it some time.

[LOLKERNSSUCKS]

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[Tensu of the moon]

look, lolkernsucks, first let me tell you that I'm not always right. I've been wrong before and I'll be wrong again. but I'm not wrong now. I don't see how beliveing in my ideals makes me an internet tough guy.

second, I don't think you understand what this debate is about. it has nothing to do with the comic. at certain points, I even agree with you. My problem is with how you treat people because they read the comic. you go around insulting people because they think something is funny. well, humor is like taste: to each his own.

then, when someone stands up to you, you accuse them of things they did not do. in fact, you are accuseing them of doing things you yourself did. you are being a foolish, arrogant hypocryite.

normally, it is against my principles to ignore anyone for any reason, because they may yet have something intelligent to say, and it is a lot like running away. however, since you have made it very clear that you have nothing intelligent to say, and since I have successfully and easily parried your every attack against me, ignoreing you wouldn't be against my principles.

but I'm going to give you one last chance. explain to me like an intelligent, civil person why you are behaveing the way you are. succeed, and we can continue this in a dignified manner. if not, consider yourself ignored.

[LOLKERNSSUCKS]

I'm not always right. I've been wrong before and I'll be wrong again. but I'm not wrong now.

LUL

second, I don't think you understand what this debate is about.

THIS DEBATE IS ABOUT YOU BEING A DUMBASS AND NOT TRYING TO FEED A TROLL. BUT YOU DID ANYWAY, AND NOW YOU'RE BUTTHURT.

being a foolish, arrogant hypocryite.

LUL

normally, it is against my principles to ignore anyone for any reason

however

LUL

but I'm going to give you one last chance. explain to me like an intelligent, civil person why you are behaveing the way you are. succeed, and we can continue this in a dignified manner. if not, consider yourself ignored.

I CONSIDER MYSELF IGNORED. WAY TO GO, IT ONLY TOOK YOU, WHAT, A MONTH TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO AVOID TROLLS? CONGRATS PEACHES, YOU'RE ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING OF AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE. STOP SPEWING WORDS YOU DON'T KNOW AND DEFINITIONS THAT YOU BELIEVE BUT DON'T ACTUALLY CONTRADICT MY OWN USAGE OF SUCH WORDS, THEN MAYBE YOU'LL GET THERE SOON.

[Tensu of the moon]

If you must know, I was trying to help you. but you're just too far gone. the reason I haven't ignored you yet is because:
A. up untill now it was funny watching you make a fool of yourself
and B. I wanted to help you, but you just don't want to be helped.

I don't know what you are trying to prove going around insulting people and pretending to be right, but be glad you're doing it on the internet. if you acted this insane in real life, you'd have been shanked in prison a long time ago. assumeing you're not a fat stupid minor takeing the fact that no one likes you out on the world.

and peaches? who do you think you are? Dr.Cox? you see, Dr.Cox is WITTY. his insults are cleaver and humorous, not a rambleing rant revolveing around the word dick.

also, I never thought anyone smart enough to get on the internet would also be stupid enough to spell an acronym wrong. thanks for proveing me wrong.

well, goodbye. I hope that someday somebody knocks some sense into that empty skull of yours.

[LOLKERNSSUCKS]

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