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Postby Stig Hemmer on Sun Sep 02, 2001 10:50 am

Ie thoughte youe hade learnede, ehe? Ie thoughte youe weree oure friende!<P>Bute thene, youe pulle somethinge likee thise.<P>Havee youe noe respecte fore use?<P>Twoe comicse tomorrowe, youe saye? Bute, Joshe, thee comice wase duee <B>todaye!</B><P>Remembere thise, Joshe, youe cane stille drawe ife youe cannote walke. Moree timee to drawe whene youe cannote walke, ehe?<P>Sincee youe aree oure friende, wee wille lete ite goe todaye... bute aree youe stille oure friende tomorrowe? Maybee, mabee note...<P>--e<P>Stige Hemmere, ate youre disservicee.
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Postby ThriKreen on Mon Sep 03, 2001 12:06 am

Hmm... CounterStrike...<P>Aug rocks
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Postby ThriKreen on Mon Sep 03, 2001 12:26 am

I'm the resident Aug-master on the CS-FF server I frequent - <A HREF="http://www.saladbowl.tv/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.saladbowl.tv/</A> <P>Packs more of a punch than the Colt, easier to snipe than AK, and you can easily outsnipe AWP people. People complain about the recoil of the Aug, but that's because you don't go full automatic - tap the fire button, it recovers almost as fast as the AK. I've gotten so many headshots from people poking their heads from behind crates.<P>I've been practicing with the AK lately, but for some reason it's like when I'm using the AK, I also enable a misaimbot. =) I can be point-blank-AK-barrel-in-your-belly and STILL miss, and have the other guy kill me with 100hp left.<P>Better yet, rush the enemy team shouting "FOR AVALON!" with knives only. =)<P>Dang, now I feel like making an Avalon spray. Question is, of who?
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Postby Stig Hemmer on Mon Sep 03, 2001 12:32 am

Well, I <I>do</I> have a severe software problem in the space bounded by my skull.<P>------------------
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Postby Klaus Petersen on Mon Sep 03, 2001 1:48 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Meteo:
<B>Aug my ass! Well... please don't. Gimmie the good ol' Colt M4A1 any day over the Aug. And since v1.1 made the AK into a godly weapon, I don't mind having one of them on my side either... not that I'd ever play a Terrorist. =)</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Ah, the AK, the last of the classic 7.62 assault rifles. Not that I'm a gun-freak, I just discovered CS two months ago. For more info on the actual hardware, check <A HREF="http://www.remtek.com/arms" TARGET=_blank>here</A>.<P>I get an idea: 'HELENE' as a battle cry! On an 'as_*' map! The clans charge each other highlander-style, no strategy, no tactics, no mercy! Josh can be the VIP, staring in mute horror at what he has started . . . . . <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"><P>I like the AUG for its versatility: you don't come up short in any situation . . . . <P>[This message has been edited by Klaus Petersen (edited 09-03-2001).]<p>[This message has been edited by Klaus Petersen (edited 09-03-2001).]
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Postby Chief_Petty_Officer_Klerk on Mon Sep 03, 2001 4:25 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Klaus Petersen:
<B>Josh is our friend, Stig, today and tomorrow. Anybody want a piece of him, they have to go through me and Augie here (<I>Klaus pats his trusty Steyr AUG</I>)</B>.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Styer AUG. BAH! girl scouts toy! They will have to get thru me and my H&K HK23E Belt Fed Machine Gun!<P>------------------
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Postby JPSloan on Mon Sep 03, 2001 4:42 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bunnyThor:
<B> For those of us not in that space, it looked like you were having a severe software problem. </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Yes yes... he's unfortunately contracted the "My Leetle Friend" virus.
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Postby Fool on Mon Sep 03, 2001 5:44 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bunnyThor:
<B>Let me put this the kindest way possible: It was very effective, but only in the space bounded by your skull. For those of us not in that space, it looked like you were having a severe software problem. </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>But how do we know we're <I>not</I> figments of his imagination?
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Postby Magrat on Mon Sep 03, 2001 6:57 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stig Hemmer:
<B>I would like to appologize to any Italian-American, Italian-Italian, American-Italian or anybody else that was offended by my parody of the classical movie gangster.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bunnyThor:
<B> Oh, <I>that's</I> what you were trying to do.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Yeah, I thought it was a Chaucer imitation.<P>:
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Postby Klaus Petersen on Mon Sep 03, 2001 10:08 am

I wonder what kind of impression we CS freaks are giving the other Avalonites?<P>Me, for example, I chose public service over military service when I was drafted. I have never in my life touched a combat weapon, and I am quite happy with that. Guns - <I>any</I> kind of guns - make me nervous in real life. Still, I am male, which means I like shooting and blowing stuff up as much as the next guy. Hooray for politically incorrect computer games <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"><P>Chief_Petty_Officer_Klerk, the H&K 23 is not available in CS, but the FN M249 is. Both are chambered for the NATO 5.56 rifle cartridge. And the M249s magazine holds a whopping 100 rounds. You make 'em keep their heads down, I pick 'em off when they try to be smart, okay?<P>ThriKreen, with the exception of the AK and the bolt-action types, all the rifles are chambered for NATO 5.56 rifle cartridges, so hitting power ends up about the same. The differences are mainly in features - and like you, I'll pick a zooming sight over reduced recoil any day. It is possible to snipe with the AK - I have done it, and beaten a more experienced player with a Colt - but that is not what it does best.<P>I am a little pressed for time right now, but maybe later we could arrange an Avalon CS event. I will probably get my ass whooped, as usual . . . . but, oh, the fun! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif">
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Postby Klaus Petersen on Mon Sep 03, 2001 11:05 am

Josh is our friend, Stig, today and tomorrow. Anybody want a piece of him, they have to go through me and Augie here (<I>Klaus pats his trusty Steyr AUG</I>). If you are game, I'm sure we can find a Counter-Strike server where we can settle this . . . . <P>Oh, and I almost forgot, there's my animalistic counterpart, the Gorilla. Not that's he's likely to agree with me on anything, <B>but</B> if I tell him that you have looked at him in a certain way . . . . <P>[This message has been edited by Klaus Petersen (edited 09-03-2001).]<p>[This message has been edited by Klaus Petersen (edited 09-03-2001).]
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Postby Stig Hemmer on Mon Sep 03, 2001 11:07 am

I would like to appologize to any Italian-American, Italian-Italian, American-Italian or anybody else that was offended by my parody of the classical movie gangster.<P>------------------
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Postby bunnyThor on Mon Sep 03, 2001 11:13 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stig Hemmer:
<B>I would like to appologize to any Italian-American, Italian-Italian, American-Italian or anybody else that was offended by my parody of the classical movie gangster.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Oh, <I>that's</I> what you were trying to do.
Let me put this the kindest way possible: It was very effective, but only in the space bounded by your skull. For those of us not in that space, it looked like you were having a severe software problem.
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Postby Klaus Petersen on Mon Sep 03, 2001 11:27 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bunnyThor:
<B> Oh, <I>that's</I> what you were trying to do.
Let me put this the kindest way possible: It was very effective, but only in the space bounded by your skull. For those of us not in that space, it looked like you were having a severe software problem. </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I notice that Stigs e-mail address is visible, unlike yours . . . . .
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Postby Stig Hemmer on Tue Sep 04, 2001 1:19 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pauline Hewitt:
<B> It has finally dawned on me that you guys aren't talking about real guns but computer games. Sorry, I'm stupid here.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>When the computer games main call to fame is its reallism, it doesn't make much difference.<P>------------------
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Postby Pauline Hewitt on Tue Sep 04, 2001 4:10 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stig Hemmer:
<B>When the computer games main call to fame is its reallism, it doesn't make much difference.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Well I fired a Brown Bess Musket once and I'm not in a hurry to do it again. No computer would offer the flash in your face, the big bang and the thump it gives you. There's something wonderful about actually using something from the eighteen hundreds though. This is hands on history.<P>PJH
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Postby Atlas_v1.1 on Tue Sep 04, 2001 4:23 am

I've seen a 1400's hand cannon fired. Flash: Check. Smokescreen: Check. Piece of toast hurtled 800 foot: Check. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif">
Similarly, the result of firing the same period cannon they had (a 1450 or so chamberloader) was bits of herring (yes, they loaded it with a herring. Any questions? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif"> ) all over the place. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif"><P>As for CS: I usually use stuff like the Steyr TMP, the P90, or the AUG. Lately, I've taken to using the SIG SG551 Sniper too. Now that is one lovely weapon! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif">
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Postby ThriKreen on Tue Sep 04, 2001 6:37 am

Klaus, ya, I know, but in the game it isn't the same - the Aug and Commando perform similar, but at the same time, I know the Aug does more damage per bullet.<P>As for Avalon LAN parties, maybe next year for AnimeNorth/CNAnime, I know a couple LAN places that charge like $2-3/hr in Toronto.<P>Atlas, there's a bug (?) with the SG550 sniper rifle - crouch+jump and you'll notice that the accuracy of the rifle doesn't change. Do the same with the other rifles and notice the spray radius. =)<P>Man, I play CS too much... =)
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Postby Klaus Petersen on Tue Sep 04, 2001 10:26 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ThriKreen:
<B>As for Avalon LAN parties, maybe next year for AnimeNorth/CNAnime, I know a couple LAN places that charge like $2-3/hr in Toronto.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Oops, I live on the other side of the Atlantic. I'll have to check the price of a plane ticket . . . on the other hand, I should go see Canada some day . . . <P>We may not meet in RL, but there are plenty of 'virtual' options. I have a nice ADSL line to my apartment, and there is a LAN place within walking distance. And I do stay up at odd hours . . . . <p>[This message has been edited by Klaus Petersen (edited 09-04-2001).]
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Postby Pauline Hewitt on Tue Sep 04, 2001 11:05 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ThriKreen:
<B>Packs more of a punch than the Colt, easier to snipe than AK, and... </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>It has finally dawned on me that you guys aren't talking about real guns but computer games. Sorry, I'm stupid here.<P>My other uncle is an antique guns freak so the only real guns I've been near have flint locks and a built in smoke screen so I was reading this as hobby guns but real.<P>PJH
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