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Postby Q99 on Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:30 pm

Nice.
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Postby Doctor Emmit Brown on Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:37 pm

WOO HOO! :D

See, now this time there's nothing to complain about since you wouldn't be able to see it anyway.

Awesome work Sir Josh!
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Postby MarkusN on Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:05 pm

I'm a wee bit troubled about her stance, though. Say, Josh, you don't have immoral plans for Ceidh's career afte High school, do you?
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Postby gwalla on Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:27 pm

Wiigii!
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Postby Doctor Emmit Brown on Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:24 am

MarkusN wrote:I'm a wee bit troubled about her stance, though. Say, Josh, you don't have immoral plans for Ceidh's career afte High school, do you?

Well, university ain't cheap! :D
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Postby Spaceman42 on Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:26 am

MarkusN wrote:I'm a wee bit troubled about her stance, though. Say, Josh, you don't have immoral plans for Ceidh's career afte High school, do you?


Well, he did say something about "other creative projects"...
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Postby GrassyNoel on Wed Mar 24, 2004 6:58 pm

Doctor Emmit Brown wrote:
MarkusN wrote:I'm a wee bit troubled about her stance, though. Say, Josh, you don't have immoral plans for Ceidh's career afte High school, do you?

Well, university ain't cheap! :D


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Postby BigMal27 on Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:50 pm

GrassyNoel wrote:Let this be a lesson to you, Canada. Communism can only get you so far :) and after that, as Quark would say, "Business is business."


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Postby Walky on Fri Mar 26, 2004 9:41 pm

I felt like some smut, but didn't want to sully my own characters with nudity. So I stole one.

SMUT WITHOUT WARNING



























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Alternate title: "She figured out the uniform."

So unclean... Bye!
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Postby Josh Phillips on Fri Mar 26, 2004 10:14 pm

Walky wrote:http://www.itswalky.com/avalon/open24hours.gif

Alternate title: "She figured out the uniform."

...and the secret to increasing sales during the elusive 2am to 6am time slot.

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Postby Walky on Fri Mar 26, 2004 10:41 pm

Josh Phillips wrote:...and the secret to increasing sales during the elusive 2am to 6am time slot.


It's a well-kept secret that Tim Hortons are, in fact, brothels.

(Which is complicated further by having only the drive-thru be 24 hours here in Ohio. Don't try to figure out the mechanics.)
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Postby gwalla on Fri Mar 26, 2004 10:50 pm

She looks like she's plotting somebody's death. Nakedly.

Probably DW's.
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Postby Animal on Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:14 am

Walky wrote:I felt like some smut, but didn't want to sully my own characters with nudity.


Say what?
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Postby Walky on Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:52 am

Animal wrote:
Walky wrote:I felt like some smut, but didn't want to sully my own characters with nudity.


Say what?


I felt like some smut, but didn't want to sully my own characters with nudity tonight.
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Postby Animal on Sat Mar 27, 2004 9:34 am

Walky wrote:
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Walky wrote:I felt like some smut, but didn't want to sully my own characters with nudity.


Say what?


I felt like some smut, but didn't want to sully my own characters with nudity tonight.


Wait until morning, eh?
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Postby Tenma on Sat Mar 27, 2004 3:34 pm

Walky wrote:It's a well-kept secret that Tim Hortons are, in fact, brothels.

(Which is complicated further by having only the drive-thru be 24 hours here in Ohio. Don't try to figure out the mechanics.)


I recall reading instructions scribbled on the bathroom wall at a fast food place once that went something like, "Show it hard at the drive-thru window after 10 for some fun."

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Postby Animal on Sat Mar 27, 2004 6:06 pm

Tenma wrote:
Walky wrote:It's a well-kept secret that Tim Hortons are, in fact, brothels.

(Which is complicated further by having only the drive-thru be 24 hours here in Ohio. Don't try to figure out the mechanics.)


I recall reading instructions scribbled on the bathroom wall at a fast food place once that went something like, "Show it hard at the drive-thru window after 10 for some fun."

Later...
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That's only true if you translate "fun" as "spending the night in the county lockup with a bunch of winos and crack addicts."
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Postby Walky on Sat Mar 27, 2004 6:11 pm

Animal wrote:That's only true if you translate "fun" as "spending the night in the county lockup with a bunch of winos and crack addicts."


And who doesn't? :D
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Postby Animal on Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:53 pm

Walky wrote:
Animal wrote:That's only true if you translate "fun" as "spending the night in the county lockup with a bunch of winos and crack addicts."


And who doesn't? :D


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Postby Doctor Emmit Brown on Sat Mar 27, 2004 9:37 pm

Walky wrote:http://www.itswalky.com/avalon/open24hours.gif

Alternate title: "She figured out the uniform."

So unclean... Bye!

Suddenly I have a craving for doughnuts. Should I wait the extra 1.5 hours? :D
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Postby GrassyNoel on Sun Mar 28, 2004 1:37 am

Walky wrote:(Which is complicated further by having only the drive-thru be 24 hours here in Ohio. Don't try to figure out the mechanics.)


I expect it's convertibles-only in the drive-thru. More legroom in convertibles.
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Postby bunnyThor on Sun Mar 28, 2004 2:21 am

GrassyNoel wrote:
Walky wrote:(Which is complicated further by having only the drive-thru be 24 hours here in Ohio. Don't try to figure out the mechanics.)


I expect it's convertibles-only in the drive-thru. More legroom in convertibles.


What? That's true only if you stick your legs straight up in the ai...oooooh, I see what you mean. Discount bwick.
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Postby Q99 on Fri May 07, 2004 12:15 am

Question: Who gets to do the first one of the new comic...?
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Postby Doctor Emmit Brown on Fri May 07, 2004 5:51 pm

Whoever wants it I suppose
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